[[File:Annaliese Nielsen In Front Of Pornmags.jpg|thumb|Her fantasy]]
'''Annaliese Nielsen''' is a kooky [[SJW]] who is best known for being easily offended by things which don't concern her, and fighting battles that no one asked her to fight. So, basically just like every other SJW in existence.
'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW'''</span>'''</span>'''
==Lyft Driver==
One night, at the end of August 2016, Annaliese decided to take Lyft home. When she was picked up, she noticed that the driver had a Hula girl bobblehead on the dashboard, and yet the driver himself was NOT from the "continent of Hawai'i". Because remember SJW mathematics:
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DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT
:''Person of a certain culture + item of a different culture = [[Worse than hitler|cultural appropriation]]''
Annaliese was not going to let the driver get away with that most heinous crime, as cultural appropriation is the worse thing any white person can do! Never mind the fact that the driver was Asian, she was going to give him the lecture of his life:
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Three cheers for Annaliese! Her brave stand against this level of injustice will be remembered for all time in the Great Hall of Social Justice Heroes at Castle [[Gawker]] (so probably for maybe another month or so).
==Godsgirls.com==
Annaliese owns "Gods Girls", a [[Suicide Girls]] knock off site, that besides featuring damaged goods also {{archive|igXH|hosted child porn}}. So you know that Annaliese is great stuff. Gods Girls is also notorious for launching the [[Zoe_Quinn#Nudes|'modeling' career of Zoe Quinn]].
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<big>Her site in a nutshell</big></center>
==Her Nudes==
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File:Annaliese Nielsen Nudes 2.jpg|Next meme on Gawker
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File:Annaliese Nielsen Nudes 4.jpg|Nice Lei. Oh that is your vagina?
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File:Annaliese Nielsen Nudes 7.jpg|Hawaiian sunset destroyed by her damaged body.
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==Gallery==
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File:Annaliese Nielsen Bike.jpg
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==Safe Space==
Annaliese also invented a new online "sorority" called "Girls Night In" where women presumably hang out and do women stuff outside of the reach of horrible male scum.
==See Also==
* [[Zarna Joshi]]
==External Links==
* [http://www.AnnalieseNielsen.com Annaliese Nielsen forgot to buy her domain name so someone did it for her.]
* [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/annaliese-nielsen-s-lyft-rant Annaliese Neilsen's entry] on [[Know Your Meme]]
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Latest revision as of 23:18, 22 August 2024
Her fantasy
Annaliese Nielsen is a kooky SJW who is best known for being easily offended by things which don't concern her, and fighting battles that no one asked her to fight. So, basically just like every other SJW in existence.
One night, at the end of August 2016, Annaliese decided to take Lyft home. When she was picked up, she noticed that the driver had a Hula girl bobblehead on the dashboard, and yet the driver himself was NOT from the "continent of Hawai'i". Because remember SJW mathematics:
Annaliese was not going to let the driver get away with that most heinous crime, as cultural appropriation is the worse thing any white person can do! Never mind the fact that the driver was Asian, she was going to give him the lecture of his life:
Three cheers for Annaliese! Her brave stand against this level of injustice will be remembered for all time in the Great Hall of Social Justice Heroes at Castle Gawker (so probably for maybe another month or so).
Godsgirls.com
Annaliese owns "Gods Girls", a Suicide Girls knock off site, that besides featuring damaged goods also hosted child porn. So you know that Annaliese is great stuff. Gods Girls is also notorious for launching the 'modeling' career of Zoe Quinn.
Her site in a nutshell
Her Nudes
Next meme on Gawker
Nice Lei. Oh that is your vagina?
Hawaiian sunset destroyed by her damaged body.
Gallery
Safe Space
Annaliese also invented a new online "sorority" called "Girls Night In" where women presumably hang out and do women stuff outside of the reach of horrible male scum.