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One known incident at a toy convention saw Jin try to "confiscate" various 3rd party Transformers from a vendor, impersonating a police officer. When convention security became involved t was determined that Jin did not walk far enough away to count as stealing, unfortunately meaning he was not arrested. | One known incident at a toy convention saw Jin try to "confiscate" various 3rd party Transformers from a vendor, impersonating a police officer. When convention security became involved t was determined that Jin did not walk far enough away to count as stealing, unfortunately meaning he was not arrested. | ||
He has also been in a public feud with Youtuber Retroblasting, after Michael insulted the living shit out of Hasbro for being a mediocre toy company. Jin claimed Hasbro was basically Jesus, of which Retroblasting responded telling Jin to "dilate". | |||
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In 2012 a user on /toy/ was trying to make a 1:6 scale Cobra Commandeer custom out of existing Hasbro parts. A post asking how to glue the old head to a new neck resulted in a Jin chimpout. Jin claims "I just posted helpful advice & the guy flipped the fuck out on me!" but in reality Jin's tip was ignored for another method, which caused Jin to feel personally snubbed & to rage out. | In 2012 a user on /toy/ was trying to make a 1:6 scale Cobra Commandeer custom out of existing Hasbro parts. A post asking how to glue the old head to a new neck resulted in a Jin chimpout. Jin claims "I just posted helpful advice & the guy flipped the fuck out on me!" but in reality Jin's tip was ignored for another method, which caused Jin to feel personally snubbed & to rage out. | ||
Or not. No evidence of Jin's post has been found. In truth the maker was notorious among furries for hating pedophilia & as it turned out, Jin was not only secretly involved with furries but he's a pedophile. Seeing the individual on his usual hangout, Jin decided to be a tremendous asshole. He is still whining about this 12 years later because he's an adult baby with more ego than worth. He also has a biological relative in the fandom, going by supersonic250, a tranny who is also a massive pedophile who was outed as working around children on a daily basis(having been fired after their community found out about the pedo shit), who also had a hateboner for the same person. | Or not. No evidence of Jin's post has been found. In truth the maker was notorious among furries for hating pedophilia & as it turned out, Jin was not only secretly involved with furries but he's a pedophile. Seeing the individual on his usual hangout, Jin decided to be a tremendous asshole. He is still whining about this 12 years later because he's an adult baby with more ego than worth. He also has a biological relative in the fandom, going by [[supersonic250]], a tranny who is also a massive pedophile who was outed as working around children on a daily basis(having been fired after their community found out about the pedo shit), who also had a hateboner for the same person. | ||
==His neighbors found out!== | |||
In July 2024 the city of Nashville found out about his dirty little secrets of molesting teenage girls & the citizens were NOT happy. Maybe doing horrible things while slapping your name, photos & address online isn't the best idea in the world? Naturally he's claiming he's a victim, because individuals like this never feel they should have to endure the consequences of their actions. Who will he blame for all the cp on his PC? Some idiots just don't know any better... | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== |
Latest revision as of 06:29, 28 July 2024
Jin Saotome, a.k.a. John Mallamas, 5004 English Village Dr
Nashville, TN 37211-6262 (confirmed current as of July 2024), is a 45 year-old white guy (of dubious whiteness- his skin tone, hair & eyes are all VERY brown & he's from Florida, possibly an anchor baby for illegal immigrants) who creates custom toys and sells his ass them online. With his large Jew nose and sycophantic smile, he bears a strong resemblance to Paul Lassiter from Michael J. Fox's 1996 comedy series, Spin City. His name is a direct rip-off from Jin Saotome, a character in Capcom's videogame Marvel vs. Capcom. One may think he is a raging Wapanese because of this but it turns out the nickname was given to him after winning multiple MvC tournaments at his local arcade using said character. This proves Jin a stupid fuck for listening to a bunch of gamers and not beating the shit out of them immediately afterwords (not really impressive, since Jews rarely resort to physical agression). He posts under the tripcode Jin Saotome !!hpFg8+NdKMb on 4chan's /toy/,, effectively targeting himself for h8. It seems that as of now, he's also contaminating lurking /b/ too. The new tripcode was verified by a timestamped pic of Jin dressed as Tony Stark or Matt Parkman.
Background
Jin runs a website called Jin Saotome's Dangerous Toys where he produces various customized figures. Basically, he cannibalizes parts from existing figures to create new ones and gives them new paintjobs, since he's a faggot who doesn't have a clue at how to actually make a toy, which makes him the new Chris chan. He then sells many of said figures online via his JewBay account. Jin now makes enough money from this trade to do it as a fulltime job, despite rumors that he now has a position at Hasbro. Jin's customizing business is one of the biggest out there, with his toys selling for as much as hundreds of dollars, and being featured in magazines such as PSM. In the past he's been commissioned by ToyFare magazine to produce several custom figures such as the Kingdom Come Bat Sentry and the Black Knight. No, not the Martin Lawrence movie, the Avengers' member one you dumb fuck. But pat yourself on the back for not being a basement dweller if you didn't already know that. In addition to action figures, Jin has also produced several props for cosplay and/or display, including Deadpool's belt and a Virindi mask. His wife is 20 years older than him & comes from "family money" with a cushy job so he never has to seek employment, this despite his open views of how women should not have jobs because of the bible or something.
Criticisms
While a proficient painter, Jin's customs have often fallen under fire for overuse of the scuffed, weathered look, and the disproportionately high prices they fetch on The Bay (though the latter technically isn't his fault). This reached its peak in 2007 when the live-action Transformers movie debuted. Jin flooded eBay with enough Transformers customs to choke a well trained whore and literally made a fortune overnight by slapping silver and black paint on every character. The final slap in the face came when his Blackout custom, a gray transforming Pave Low helicopter, sold for a sickening $3,400.00 while his equally no-skill-required 'flashing lights' Barricade sold for $2,200.00. BOTH TO THE SAME BUYER. It is reported that Jin immediately went out and bought a new widescreen monitor after his old one shorted out from the sheer amount of cum blown while he was watching the ending totals.
Heavy usage of the GI Joe Sigma 6 line in his customs combined with bright color schemes has lent them an overly cartoony look, which makes it difficult to take many of his figures seriously. Unfortunately this was the style PSM had requested making Jin a complete sellout, when he created his 'own line' of customs called Video Game AllStars to appease the magazine giant.
A number of people remember him from his days at the Fwoosh.com forums, from which he was banned. Jin openly admits that he was "constantly pissy" there, and thought of himself as some sort of toy messiah that could change things for the better. However he was banned for signing up multiple alternate accounts to harass other better customizers, a fact which still makes him rage to this day. Fwoosh staff also discovered he was using alternate eBay accounts to "buy" his own customs for high prices to make it look as if his toys were in high demand. This would explain why no one ever seems to brag about owning the things they paid out the ass for.
Recently at the beginning of 2009 Jin has come under fire for being a musim-hating nigger-bashing, racial-fucktard because of a very lulzy deviantArt post made in reference to Obama's campaign win. The most famous line of the post was, "You didn't get an african american for a president, YOU GOT A MUSLIM!" which spurred thousands of butthurt and pro-muslim replies culminating in many a thousand pageviews for him. The mods at dA deleted his entry after pro/anti racial faggotry ensued within the replies and broadcasted that 'no negative remarks were to be made about the new president' which sparked an epic OMFG CENSORED war on dA. The /toy board of 4chan was under siege shortly afterwards with many shoops of Jin making racial remarks and pages full of hate threads about their once somewhat helpful member.
Anonymous Figure
In early 2008, Jin was commissioned to create a figure of the "Anonymous" persona currently being employed by Scientology raidfags after making a Xenu figure that made scifags cringe. This caused a violent uproar on /toy/, because of what a horrible idea it was, and because all non-/b/tard 4channers hate raidfaggots. The figure has a number of picket sign accessories adorned with surprisingly terrible handwriting for an artist. It also sports a removable V mask, which Jin apparently carved off one of the figures of the same name, and a removable head to match that one stupid motivational poster that's always going around.
While it IS a terrible idea, this is actually the fault of the insufferable faggots who make up the "Anon" persona, as Jin doesn't seem to have been aware of 4chan prior to this project. Nevertheless, he takes much of the brunt of the RAGE over this figure.
Jin's Wacky /toy/ Rampage
After supposedly hearing about /toy/ through his fans, and the uproar his figure was causing there, Jin decided to grace /toy/ with his presence. He made several threads and proceeded to annoy everyone present. During this period, he was namefagging, but it didn't take long for people to start posting under said name with various slanderous statments. Thus, Jin went to figure out how to tripfag, thereby completing the circle of hatred. He posted with a tripcode briefly, then went back to Anon, then back to the trip again, stating "he couldn't do it." This, of course, led to many accusations of attention-whoring. After a few long, RAGE-filled threads, Jin seemingly departed from the midst of /toy/.
On August 12, 2008, Jin showed up back on /toy/ and made several explanation-style posts (see picture) about himself in response to a thread about his RE5 Chris Redfield custom figure. Most of the posts in said thread were actually positive, though possibly by newfags due to the general oblivious nature of them (e.g., "I don't know who this Jin guy is but...").
Nevertheless, Jin has become something of a symbol to many /toy/ residents, who automatically sage using one of his very own pictures when they see that familiar grey background. To date Jin has never actually been seen pimping one of his customs and just comments along with the rest of /toy/, forced to endure the neverending shitstorms that occur following one of his posts. So far he has yet to become butthurt about this and the continuing study of trolling and/or flaming him is recommended.
On November 10, 2008, Jin was b& from /toy/ for being the epic shitstorm starting faggot that he is, and all of his tripfag / anon posts have been deleted. On December 06, 2008, his tripcode was cracked and half the posts in /toy/ became Jin. On December 06, 2008, Jin created a new tripcode for himself and all of /toy/ let loose a collective cry of baaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.
Over the years he hung on, crying about whatever offends him. Previous janitors would ban him for his psychosis & frequent rule violations, including seeing the name "Jin_Saotome" added to a filter. However a fellow right-wing janitor later took over & has allowed Jin free reign to shit up the board along with several other MAGA pals of his, chasing off most of the good posters & turning the board into a hellhole. In fact Jin himself may be the janitor. Any post even minorly leftist will result in a 3-day ban from all boards while /pol/ content plasters the entire board with no moderation. Jin usually posts as anonymous but will occasionally use "JinSaotome" without a trip.
His customs are still shit.
Sinno
In the 2000s Jin groomed an underage girl going by the handle "Sinno" into spreading her legs for him at Botcon in exchange for one of his garbage customs, of which she bragged about online, mistaking him for a celebrity. He will deny these claims with various excuses of which no one buys. He also admitted to filming it & releasing a video, but claims his face was "deepfaked" almost 20 years before such things were possible.
Substance Abuse
It has been noted in one of his selfies that numerous cans of spraypaint sit with their caps off, which suggest he's a frequent substance abuser. This would explain much.
"Sell me your toys or I will praise Hitler!"
Jin posted to the /toy/ BST sales thread begging for Marvel Legends accessories. Due to his past history of scamming sellers for free merchandise as well as his shitty behavior, no one would deal with him. His response was a long-winded post praising Adolph Hitler, George Zimmerman & blaming "liberals" for everything he didn't like. This cost him an ad banner partnership with online stores who refused to put up with him once they found out, rather than lose business from shoppers who saw him rant like a maniac.
The undying loyalty to Hasbro
For reasons unknown to even mental health experts, Jin has an unhealthy obsession with all Hasbro brands. His loyalty to their bootleg-quality overpriced toys extends to him chimping out over 3rd party Transformers(unofficial, unlicensed toys which are often of superior quality to Hasbro products) & buying them even if they might count as "woke" countering his extremist conservative views- he has even made Star Wars sequel customs, meaning he watched those movies. He is an addict which would be hilarious if not for the fact he steals from his wife to buy pink ponies. Jin also used to claim to be a Hasbro toy designer, until Hasbro was contacted, resulting in Hasbro stating that he does not, in fact, work for them & they were well-aware of his bullshit, resulting in their lawyers forcing him to knock it off.
One known incident at a toy convention saw Jin try to "confiscate" various 3rd party Transformers from a vendor, impersonating a police officer. When convention security became involved t was determined that Jin did not walk far enough away to count as stealing, unfortunately meaning he was not arrested.
He has also been in a public feud with Youtuber Retroblasting, after Michael insulted the living shit out of Hasbro for being a mediocre toy company. Jin claimed Hasbro was basically Jesus, of which Retroblasting responded telling Jin to "dilate".
Faking his own death
When the Las Vegas country (shit) music concert was attacked by a sniper, Jin posted to /toy/, pretending to be one of his friends, claiming to have been killed & started begging for thousands in "donations" for a "funeral"(despite the fact his old wife is wealthy). When the official victim list was posed & his name was absent, he did not backpedal or lie, he simply pretended it never happened.
In /b/loom
Since who knows when, Jin appears to be also lurking /b/. Who knows what disgrace brought this vile man to THE BEST imageboard of all...
Cobra Commander
In 2012 a user on /toy/ was trying to make a 1:6 scale Cobra Commandeer custom out of existing Hasbro parts. A post asking how to glue the old head to a new neck resulted in a Jin chimpout. Jin claims "I just posted helpful advice & the guy flipped the fuck out on me!" but in reality Jin's tip was ignored for another method, which caused Jin to feel personally snubbed & to rage out.
Or not. No evidence of Jin's post has been found. In truth the maker was notorious among furries for hating pedophilia & as it turned out, Jin was not only secretly involved with furries but he's a pedophile. Seeing the individual on his usual hangout, Jin decided to be a tremendous asshole. He is still whining about this 12 years later because he's an adult baby with more ego than worth. He also has a biological relative in the fandom, going by supersonic250, a tranny who is also a massive pedophile who was outed as working around children on a daily basis(having been fired after their community found out about the pedo shit), who also had a hateboner for the same person.
His neighbors found out!
In July 2024 the city of Nashville found out about his dirty little secrets of molesting teenage girls & the citizens were NOT happy. Maybe doing horrible things while slapping your name, photos & address online isn't the best idea in the world? Naturally he's claiming he's a victim, because individuals like this never feel they should have to endure the consequences of their actions. Who will he blame for all the cp on his PC? Some idiots just don't know any better...
Gallery
Links
- Jin Saotome's Dangerous Toys Full of worthless toys and equally worthless info about them.
- Jin's LiveJournal Raidable
- Jin's DeviantArt Page Also raidable
- Jin's eBay Account PROFIT!!!
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