Billie Eilish

Billie Eilish
Born	December 18, 2001 (24 years old)
Nationality	Americunt
Ethnicity	White devils
Gender	Female
Occupation	Singer

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell is an ugly ass snowflake who specializes in writing shitty songs and has a fandom full of other fat ugly dykes. She went from writing a song about how oceanic her eyes were when she was just a little girl trapped inside the closet, to being as sexually degenerate about women as possible after her secret got leaked to the world after she couldn't control her mouth and clit during an interview. Who would have thought that this was what the stress of teenage popularity could do to someone who had to lie to the world about being heterosexual in order to get the best treatment in the industry?

Descent into sexual deviancy

As if women (or anyone in general) would want to eat that dimply, smelly ass built like it belongs to a 50 year old woman.

Billie taking part in a yuri loving incel's wettest dream.

"MY NAME IS BILLIE AND I WANT MY FACE IN A VAGINA!"

"MY NAME IS BILLIE AND I WANT MY FACE IN A VAGINA!"

"MY NAME IS BILLIE AND I WANT MY FACE IN A VAGINA!"

"MY NAME IS BILLIE AND I WANT MY FACE IN A VAGINA!"

"MY NAME IS BILLIE AND I WANT MY FACE IN A VAGINA!"

"MY NAME IS BILLIE AND I WANT MY FACE IN A VAGINA!"

"MY NAME IS BILLIE AND I WANT MY FACE IN A VAGINA!"

Drinking period blood turning into semen? Typical bisexual behavior! Right?

Because she committed sexual misconduct by singing about eating a pussy without the consent of so many women.

It all started when little Billie got addicted to porn at the age of 11 in an attempt to be like the "cool" kids. She would watch it so much that it eventually corrupted her brain into thinking about nothing but sex, accidentally programming her brain into a vicious cycle of cringe-worthy sexual comedy. Speculation around Eilish's sexual orientation began when she released the music video for the single "Lost Cause" in 2021, where Billie unleashed her inner incel for the first time ever by going to an all-girls slumber party, where it appeared that all the girls were molesting each other, doing sexually provocative dances as if they came in like wrecking balls. This lead to angry heterosexuals and people struggling with internalized homophobia to accuse her of queerbaiting like they did when she wrote a song about wanting a boy who had the audacity to want to slap his dick on her ass to slap it onto the ass of another boy. In response, Eilish posted behind-the-scenes pictures from the video on Instagram with the caption "I love girls". That's all she had to say... for now.

After so many accusations of queerbaiting, Billie's secret of being interested in women was revealed by Variety in November 2023 when of course she wasn't ready to tell the world about her depraved desires up until the next year, when she came clean about getting more sexual tensions than incels do when seeing women. From wanting her face in a vagina to masturbating in front a mirror, one has to wonder why people constantly sexualize her. Right after making a vow to never speak about her sexuality ever again, she went on to say that she had "lots of good sex" throughout 2024, the same year her fat femcel ass brutally raped all our ears by writing a nasty song, comparing licking the pussy of some random woman to eating a delicious meal. Who knows how much period blood she was drinking after telling the world how much she likes women and hates the fact that not everyone has the same level of sexual desire and lust she does?

More of Billie unleashing her inner incel:

	“	I could eat that girl for lunch, Yeah, she dances on my tongue, Tastes like she might be the one, And I can never get enough I could buy her so much stuff, It’s a craving, not a crush	„
	— Billie raping the living shit out of women with her thoughts

	“	I think girls are hot, you know, humans are hot, and if I ever fell in love with one, hell, I would not mind.	„
	— Billie talking about women like she's some sort of incel.

	“	I'm physically attracted to them. But I'm also so intimidated by them and their beauty and their presence	„
	— Billie talking about women like she's some sort of incel.

	“	I become insane when I have a crush, I get absolutely insane. When I was growing up, no one I had a crush on ever had a crush on me back — that I know of.	„
	— Billie talking about crushing on people without their consent.

	“	I basically talk about sex any time I possibly can, that’s literally my favorite topic	„
	— Billie says this yet she doesn't she want men sexualizing her? What a fucking hypocrite!

	“	I think it’s such a frowned-upon thing to talk about, and I think that should change... You asked me what I do to decompress? That shit can really, really save you sometimes, just saying. Can’t recommend it more, to be real	„
	— Billie's view on sex as a whole topic.

	“	TMI, but self-pleasure is an enormous, enormous part of my life, and a huge, huge help for me, people should be jerking it, man. I can’t stress it enough, as somebody with extreme body issues and dysmorphia that I’ve had my entire life.	„
	— Billie Incel thinks fapping is so cool.

	“	Partly because it’s hot, but it also makes me have such a raw, deep connection to myself and my body, and have a love for my body that I have not really ever had. I've got to say, looking at yourself in the mirror and thinking ‘I look really good right now’ is so helpful.	„
	— Billie Incel thinks fapping is so cool.

	“	I should have a Ph.D. in masturbation, I have learned that looking at myself and watching myself feel pleasure has been an extreme help in loving myself and accepting myself, and feeling empowered and comfortable.	„
	— Billie Incel thinks fapping is so cool.

	“	I guess I also underestimate that things I say will be blown up into the biggest news of the whole world	„
	— Billie after seeing all the people who fap to female faggotry

	“	I wish no one knew anything about my sexuality or anything about my dating life. Ever, ever, ever	„
	— Billie knew she fucked up because she couldn't help herself.

	“	I think it really destroyed my brain and I feel incredibly devastated that I was exposed to so much porn	„
	— Why Billie can't stop thinking about pussy these days.

	“	i like boys and girls leave me alone about it please literally who cares?	„
	— Apparently, you and your fellow faggots and dykes do!

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Oh, her fans even notice her degeneracy!

Another part of that same forum

So much for not wanting to be sexualized, huh? Masturbating is sooo important to her No wonder she's so fucked up in the head! Previous Video | Next Video

Billie's hatred against men

Wait! It's okay for this fugly dyke dressed up like a black guy on his second threesome of the day to sit like that... But it's a crime when straight white men who can't seem to score do this?

Billie wants all men to be gay Billie calling men weak like the SJW snowflake she is Previous Video | Next Video

Billie was trapped inside a closet repressing her nasty desires for women at the time she wrote this dumb song about wanting someone to be gay. But wait! She didn't write this song about how much she wants a girl to bump coochies with her. No, no! In her mind, the inspiration was a tragic tale of unrequited love, where the villain was none other than a boy who had the audacity to find her interesting. Oh, the horror! She felt so objectified, like a piece of meat at a barbecue, that she just had to channel her feelings into a shitty song whining about how she wished the boy played for the dicks instead. But wait! Her man-hating doesn’t end there! She also thinks men are immune to body shaming. Ironic coming from someone who can’t stand it when people comment on her fridge bod built like a mother who has more than one child. You know, the kind of body that has seen a few too many midnight snack runs and pizza parties? But here’s the kicker: she’s convinced that while she’s out here dodging the harsh judgments of society like a contestant on a reality competition show, men are just strolling through life, blissfully unaware of the pressures of body image. Imagine it! Men, with their six-pack abs and chiseled jaws, prancing around as if they’re not also subject to the wrath of the societal beauty standards. Meanwhile, Billie’s over here, pen in hand, composing an anthemic battle cry for all the girls who have ever felt like they were just a little too fat n' ugly for people who prefer the stick thin models, ignoring the many men who struggle with body image and disregarding the pressure men face to look like they took a whole bunch of steroids.

Billie reacting to exaggerated portrayals of her

	“	Listen, I’m not shaming people for their looks, but I am though... You give an ugly guy a chance, he thinks he rules the world. I swear to God, because they got a hot girl, they can be horrible? Like, you’re still ugly though. Can’t change that. Maybe that’s why.	„
	— As if Billie looks any better than whoever she said this to

One day, one of her many simps asked her whether or not Billie is still affected by body shaming. Her response? She shared FAT FETISH ART out of her with the caption "you mean this?" Fans were confused as hell as to what Billie was trying to say. Could it be that she thinks it's body shaming to draw her as a disgustingly obese slob? Could it be that she gets hot and bothered by fantasies of herself being really fat? Well, as we mentioned before, Billie thinks masturbation is a very important part of life. Yet she seemed quite horrified and possibly turned on at the same time that the sick fucks who fap to My 600 Pound Life even found her sexually attractive enough to make crappy drawings of her surpassing both the stars of that show and CaseOh in weight!

Trying to cover up her racism

"I was on the Billie Eilish Offcial Discord and they muted me because I said she is wrong for dating someone who’s racist and homophobic. And even Billie’s brother has made fun of he for speaking with a blaccent. BLM and LGBTQ+ rights isn’t a trend period." —SelenaDaBoss, the poor user who got brutally raped by an admin on a server full of losers who do nothing but simp for Billie

Billie claims to be supportive of racial justice...

	“	If I hear one more white person say "aLL liVeS maTtEr" one more fucking time, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind... Will you shut the fuck up? No one is saying your life is not hard. No one is saying literally anything at all about you. All you mfs do is find a way to make everything about yourself.	„
	—Billie suffering from internalized white people hatred as she scratches her nasty coochie

	“	Society gives you privilege just for being white. You can be poor, you can be struggling. And still your skin color is giving you more privilege than you even realize and nobody is saying that makes you better than anyone. It just lets you live your life without having to worry about surviving simply because of your skin color!!! You are privileged!!	„
	—Billie suffering from internalized white people hatred as she scratches her nasty coochie

	“	If all lives matter why are back people killed for just being black? Why are immigrants persecuted? Why are white people given opportunities that people of other races aren't? Why is it okay for white people to protest literally being asked to stay at home while carrying semi-automatic weapons? Why is it okay for black people to be called thugs for protesting the murder of innocent people?... White. Fucking. Privilege.	„
	—Billie suffering from internalized white people hatred as she scratches her nasty coochie

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Despite having made racist comments herself!

In addition to that, she likes to talk like a sassy black girl who likes to dip fried chicken in a cup of cum as the sauce after sucking on the tip of the bone. One time, she was vlogging on Instagram, and her big soyboy brother, Finneas, called her out for it. Hilariously, she claimed to have the backs of minorities despite being in a relationship with Matthew Tyler Vorce, a man who was a whole ass decade older than her, who openly used the "N" word, trashed people for being interested in butt sex, and caused Adele 's eating disorder by comparing her to Miss Piggy from The Muppets.

External links

• Gee, we wonder why
• Billie recommends sex more than anything like the degenerate femcel she is

Billie Eilish is part of the following series:

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  Music
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  Faggotry
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  Whores
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  Social Justice