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| | '''Breaking news!'''<br />HOLY SHIT! THE CREATOR OF SPONGEBOB DIED!!!
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| [[File:Nightmaresforu.gif|250px|thumb|right|A typical episode.]]
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| '''''SpongeBob SquarePants''''' is a cartoon about a sentient sponge named SpongeBob [[Family Guy|doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes]] that stretch longer than [[goatse|Kirk Johnson's anus]], which in turn inspired thosands of equally [[unfunny]] YouTube Poops and compilation videos. The show is a notable lolcow for the fact that it's quite obvious that SpongeBob is [[gay]]. Why else would he need so many holes, [[baw|cry]] [[Steven Universe|in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING EPISODE]] and on one occasion adopt a child in a same-sex partnership? From day one to the current day, all of the episodes promote homosexuality and everyone who watches it has most likely turned [[gay]] in one way or another by now.
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| == Characters ==
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| [[File:RockoSpongebob.jpg|300px|right]]
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| * '''[[Faggot|SpongeBob SquarePants]]''': The main fag of the show. Despite being clearly overage, he acts like an AIDS infected fucktard who cries every time a baby is born in China and has a crush on Squidward in every single goddamn episode.
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| * '''[[Retard|Patrick Star]]''': SpongeBob's fat, retarded friend and [[Fuckbuddy]].
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| * '''[[Complaints|Squidward Tentacles]]''': A penis nosed squid who bitches about everything. He considers himself a great clarinet player despite clearly sucking ass at it. Today, he has no role other than being [[raep|tortured]] by SpongeBob and Patrick in every episode he appears in. <s>Expect him to commit suicide in the next episode.</s> Turns out, the [[sick fucks]] at Nick made an entire episode, ''Are You Happy Now?'', about trying to make fun of Squidward [[Edgy|supposedly committing suicide]]. But, to avoid ratings dropping, they kept him alive, and his torture continues.
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| * '''[[Jews|Eugene Krabs]]''': SpongeBob's cheap ass boss, a reject of a pirate and a failure of a dad. He clearly [[manwhore|got around]] since he has a daughter that's a whale. Now all he cares about is money.
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| * '''[[Troll|Sheldon Plankton]]''': The troll of the show and a very bad one at it. Despite being an evil genius with the technology to take over the world, he instead wastes it trying to attain a glass bottle from Mr. Krabs and run his own fast food chain. He's a virgin, since he's married to his computer.
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| * '''[[Computer|Karen Plankton]]''': Plankton's computer [[waifu]] that runs on Linux so she can be [[NOT|more advanced]]. Talks with an annoying Jewish accent. In the old episodes, she was a big [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|Cathode Ray Monitor]] on the wall, but in the [[shit|modern episodes]] she is a portable computer on wheels, kinda like computers in real life now. She is the fan favorite on [[Tumblr]].
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| * '''[[Furry|Sandy Cheeks]]''': The show's main subject of [[Rule 34]]. Despite being [[redneck|Texan]], she's actually smart and athletic, i.e. a [[Mary Sue]], which is just enough to deserve her getting ran over by a truck or getting raped...or both.
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| * '''[[Fat|Mrs. Puff]]''': SpongeBob's [[MILF]] teacher who runs the ocean's boat-driving [[torture|school]] and wears a sailor uniform. She fears SpongeBob in regard to his [[retard|intelligence]] on the wheel but pretends to like him so he doesn't [[autistic screeching|cry]]. Her husband is dead, so she wants to [[fuck|experiment]] with Mr. Krabs.
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| * '''[[16-year-old girl|Pearl Krabs]]''': The bitchy crybaby teen of the show who is a [[Man The Harpoons|big fat whale]]. She has Mr. Krabs as her father. Most people with a [[common knowledge|brain]] would assume she is adopted, but ''SpongeBob's'' creator insists she and Mr. Krabs are biologically related. Her mother was obviously hunted down by Chinese fishermen.
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| * '''[[A cat is fine too|Gary the Snail]]''': SpongeBob's pet [[pussy|snail]] that eats the couch when his retarded owner doesn't feed him. He is by far the smartest character on the show, despite how the villains are literally supposed to be an evil genius and a talking computer, because the current show writers have [[dumbfuck|dumbed down]] everyone else.
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| * '''[[Insane|Tom Smith]]''': The [[angery]] townsperson fish that screams [[chocolate|"CHOCOLATE!!"]] in the episode '''[[Nigger|Chocolate With Nuts]]'''.
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| * '''[[Pedo|Patchy the Pirate]]''': A [[basement-dweller|grown man]] in a pirate suit who "hosts" the special episodes of the show to pad out the running time.
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| * '''[[Old people|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]''': A duo of washed up [[Rotten|senile]] ex superheroes that fights a [[Drugs|talking mud bubble]] and a [[gimp]] in order to save [[Chernobyl|the ocean]].
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| * '''[[Pirate|The Flying Dutchman]]''': A butt pirate of a ghost that scares everyone who looks like a pussy to begin with.
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| * '''[[Body builder|Larry the Lobster]]''': A [[shit nobody cares about|background character]] who is a giant [[Faggot|metrosexual]] red lobster that pumps iron at the beach with his gay buff friends.
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| * '''[[God|Fred the Fish]]''': Another background character whose lines have been endlessly pilfered by YouTube Poopers for [[Deuueaugh|forced]] [[REV UP THOSE FRYERS|meme]] material.
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| * '''[[Loser|Bubble Bass]]''': Typical [[obese|fatass]] [[basement dweller|basement dwelling]] [[geek]] with no social life and literally lives with his mom. Likes to collect anime figures and stuff his fat face with krabby patties.
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| == Copyright infringement ==
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| [[File:Bobspongee.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Batman|Shitty Comic = $8 billion idea]]]]
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| Back in 1992, Troy Walker scribbled up a [[Webcomic|comic]] about a sponge named "[[Spengbab|Bob Spongee]]" with a face scribbled on a kitchen sponge to go with it. These comics were distributed in northern California, which by total coincidence, is just where Stephen Hillenburg, ''SpongeBob's'' creator, [[fucked|met]] Joe Murray at a public toilet in an art convention who gave him a shot at cable TV by letting him work on his shitty show ''[[Furfaggotry|Rocko's Modern Life]]'', of which the plot consisted of a [[Fursona|Wallaby]] who [[SpongeBob |lived with his pet, had a fat best friend, and worked a low wage job with a cheap boss]]. After it became obvious Murray's show sucked donkey balls, [[Nickelodeon]] canceled it and [[b&|booted]] his ass out of there. Needing another [[cartoon]] to replace it, Nick gave Hillenburg a chance to shit out his own unique idea. Putting his incredible creativity and story telling abilities to the limit, Hillenburg [[Sonichu|took the two failed ideas, smashed them together, and the rest is now an Internet regular]]. Some light of this came around in 2006, when Troy Walker sued for $1 billion for [[Nick Simmons|copyright infringement]], but [[Viacom|the court]] said a cartoon sponge isn't a copy-writable idea and to [[GTFO]]! <sup>[http://joemurraystudio.com/]</sup>
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| == Memes ==
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| <center><youtube>lPoVuyWaKhg</youtube>"[[Sarcasm|Yeah you gotta be a genius to figure out what`s the inspiration behind ''this'' forced-meme!]]"</center>
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| Among the forced memes this show is guilty of spawning include:
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| *[[Deuueaugh]]
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| *[[Morbid Krabs]]
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| *[[REV UP THOSE FRYERS]]
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| *[[Spengbab]]
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| *[[SpongeGar]]
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| *[[The Ugly Barnacle]]
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| *[[This is Sparta|This is PATRICK!!]]
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| *[[Wumbo]]
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| == Sweet Victory ==
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| [[File:Snob spants.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[http://archive.is/uKVMJ Archive]]]
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| [[File:See Emily sperg.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[http://archive.is/Da0GD archive]]]
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| [[File:U stuck 451489.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[http://archive.is/PJMFr archive]]]
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| <div style="width:800px; margin:0 auto;">
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| '''Sweet Victory''' is a power ballad, semi pseudo-metal song and one of the only decent forced memes from SpongeBob Squarepants that aired during the season 2 episode of ''Band Geeks'' and is currently a source of all out outrage for [[fag|Fanfags]] because following the death of Spongebob creator Stephen Hillenburg in 2018 fans of [[Shit|Spongebob]] wanted to honor him with the song being played at The Super Bowel Halftime Show in 2019
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| Fans were disappointed, [[butthurt]] and sent into an autistic rage when after, over a million signatures on Change.org they were only treated to Spongebob Introducing Travis Scott.
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| Currently there is another petition to have it played during the 2020 Super Bowel Half Time Show that might actually have success because the disappointment doesn't flow just from the fans of Spongebob but media outlets that feel that they were robbed after having seen Spongebob during the Half Time Rehersals.
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| {{Quote|As a tribute to his legacy, his contributions to a generation of children, and to truly showcase the greatness of this song, we call for Sweet Victory to be performed at the Halftime Show|[http://archive.is/uKVMJ Change.Org]}}
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| {{Quote|David and I both looked at each other just like, this is gonna be huge. And it was huge, anytime this came up people’s jaws would drop|[http://www.shutupandrockon.com/interview-bob-kulick/ Bob Kulick]}}
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| <center><youtube>k9iYm9PEAHg</youtube></center>
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| ==Galleries==
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| ===Spongey Gallery===
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| {{cg||Spongey Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Spongebob.jpg|Typical ''SpongeBob SquarePants'' fan
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| File:SpongeBob peep.jpg
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| File:Spongebob_Schoolgirl.jpg| [[You]] would
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| File:Sandy_squirrel_34.jpg|The [[Furry|sexy squirrel]] finally goes whore
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| File:Spongebob Christmas.png
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Squidward JUDE.jpg
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| File:Squidward's free time.png|What squidward does in his free time
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| File:Nazi Spongebob.jpg
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| File:Spongebob lick.gif
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| File:Spongebob lick 2.gif
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| File:SpongeDemon.jpg|[[Truth|When you misbehave, SpongeBob becomes it, unknown to all, and to come to eat you]].
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| File:Squidward Gurl.gif
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| File:Creepy Squidward.gif
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| File:squidward.png|Squidward's eager face
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| File:SquidwardMotivational.jpg
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| File:Squidward.jpg
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| File:MOARkrabs.jpg|[[Morbid Krabs|MOAR]]
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| File:Spongebob Nightmare fuel.jpg|IM READY! IM READY! IM READY! To rape you in your sleep!
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| File:Spengebab fuck you.gif
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| File:Squidward Fuck The Police.jpg
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| File:Set course for faggotry.jpg
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| File:Spongebobhomo.jpg
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| File:Spongebob_u_mad.jpg|[[You Mad|U MAD]]
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| File:Die, Bitch.jpg
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| File:Spongegay.jpg
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| File:I'd love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.jpg
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| File:Squidwarddance.gif
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| File:Squidwardsrule34dance.gif
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| File:assward.png|Spongebob attempting to resist [[buttsecks|homosexual advances]].
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| File:Spongebob34.jpg
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| File:Everythingitouch.png
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| File:02SpongeBobandPatrickStarCosplaycopy-lg.jpg
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| File:Mermaid Man.jpg
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| File:Mermaid Man (Evil).GIF
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| File:Niggapants.JPG
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| File:Sponge.jpg|[[Bix Nood|Bix Nood's]] version of SpongeBob.
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| File:Blackbob.JPG
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| File:Spongebob Nigga.JPG
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| Image:Pikapants_copy.gif|What has science done?!
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| Image:Supenggubebbu.jpg|Some unrelated anime sh- ...Wait.[[doing it wrong|did it wrong?]]
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| File:Mrjew.JPG|[[Jew|SpongeBob's employer]]
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| File:Spongeboob.jpg|Black women love SpongeBob
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| File:SpongeGore.jpg|SpongeBob finally [[Insane|fucking loses it]]
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| File:Spongebobtampon.jpg|Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
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| File:Spongebobgetsdrafted.jpg|A screenshot from the upcoming war epic, ''Full Metal SquarePants''.
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| File:Danielle_fat_fuck.jpg|Typical Spongebob viewer
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| File:Cutestpicofspongebob.jpg|Typical Spongebob fanart
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| File:Patrickwut.jpg|Moar typical fanart
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| File:Niggerspongebob.jpg|Spongebob IRL
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| File:Spongebob tubgirl.jpg|[[Tubgirl]] [[crossover]] episode.
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| File:Spongebob_cockmongler.PNG|[[Cockmongler]] [[crossover]] episode.
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| File:Spongebob_Squarepants_Terrorist_Suicide_Bomber.jpg|[[Muslim|Allahu akbar!]]
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| File:Handsome spongebob.png
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| File:CGWSquidward.png
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| File:Spongebobhitler.jpeg
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| File:Hory Shet.jpg
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| File:Imaginary Girlfriend - Used Napkin.jpg
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| File:Spongebob just married.jpg
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| File:Meth - Not Even Once - Sponge Bob.jpg
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| File:Dicknosecocknose.jpg
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| File:Brick Squad.gif
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| File:Delete all evidence Spongebob.gif
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| File:Spongebob flake.gif
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| File:SpongeBob came here to fuck bitches.png
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| File:Spongebob OP.gif
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| File:Not what it looks like SpongeBob.jpg
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| File:Handicapped_people.jpg|A significant improvement.
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| File:Dududuudud.jpg|SpongeBob's splinter
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| File:Squidfag.png
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| File:KrabsGasm.GIF
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| File:Patrick hurr.gif
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| File:Kortez3000wins 002 0001.jpg
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| File:1205641491-emo-spongebob-4.jpg
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| File:Patrick computer.jpg
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| File:Spongfuck.jpg
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| File:Spongebob-Furry.PNG
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| File:Spongebobfappants.png
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| File:IsMayoAGender.jpg
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| File:Spongebob Arrest.jpg
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| File:Spongebob oh exploitable.jpg
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| File:14272 main.jpg|[[Demon]] state-based Spongebob [[animu]] version
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| ===Rule 34===
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| {{cg||Rule 34|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Spongebob Horrible Erection 01.jpg
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| File:Spongebob Horrible Erection 03.jpg
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| File:Spongebob Horrible Erection 04.jpg
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| File:Spongebob Horrible Erection 05.jpg
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Spongebob Horrible Erection 06.jpg
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| File:Spongebob Horrible Erection 07.jpg
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| File:Spongebob Horrible Erection 08.jpg
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| File:Spongebob Horrible Erection 09.jpg|Like mu juices?
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| File:Spongebob Horrible Erection 10.jpg
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| File:Spongebob Horrible Erection 11.jpg
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| File:Spongebob Horrible Erection 12.jpg
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| File:Spongebob sex.jpg
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| File:Spongebob has sex with Mrs Puff comic.jpg
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| File:NASTYSANDY.jpg
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| File:POORLILPLANKTON.png
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| File:NASTYPATRICKSTAR.jpg
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| File:NASTYKRABZ.jpg
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| File:NASTYSQUIDWARD.jpg
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==Videos==
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| <center>{{fv|SpongeBob videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>DrdptDLQ2rA</youtube>'''Squidward's Nose'''
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| |<youtube>e1cpq0IQJO4</youtube>'''SpongeBob on ''[[Chris Hansen|Dateline NBC]]''.'''
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| |<youtube>tkzuXYGQ9pA</youtube>'''SpongeBalls SquareAss.'''
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| |<youtube>9ZRKfyABraM</youtube>'''The sequel.'''
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| |<youtube>iJCO5v2Lli8</youtube>'''SpongeBong HempPants.'''
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| |<youtube>ytHUb9U6i7I</youtube>'''The fans.'''
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| |<youtube>g-9Tho7a4TI</youtube>'''Typical episode.'''
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| |<youtube>Wu8w934QF4c</youtube>'''Everybody saw this video back in [[2007]].'''
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| }}</center>
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| ==See also==
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| * ''[[Adventure Time]]'' - Had a chance at becoming a show on Nickelodeon, but was declined for being "too weird".
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| * ''[[Dora the Explorer]]'' - Has been seen on Nickelodeon ads, formerly as a "mascot" alongside SpongeBob himself.
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| * ''[[Fairly Oddparents]]'' - Another cartoon that Nickelodeon kept airing for a long time.
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| * ''[[LazyTown]]''
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| * ''[[Littlest Pet Shop]]''
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| * ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' - Overrated cartoon that much of SpongeBob's fanbase went to watch.
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| * [[MysteriousMrEnter]]
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| * ''[[PAW Patrol]]'' - One of Nick's other cash cows.
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| * ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'' - Disney's answer to SpongeBob. Once aired the show nonstop at times during it's run.
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| * ''[[Stu makes chocolate pudding at 4 in the morning|Rugrats]]
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| * ''[[Teen Titans Go!]] - Cartoon Network's answer to SpongeBob. Continually airs the show 24/7 like SpongeBob.
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| * ''[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius]]''
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| * ''[[The Loud House]]'' - Another overrated cartoon on Nickelodeon.
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| * ''[[The Simpsons]]'' - The only cartoon that has aired longer than SpongeBob <s>besides Arthur</s>
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| * [[Viacom]] - The corporation who continually milks the fuck out of SpongeBob's "popularity".
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| * [[Wumbo]]
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| ==External links==
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| * {{dauser|spengbob|SpongeBob deviantART community}}
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| * {{archive|BfQCH|Will ''SpongeBob'' make you gay?}}
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| * '''[https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/stephen-hillenburg-dead-spongebob-squarepants-creator-dies-at-57-1164132?utm_source=twitter&utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral Hollywood Reporter: Stephen Hillenburg, Creator of 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' Dies at 57]''' - [[Goodnight sweet prince]]. May he rest in peace in a pineapple under the sea.
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