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{{Ib|[[File:Senils_Attack.jpg|301px]]Painting depicting the attack.}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Louis Michel Rieul Billon'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Louis Michel Rieul Billon'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''| September 7, 1750}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 7, 1750}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 13, 1789 (Aged 39)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 13, 1789 (aged 39)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[France|Français]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFrance.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[France|Français]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFrance.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Watchmaker}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Watchmaker}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|26 Killed, 41 Injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 26, injured 41}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}} (France: 1st1!!1!)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}} (France: 1st1!!1!)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Bomberman, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS and Bomberman, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, lynched}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, hanged}}
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On December 13, [[Before the internets|1789]], 26 people would be epically raped and 41 others injured after the most epic mass attack ever seen by the stinky snail-sucking, baguette eating people of the then '''Kingdom of France''' that only would be surpassed by the [[Paris Attacks|13N attacks]].
On December 13, [[Before the internets|1789]], 26 people would be epically raped and 41 others injured after the most epic mass attack ever seen by the stinky snail-sucking, baguette eating people of the then '''Kingdom of France''' that only would be surpassed by the [[Paris Attacks|13N attacks]].
== The attack ==
 
== Le attentat ==
Our main player was then 39-year-old '''Louis Michel Rieul Billon''', also known as '''Louis Michel Rieul-Billon''' (nicknamed '''Watchmaker Billon'''), he was locally famous in the city of [[France|Senils]] for being a watchmaker and extremely charming, but this fame didn't last much, after a money affair that went wrong, everyone turned on him and started hating him for said affair, causing him to feel injustice after the arquebusier commander kicked him out of the company, and so, he thought of an idea, louis [[Stephen Paddock|started stockpiling a shit-ton of weapons]] for [[Mass Shooting|his revenge plan]].
Our main player was then 39-year-old '''Louis Michel Rieul Billon''', also known as '''Louis Michel Rieul-Billon''' (nicknamed '''Watchmaker Billon'''), he was locally famous in the city of [[France|Senils]] for being a watchmaker and extremely charming, but this fame didn't last much, after a money affair that went wrong, everyone turned on him and started hating him for said affair, causing him to feel injustice after the arquebusier commander kicked him out of the company, and so, he thought of an idea, louis [[Stephen Paddock|started stockpiling a shit-ton of weapons]] for [[Mass Shooting|his revenge plan]].


On the eventual day, a parade of arquebusiers were passing by, when, louis, from his house, in a room where he stored all of his guns that he was going to use in the up-and-coming attack, opened fire on the parade, killing the commander, the main fucker who voted to kick him off the watchmaking company he was working in, obviously, he was spotted immediately after firing at a large ass crowd, and hid in his home and continued shooting some more people before barricading inside of his home.
On the eventual day, a parade of arquebusiers were passing by, when, Louis, from his house, in a room where he stored all of his guns that he was going to use in the up-and-coming attack, opened fire on the parade, killing the commander, the main fucker who voted to kick him off the watchmaking company he was working in, killing 2 and injuring 3 people, obviously, he was spotted immediately after firing at a large ass crowd, this gave him an instant two stars wanted level, but he hid in his home and continued shooting some more people that were attempting to reach him before barricading inside of his home.
 
He continued shooting but then the guards rushed inside when louis [[Dumbass|left the door semi-opened]], so far, he got 14 sweet kills with all his toys, not bad considering this was the 17-fucking-80s, the guards, trying to end this madness, did not expect a massive and explosive surprise, a crate completely full of powder in the house, you thought this revenge plan was going to be your typical mass shooting that ends with suicide? oh no, our louis boy was packing, of course, that powder wasn't for decoration, he ended the show by [[Damn|blowing his house up like a goddamn Micheal Bay movie]], which caused 66  other random houses to also feel the impact of the blast.
 
Shortly after this master move, [[V&|he was arrested]] but was brutally beated to death by the [[Army|le Compagnie des Chasseurs]] before he could be imprisoned and be <s>eternally raped by the ancient and french version of bubba</s> guillotined like the other random fags.


== Aftermath ==
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Considering this attack happened during the french revolution, [[TND|that pwanged 16,600]] [[NPCs|people]], it didn't get any attention, and was pretty much forgotten easily like every mass shooting that happens in the JEWSA.
Even at that, after [[Oldfag|{{age|1789|12|13}} years]] later, [[Epic Win|Louis is still the deadliest mass shooter in french history]].
== Loadout ==
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*'''Primary''': Tulle musket
*'''Primary''': Arquebus
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*A simple musket, one of many, used by the french and americunt army.
*The OG shotgun that mr.billon had on his hands and used it to snipe people in the parade.
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*'''Secondary''': Arquebus
*'''Secondary''': 1st Flintlock Pistol
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*The OG shotgun that mr.billon had on his hands.
*Another one of many weapons in Louis' inventory.
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*'''Secondary''': Carabine
*'''Secondary''': 2nd Flintlock Pistol
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*Another one of many weapons in Louis' inventory.
*the second flintlock pistol, which I guess it's better to pull another one rather than reloading.
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*'''Secondary''': Powder
*'''Secondary''': Powder
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*Teh thing he used to make his house go b00m.
*Teh thing Billon used to make his house go b00m.
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So far, he got 12 sweet kills with all his new toys, not bad considering this was the [[Ancient|17-fucking-80s]], and any shooting that happened during those times were all one digit, he continued shooting but then the Knights rushed inside when Louis [[Dumbass|left the door semi-opened]] and managed to seize him, the Knights, trying to end this madness, did not expect a massive and explosive surprise, a crate completely full of powder in the house, you thought this revenge plan was going to be your typical mass shooting that ends with suicide? oh no, our boy Louis was packing with some serious shit, of course, that powder wasn't for decoration, he ended this 5-star-GTA-esque shooting by [[Damn|blowing his house up like a goddamn Micheal Bay movie]], which caused 66  other random houses to also feel the impact of the blast, killing 14 other people, raising the [[Win|death toll to 26 dead]].
Shortly after this master move, [[V&|he was arrested]] by [[Army|le Compagnie des Chasseurs]] after being pulled out of the rubble and was hanged like the other random fags a day later.
Before this attack, he wrote a note [[Pekka Eric Auvinen|expressing misanthropy]] and hatred of the Knights of Arquebus.
== Aftermath ==
[[File:Tumbleweed.gif|center]]
Considering this attack happened during the [[French Revolution]], [[TND|that pwanged 16,600]] [[NPCs|people]], it didn't get any attention, and was pretty much forgotten easily like every mass shooting that happens in the JEWSA.
Even at that, after [[Oldfag|{{age|1789|12|13}} years]] later, [[Epic Win|Louis is still the deadliest mass shooter in french history]].
[[File:Welcome_Back_Louis_Billon.png|thumb|'''FUN FAX:''', Giuseppe Fieschi, France's 2nd deadliest mass shooter, was actually born on the first anniversary of the Senils Attack, [[Forced Meme|coincidence? I think not]].]]


== Graded score ==
== Graded score ==
{{GradedScore|26||12|Could've got a much higher score.|24|Pretty original for the time.|3|Was sadly overshadowed by the French Revolution.|20||85|A+|[[I told u i was hardcore|Je t'ai dit que j'étais hardcore]]}}
{{GradedScore|'''26'''|Deadliest shooting of the century!|12|Could've got a much higher score.|'''24'''|Pretty original for the time.|3|Was sadly overshadowed by the French Revolution.|20|Thank you for your service, Billon|85|A+|[[I told u i was hardcore|Je t'ai dit que j'étais hardcore]]}}
{{wanted|5}}
{{wanted|5}}
== See also ==
== See also ==
* '''[[France]]''' - Where shit went down
* '''[[France]]''' - Where shit went down
* '''[[Eric Borel]]''' - 2nd Deadliest french mass shooter
* '''[[Eric Borel]]''' - 3rd Deadliest french mass shooter
== External links ==
== External links ==
* [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] '''[[The|Le]] [[Wikipedia|Wikipédia]]''':
* [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] '''[[The|Le]] [[Wikipedia|Wikipédia]]''':
** [https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attentat_de_Senlis '''Senils Attack''']
** {{wikilink|fr:Attentat_de_Senlis|Senils Attack}}
** [https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Michel_Rieul_Billon '''The man himself''']
** {{wikilink|fr:Louis_Michel_Rieul_Billon|The man himself}}
* [http://picarchives80.blogspot.com/2018/11/la-vengeance-dun-horloger-senlisien.html '''Blog about it''']
* [http://picarchives80.blogspot.com/2018/11/la-vengeance-dun-horloger-senlisien.html '''Blog about it''']


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