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'''Candyjunkie''', whose real name was '''Abraham Biggs''', (moar liek Jewbraham Niggs, [[amirite]]?) was a [[Gay|young]] nigra living in [[Miami]], [[Florida]]. He thus presents an odd example of a [[suicide]]. It is, among niggers, extremely rare as they typically die in [[gang]] fights and [[KFC]] robberies (or both at once, for several gangs often attempt to steal [[chicken]] from said restaurant at the same time) before being able to kill themselves. Abraham, however, is what is known as an Oreo (white on the inside) or '''''HALFRICAN AMERICAN''''', and as such, did what many whites do: he took large amounts of anti-depressants, chugged NyQuil and [[Attention Whore|cried on internet forums]]. Eventually, young Abraham's genes betrayed him, and he chose to follow in the footsteps of [[P Diddy|Sean "Diddy" Combs]] [[Ripper|by copying a white man who had played the same tune before him]].
'''The Nightmare Before Christmas''' is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by [[necrophiliac]], [[faggot|Tim Burton]] in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because [[srsly]], the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be [[dead]]). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a [[cult]] following amongst [[goths]] and [[emos]], who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local [[Hot Topic]], sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.  
 


As Abraham had attempted to OD before, he foresaw little difficulty, but things got too real, too fast. Perhaps the funniest part of Abraham's suicide was that even though he had been dead for several hours, the [[cops]] still pulled their <strike>guns</strike> [[cocks|<b>TASERS</b>]] on him, which proves that even in a post-[[Obama]] America, you still [[Serious Business|'''CAN'T BE TOO FUCKING CAREFUL.''']]
<center><big>'''It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie'''</big></center>


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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Kill count by website]] was 2 days ago • [[Rick and Morty]] was 4 days ago • [[Dirty Disney Confessions]] was 6 days ago
[[Hanukkah]] was 2 days ago • [[KOSA]] was 4 days ago • [[Section 230]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 01:04, 20 December 2025

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by necrophiliac, Tim Burton in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because srsly, the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be dead). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a cult following amongst goths and emos, who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local Hot Topic, sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.


It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-20

What have I missed?
Hanukkah was 2 days ago • KOSA was 4 days ago • Section 230 was 6 days ago

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