Deliverance

Deliverance is a 110 minute long gay porn movie. It stars Burt Reynolds and three other faggots, who for some reason thought it would be a good idea to raft down a river in Bumfuck, Georgia. Long story short our intrepid heroes, who are totally not asking for it, end up getting raped by the local boys. Bewilderingly, this travesty of a movie was nominated for three academy awards and five golden globes.

The Retarded kid playing banjo

<video type="youtube" id="wcZlxCNzQqw"></video> Deliverance is somewhat known in part because of this scene, which features a downie inbred playing a stringed instrument in duet with another downsy retard. Needless to say, its not worth the hype.

Now you can be mentally handicapped at home as well!

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Squeal Like A Pig

The real reason this piece of shit movie is known is because of this scene, mainly because there wasn't a lot of gay porn available in the 70s. That's right. Faggots made Deliverance popular, just like Twilight.

	“	Ed: Look, what is it that you require of us? Mountain Man: What we, uh, "re-quire" is that you get your god-damn asses up in them woods.	„

	“	Mountain Man: What do you want to do now? Toothless Man: [grinning] He got a real pretty mouth ain't he? Mountain Man: That's the truth Toothless Man: [to Ed] You gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. And you better pray good.	„

	“	Mountain Man: I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee! Bobby: Weee! Mountain Man: Weeeeeeee! Bobby: Weee!	„

	“	Mountain Man: Now let's you just drop them pants.	„

	“	Mountain Man: [to Bobby] Them panties. Take 'em off.	„

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