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| '''Bitsytalk''' is a [[Shit|shitty]] Pokemon forum populated by [[13-year old boys]] and lolcows who frequent Minichan. The site is known for its small population, hate of [[Anonymous]], and horrible fanfiction.
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| [[File:1299534999531177.png|right|thumb|The typical response to a Bitsytalk thread on Minichan.]]
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| It is divided into several "sub-boards", which makes it look like phpBB and ATBBS's horrible lovechild.
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| =History=
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| Bitsytalk was founded in the Summer of 2010 when the admin, named Sgt Schizop [[Lie|who is really Kawaii]] thought, "Hey, I'm going to make an [[lie|awesome]] forum with my own [[lie|original]] software!". This happened after the other forum he ran, Pokemoncardmaker, got [[B&|shut down by Nintendo for copyright infringement]]. Needless to say, all [[Over 9000|ten]] members of the forum got [[butthurt]] and migrated to bitsytalk.
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| ==The Chans==
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| [[File:Brobro1.png|right|thumb|The post that started it all.]]
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| Early in it's creation, some of Minichan got together and trolled the shit out of Bitsytalk while pretending to be Kimmo. Much lulz were to be had by the site's, and especially Brobro's, rage generated from the trolling. This is what eventually sent bitsytalk to "war" with Minichan and [[Tinychan]].
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| =Notable Members=
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| '''Sgt Schizop''': The Sysop. Is really Kawaii, and frequents Minichan, often posting his comics that make fun of [[Kimmo Johan Alm|Kimmo]] or [[Anontalk]]. Not much else is known about him besides the fact that he probably lives in Kansas or Arizona.
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| '''Talons1337''': An Australian who obsesses over nukes and [[Starcraft]].
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| '''Oldman''': A Total Drama and Dragon Ball Z fan. He often posts his crossover artwork, and contributes roughly half of the fan fiction on the site.
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| '''Phineasking''' ("Phin"): An [[ITG|Internet Tough Guy]] who pretends he's the boyfriend of one of the moderators. Has the most bans on the site by far. [[LOLWUT|Yes, even more than Anonymous!]] Thought to be an [[aspie]].
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| '''Leafingo''': A Darkrai-obsessed girl who contributes the other half of the site's shitty fanfiction. Supposed girlfriend of Phin, and has the highest post count on the site [http://bitsytalk.com/members/best (Fucking 17,000 posts!!!)].
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| ==Oh Eeveen...==
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| Eeveen is a moderator of the shitty site and one of the funnest reasons to troll Bitsytalk, if not the funnest. Dare you say bad things about Bitsytalk on any fucking chan possible? EEVEEN'S THERE! To raeg at the [[Original Poster|OP]] and to "defend" his precious site, although everyone else there will tell him to stop feeding the trolls. And of course he never listens. He's also a fucking celebrity there which means he can do whatever he wants, like [http://bitsytalk.com/topic/3682/a-little-present-to-all#9655 here] ([[x y is x|fail troll is fail]]) and [http://bitsytalk.com/topic/4235/bitsytalk-forum-rules-all-new-members-read-before-posting here] (He created the rules without any other mod's consent or the sysop's). He's also given credit for [http://bitsytalk.com/topic/6396/pcms-last-stand trying to bring their other shitty site, PCM, back], along with a goderator named Silver.
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| =How to Troll Them=
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| Trolling Bitsytalk is ridiculously easy. All you have to do is one of these things:
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| *Bash Pokemon
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| *Post as Anonymous.
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| *Argue with ''anyone''.
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| *Criticize the site's color scheme.
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| *Post ''anything'' negative about them on Minichan or Tinychan.
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| *Talk about how Anontalk is so much better than them.
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| *Bash Minecraft, Portal, Halo, Mario, Sonic, or Starcraft.
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| *Argue with Phin.
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| *Ask for the source.
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| ==Site Rules==
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| Bitsytalk has the strictest rules of any forum on the internet, [[ever]].
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| They include:
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| *Absolutely no swearing
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| *No tripcodes
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| *Anonymous must be logged in to post
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| *Censorship is neccesary
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| ==Gallery Of Fail==
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| {{center|<gallery>
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| File:BROBROSTRIKESBACK!.png|HE STRIKES BACK!
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| File:Brobro.png|Reaction time.
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| File:BrobroDescription.png|What 95% of Minichan users think of Brobro. They're probably right.
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| File:mod_raeg.png|MOD RAEG
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| File:Whispeon.png|Attempt failed.
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| File:Schizops_twisted_mind.png|A glimpse into Kawaii's twisted mind.
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| File:TERRORIST.png|What passes for a legit ban on Bitsytalk.
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| File:How_to_defeat_trolls.jpg|How they deal with trolls. Note the use of the word "fuck" which goes directly against rules #1 and #4. Interestingly, the guy who posted this ''didn't'' get b&. Mod corruption much?
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| File:Krame.jpg|[[MOAR]] trolling.
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Minichan BBS|Minichan]] ---- Bitsytalk's main trollers.
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| *[[Asperger's Syndrome]] ---- About 70% of Bitsytalk's userbase suffers from this disease.
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| ==Links==
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| *[http://bitsytalk.com Bitsytalk] ---- The hellhole itself.
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| *[http://tcgmaker.chatango.com TCGMaker Chat] ---- An actually active chat, most of Bitsytalk uses this due to it being a sister site's chat.
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| {{sites}}
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