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If you're a veteran of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], you may be wondering why a page about a fetishist who hangs around on [[FurAffinity|gross websites]] is worthy of an article, as there are well [[over 9,000]] such freaks with pages here. What makes this particular [[sick fuck]] so special? | If you're a veteran of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], you may be wondering why a page about a fetishist who hangs around on [[FurAffinity|gross websites]] is worthy of an article, as there are well [[over 9,000]] such freaks with pages here. What makes this particular [[sick fuck]] so special? | ||
Well my fellow EDiot, what if I told you this person is [[Old people|nearly 40 years old]], and has spent hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars on fetish art commissions, with that figure growing monthly? I sense your intrigue rising. But wait, what would you say if I told you that this person has a fetish so unique and bizarre, it blows all those | Well my fellow EDiot, what if I told you this person is [[Old people|nearly 40 years old]], and has spent hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars on fetish art commissions, with that figure growing monthly? I sense your intrigue rising. But wait, what would you say if I told you that this person has a fetish so unique and bizarre, it blows all those generic furry articles on ED out of the water? | ||
Easy, there. The tantalizing is over. Now for the sordid tale of '''Jason Ball''': An | Easy, there. The tantalizing is over. Now for the sordid tale of '''Jason Ball''': An American tragedy. | ||
==Jason Ball== | ==Jason Ball== | ||
Jason Ball is a [[fat]] creep residing in [[Florida]]. He was born on July 14, 1977 in [[Iowa]]. Mr. Ball is completely obsessed with the Joker and Harley Quinn of the Batman franchise, which shows in everything from his photographs on [[Facebook]], [[DeviantArt]] icon, the sickening art he commissions and really anywhere on the Internet unfortunate enough to have his presence. | Jason Ball is a [[fat]] creep residing in [[Florida]]. He was born on July 14, 1977 in [[Iowa]]. Mr. Ball is completely obsessed with the Joker and Harley Quinn of the Batman franchise, which shows in everything from his photographs on [[Facebook]], [[DeviantArt]] icon, the sickening art he commissions and really anywhere on the Internet unfortunate enough to have his presence. | ||
When Ball isn't busy [[Masturbating|fapping]] to Harley Quinn and anthropomorphic female [[Furry|furries]], he supposedly works as a driver, which can be assumed | When Ball isn't busy [[Masturbating|fapping]] to Harley Quinn and anthropomorphic female [[Furry|furries]], he supposedly works as a driver, which can be assumed to supplement his perverted desires. It is unknown how such a seemingly low-paying job allows him to afford to pay his bills, and also the mass quantities of food he must consume, as well as beer and fetish art commissions. | ||
==Fetish== | ==Fetish== | ||
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Latest revision as of 22:38, 24 March 2018
If you're a veteran of Encyclopedia Dramatica, you may be wondering why a page about a fetishist who hangs around on gross websites is worthy of an article, as there are well over 9,000 such freaks with pages here. What makes this particular sick fuck so special?
Well my fellow EDiot, what if I told you this person is nearly 40 years old, and has spent hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars on fetish art commissions, with that figure growing monthly? I sense your intrigue rising. But wait, what would you say if I told you that this person has a fetish so unique and bizarre, it blows all those generic furry articles on ED out of the water?
Easy, there. The tantalizing is over. Now for the sordid tale of Jason Ball: An American tragedy.
Jason Ball
Jason Ball is a fat creep residing in Florida. He was born on July 14, 1977 in Iowa. Mr. Ball is completely obsessed with the Joker and Harley Quinn of the Batman franchise, which shows in everything from his photographs on Facebook, DeviantArt icon, the sickening art he commissions and really anywhere on the Internet unfortunate enough to have his presence.
When Ball isn't busy fapping to Harley Quinn and anthropomorphic female furries, he supposedly works as a driver, which can be assumed to supplement his perverted desires. It is unknown how such a seemingly low-paying job allows him to afford to pay his bills, and also the mass quantities of food he must consume, as well as beer and fetish art commissions.
Fetish
After a while, you've assumed you have seen it all when it comes to the strange shit that turns on random sickos on the Internet. Sure, there's the benign stuff, such as BDSM, tickling, bondage, feet, and all that other entry-tier garbage. Higher up on the sick fuck scale you have diapers, inflation, vore... things that make a sane man develop trichotillomania. Lastly, there are the fetishes so nauseating that it makes their fans pariahs even among their fetish comrades. This category includes scat, children and, of course, homosexuality.
Jason Ball, however, just says fuck all that, and likes something so abnormal that it can't have more than a dozen other supporters worldwide: Butts on fire. You read that right. Characters with their asses in lava, on fire or whatever else causes a third-degree burn. For Ball, his favorite victims for this shit are cartoon females, both human and furry. This includes, but is not limited to: Harley Quinn, Tiny Kong, Renamon, Batwoman, Rouge the Bat from Sonic the Hedgehog, Jessie of Team Rocket from Pokémon, Krystal from Star Fox and Midna.
The commissions made by Ball of this fetish come in all shapes and sizes. He's made cheap ones, expensive ones, ones done by high-quality artists and Chris-chan-tier scribble producers. Considering that his commissions are all over the Internet, and some from artists who charge over $50 a pop, it can be safely surmised that he has spent a four-figure amount on this creepy fap-fodder.
Gallery
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Ball's Chuck Taylor All-Stars.
See also
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