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| '''CallMeCarson''' is a 22-year-old [[basement-dweller|basement-inhabitant]] who is a batshit insane, crazy aspie that is known for making a living off [[YouTube]] and [[Twitch]] as a revolting streamer, an internet comedian, an unskilled, handicapped gamer. Carson typically records his friends on [[Minecraft]] and [[Discord]]. Without these, he's basically a [[forever alone|loner]] who technically has the fair of going outside and failed to make a living. His career is nothing other than constantly dick-riding YouTube and Twitch all at the same time for money, and while his puberty was going in reverse, he is now reaching the final level of being a massive faggot with a distorted reality. It's clear enough that his videos were always unfunny, but somehow attracted a huge amount of fanboys that found his content that purely consisted of actual teenagers sending out random memes funny.
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| It comes as no surprise that nobody cared about this annoying aspie until the internet all of a sudden became fueled by unfunny memes. Carson thinks that he can save this whole world by making entertaining content. Instead, he's contributing towards the brainwashing of his targeted demographic, the downfall of comedy, and [[Unwarranted Self Importance|ruining]] the internet with his insanely retarded fanbase.
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| However, little did he know that his rapid rise to fame had all of a sudden been shattered in pieces, after it was revealed that he'd been manipulating his [[fangirls]] on social medias because he decided that manipulating his own fans was his only chance to get a girlfriend. He's been sending out sexually suggestive messages to fangirls he found [[ugly|attractive]], only to realize that they accused him of dating a minor. His YouTube channel lost 30,000 subscribers as a result, and he retired for 6 months to form out his lies in one video.
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| ==Carrer==
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| Carson first started his career at age 12, by launching his first YouTube channel under the name "[https://www.youtube.com/user/bluecreepers1 bluecreppers"] on September 9, 2011. His content revolves around his series on [[Minecraft]], pivot-animations, and his Terraria game-plays. This, of course, did not rise him to fame as a Minecraft fanboy who tries to make boring content for a living. He then launched another account under the name "[https://www.youtube.com/user/GamerCraft157 GamerCraft157]" after two months. This second channel was made as a replacement for the previous one. This time, he's made game-plays on other games, all of which were recorded with an old, shitty recording-software known as fraps. And this is basically the most used software compared to the old YouTube standards. At this time, he founded Bluecrew, a group that consists of anorexic fanboys from Minecraft. It's already dead since Carson was too much a dumbass to handle the group properly.
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| On July 6, 2012, he then created [https://www.youtube.com/user/iceboxSP/ another channel] after both of the previous channels failed. Unlike the two previous channels, his channel only consisted of Minecraft. He once had a [https://twitter.com/iceboxsp Twitter account] for the channel, which was inactive just before 1 year of his career finally rose and brought him to fame.
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| Compared to his new career, it's basically [[ironic]] that his old self definitely has [[fact|more creativity]] than his new self. Now he's just one of those boring faggots who tries too hard to be funny.
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| ==Manipulating controversy==
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| While looking like a man who is a living disappointment because he was born in an old rotten testicle, literally no one ever found him [[truth|attractive]]. However, since he was a loser who couldn't get a real girlfriend in [[real life]], he decided that manipulating his own underage fans was the only way to get one. Carson will try to find, stalk, and send sexually suggestive message to someone he finds appealing through private messages. In this section, we're about to dig down into the delicious controversy with good taste.
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| On January 5, 2021, a Twitter user named Sam (@miniborb) accused Carson of grooming a minor in a tweet, to the point where she was 17 and still in high school and Carson was 19 when she tweeted about it. As [[no one]] really believed her bullshit, Sam included a few screenshots of Carson, revealing that he began privately messaging her, first on Twitter and then on Discord. This tweet eventually became popular and "Carson" began trending in the United States. Sam is trying out the best troll face she can while his incredibly-autistic fanbase crusades to everyone whenever they talk shit about Carson's allegations.
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| As if it wasn't bad enough for Carson, a Twittard user @Copiicatt tweeted a screenshot after a day of Sam's tweet that shows Snapchat messages between her and Carson in June 2019, when she was 17 and Carson was 20. Then, a faggot known as Daniel Keem started to step forward to the drama by debunking that @Copiicatt's accusation was fucking bullshit and that Carson was [[Jailbait|told]] to exchange nude photos through [[Snapchat]]. Because of this lie, this attention-whore is the reason why his fanbase has never [[stfu]] about the two age gaps ever since, and yet it still happens today whenever another pointless allegations he's done was tweeted. However, this controversy has lasted a few months, and we must continue to dig further to the shittiest drama of all. This isn't the last straw for his career to be shattered in pieces.
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| After both of these tweets surfaced around Twitter, his quirky fanbase defended Carson in a [[retard|very intelligent manner]], responding that the 2-age gap is not illegal. It's another reason why his fanbase likes to [[desperate|dick-ride]] Carson no matter what situation he has been through. At this moment, don't be surprised that this fanbase is not the only one that defends their idol from being a pedophile. Some content-creating nigger known as [[EDP445]] even got his immature fanbase to defend him from the controversy. Carson's pig-headed fanbase likes to compare Carson with EDP445 (since he dated a girl who was 2x below his age) in a desperate attempt to get Carson's fat-ass out of the drama. His fanbase also defended other pedophiles that are absolute nobodies. Of course, literally nobody gives a fuck of other pedophiles that Twitter already talks about.
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| After both of these tweets surfaced around Twitter, his quirky fanbase defended Carson in a [[retard|very intelligent manner]], responding that the 2-age gap is not illegal. It's another reason why his fanbase likes to [[desperate|dick-ride]] Carson no matter what situation he has been through. At this moment, don't be surprised that this fanbase is not the only one that defends their idol from being a pedophile. Some content creator nigger known as [[EDP445]] even enlisted the help of their immature fanbase to defend them from the controversy. Carson's pig-headed fanbase likes to compare Carson with EDP445 (since he dated a girl who was 2x below his age) in a desperate attempt to get Carson's fat-ass out of the drama. His fanbase also defended other pedophiles that are absolute nobodies. Of course, nobody gives a fuck about the other pedophiles that Twitter already talks about.
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