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Exacting precision is one's talent for being both exact and precise. It usually comes from intense focus, patience, and speed. Few people in the world posses exacting precision, including Spock, Bourne, and half of the zionists in The Matrix. Some ninjas can also untilize this quality, although since it requires extreme amounts of focus and math, the mask-wearing invisible warriors rarely succeed.


What can you do with exacting precision?

What you can do:

  • Hack The Matrix
  • Be a ninja
  • Rob a bank
  • Program computers
  • Punch with your fingers
  • Never blink
  • Weld and assemble cars in a factory
  • Give yourself brain damage
  • Ignore pain
  • Ignore your mother
  • Stab people with ballpoint pens
  • Perform surgery
  • Cause a holocaust
  • Grow a unibrow
  • Do everything correctly 99.9% of the time

See also