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'''Hyves''' (aka [[AIDS|HIVs]] aka The Dutch Facebook) was the brainchild of a guy named [[Geert Wilders]]. Geert [[you don't have any friends|didn't have much friends]], so he thought to himself "Why shouldn't I make my own Facebook?".
'''Hyves''' (AKA [[AIDS|HIVs]] aka The Dutch Facebook) was the brainchild of a guy named [[Geert Wilders]]. Geert [[you don't have any friends|didn't have much friends]], so he thought to himself "Why shouldn't I make my own Facebook?".


===SUBMIT TO THE HYVEMIND===
== SUBMIT TO THE HYVEMIND ==


A few things made HIVs noteworthy:
A few things made HIVs noteworthy:


*Instead of a "Like" button, it had a "Respect" button. This made the usual arms race for attention common to all social networking sites that little bit more amusing and creepy.
* Instead of a "Like" button, it had a "Respect" button. This made the usual arms race for attention common to all social networking sites that little bit more amusing and creepy.
* Hyves had like 8 million users, and there were only 17 million dutch. This meant that 45% of all Dutch people were attention whores.
* Hyves had like 8 million users, and there were only 17 million dutch. This meant that 45% of all Dutch people were attention whores.
*Hyves was the home of tough guys and underage sluts. And because every [[retard|Dutchman]] has a lower IQ then the average [[fucktard]] they were very easy to troll. You were able give it your best shot without having any worries on your mind, because on HIVs you were banproof. Troll as hard and as much you can, but neither your IP/webmail will be banned, so after having your account deleted, you could just create a new one.  
*Hyves was the home of tough guys and underage sluts. And because every [[retard|Dutchman]] has a lower IQ then the average [[fucktard]] they were very easy to troll. You were able give it your best shot without having any worries on your mind, because on HIVs you were banproof. Troll as hard and as much you can, but neither your IP/webmail will be banned, so after having your account deleted, you could just create a new one.  


===Gallery===
== Gallery ==
{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:hyves_neger_met_abortuskind.png|thumb|upright|alt=Hyves|This white boy's daddy was probably his uncle too. Swag point for having a [[nigger|black friend]] tho.]]
| [[File:hyves_vuilniszak_pauper.png|thumb|upright|alt=Hyves|Typical Hyves user. Garbage bag for a jacket, and [[over 9000]] years old.]]
| [[File:hyves_stoere_bois.png|thumb|upright|alt=Hyves|White kids from suburbia are the best gangstah's.]]
|}


===See Also===
{{center|
*[[Facebook]]
<gallery>
*[[Dutchland]]
File:hyves_neger_met_abortuskind.png|This white boy's daddy was probably his uncle too. Swag point for having a [[nigger|black friend]] tho.
*[[Attention whore]]
File:hyves_vuilniszak_pauper.png|Typical Hyves user. Garbage bag for a jacket, and [[over 9000]] years old.
*[[Tough guy]]
File:hyves_stoere_bois.png|White kids from suburbia are the best gangstah's.
===External Links===
</gallery>
*[http://www.hyves.nl/ The site itself]
}}
{{socmed}}
 
== See Also ==
 
* [[Facebook]]
* [[Dutchland]]
* [[Attention whore]]
* [[Tough guy]]
 
== External Links ==
 
* [http://www.hyves.nl/ The site itself]
 
 
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Latest revision as of 22:33, 22 October 2015

Hyves? HIV'S!

Hyves (AKA HIVs aka The Dutch Facebook) was the brainchild of a guy named Geert Wilders. Geert didn't have much friends, so he thought to himself "Why shouldn't I make my own Facebook?".

SUBMIT TO THE HYVEMIND

A few things made HIVs noteworthy:

  • Instead of a "Like" button, it had a "Respect" button. This made the usual arms race for attention common to all social networking sites that little bit more amusing and creepy.
  • Hyves had like 8 million users, and there were only 17 million dutch. This meant that 45% of all Dutch people were attention whores.
  • Hyves was the home of tough guys and underage sluts. And because every Dutchman has a lower IQ then the average fucktard they were very easy to troll. You were able give it your best shot without having any worries on your mind, because on HIVs you were banproof. Troll as hard and as much you can, but neither your IP/webmail will be banned, so after having your account deleted, you could just create a new one.

Gallery

  • This white boy's daddy was probably his uncle too. Swag point for having a black friend tho.
    This white boy's daddy was probably his uncle too. Swag point for having a black friend tho.
  • Typical Hyves user. Garbage bag for a jacket, and over 9000 years old.
    Typical Hyves user. Garbage bag for a jacket, and over 9000 years old.
  • White kids from suburbia are the best gangstah's.
    White kids from suburbia are the best gangstah's.

See Also

External Links


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