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'''Man The Harpoons''', much like [[Facepalm]], is a versatile [[meme]] that can come into [[B|play]] in a variety of situations but is primarily utilized when a great big [[BBW|whale]] is sighted on the [[4chan|horizon]]. To put it simpler, use it when you see a fatass. Also see the [[#Secondary meaning|secondary meaning]] of this meme. | '''Man The Harpoons''', much like [[Facepalm]], is a versatile [[meme]] that can come into [[B|play]] in a variety of situations but is primarily utilized when a great big [[BBW|whale]] is sighted on the [[4chan|horizon]]. To put it simpler, use it when you see a fatass. Also see the [[#Secondary meaning|secondary meaning]] of this meme. | ||
This meme is one that should be [[post|played]] quickly, because it can be neutralized by the [[in before X|"in before"]] ([[penis|harpoons]]/[[TITS OR GTFO]]/[[gb2]])post. | This meme is one that should be [[post|played]] quickly, because it can be neutralized by the [[in before X|"in before"]] ([[penis|harpoons]]/[[TITS OR GTFO]]/[[gb2]]) post. | ||
Derivatives of this meme include replacing the word '''harpoon''' with something that would bring down complete [[ruin]] on the victim/poster. For example [[macros]] with lulz like: '''[[The Finnisher]] - For When The Harpoons Just Won't Cut It.''' | Derivatives of this meme include replacing the word '''harpoon''' with something that would bring down complete [[ruin]] on the victim/poster. For example [[macros]] with lulz like: '''[[The Finnisher]] - For When The Harpoons Just Won't Cut It.''' | ||
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[[Image:Man_the_Harpoons.jpg|frame|center|<center><big>[[Dogmongler|THAR SHE BLOWS!]]</big></center>]] | [[Image:Man_the_Harpoons.jpg|frame|center|<center><big>[[Dogmongler|THAR SHE BLOWS!]]</big></center>]] | ||
{{cg|Man The Gallery!|harpgallery|center|<gallery> | {{cg|Man The Gallery!|harpgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:Man-the-harpoons.jpg | Image:Man-the-harpoons.jpg | ||
Image:The harpoons Man them.jpg | Image:The harpoons Man them.jpg | ||
Image:Man.teh.harpewns.png | Image:Man.teh.harpewns.png | ||
Image:harpoonsstarwars.jpg|Dak! | Image:harpoonsstarwars.jpg|Dak! | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | File:Neck-barnacles.jpg|Behold: Neck Barnacles on a Land Whale. | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:NukeTheWhales.jpg|Sometimes it's needed. | |||
Image:Manharpoon.JPG|Even in simpler times, harpoons were manned. | Image:Manharpoon.JPG|Even in simpler times, harpoons were manned. | ||
Image:Fuck_the_harpoons.jpg | Image:Fuck_the_harpoons.jpg | ||
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Image:Multipul fail.jpg|It's supposed to be "sextuple fail", making this a septuple fail. | Image:Multipul fail.jpg|It's supposed to be "sextuple fail", making this a septuple fail. | ||
Image:Septuple_Fail.jpg | |||
Image:THE-HARPOONS.jpg | Image:THE-HARPOONS.jpg | ||
Image:Nukeharpoons.jpg | Image:Nukeharpoons.jpg | ||
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Image:Happy Fat Rolls.jpg|Don't be fooled by the smile, it will eat you. Whole. | Image:Happy Fat Rolls.jpg|Don't be fooled by the smile, it will eat you. Whole. | ||
Image:Large Lady on a Moderately Sized Buggy.jpg|Some whales have adapted to land travel, so always be aware. | Image:Large Lady on a Moderately Sized Buggy.jpg|Some whales have adapted to land travel, so always be aware. | ||
File:Damn You Genetics.png|Landwhales are quick to blame anything but themselves for their deplorable state. | |||
</gallery>|0}} | </gallery>|0}} | ||
=== Secondary meaning === | === Secondary meaning === | ||
[[File:Starfish eating whale.gif|200px|thumb|right|A successfully harpooned whale.]] | |||
A "harpoon" can also refer to a call for an [[flood|onslaught]] of comments or other communication; in this case a call to Man The Harpoons might mean a call for [[Nigra|/b/lackup]] to make more comments on a news story or votes in an internet [[Poll's closed|poll]]. The image evoked is of a whale pierced by multiple harpoons and suffering, or—in the case of especially effective harpoons—one of those newfangled Norwegian explosive harpoons which knock out the whale with a single shot (ostensibly for humane kills, but mostly because exploding harpoons are cooler than just plain old harpoons). | A "harpoon" can also refer to a call for an [[flood|onslaught]] of comments or other communication; in this case a call to Man The Harpoons might mean a call for [[Nigra|/b/lackup]] to make more comments on a news story or votes in an internet [[Poll's closed|poll]]. The image evoked is of a whale pierced by multiple harpoons and suffering, or—in the case of especially effective harpoons—one of those newfangled Norwegian explosive harpoons which knock out the whale with a single shot (ostensibly for humane kills, but mostly because exploding harpoons are cooler than just plain old harpoons). | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://www.ytmnd.com/keyword/man_the_harpoons Man The Harpoons at YTMND]. | *[http://www.ytmnd.com/keyword/man_the_harpoons Man The Harpoons at YTMND]. | ||
==See Also== | |||
*[[Fat]] | |||
*[[You]] | |||
*[[Your Mom]] | |||
*[[Amy Schumer]] | |||
*[[Paris Brown]] | |||
{{chans}} | {{chans}} | ||
{{memes}} | {{memes}} | ||
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[[Category:Fat]] | |||
Latest revision as of 15:29, 18 December 2016
Man The Harpoons, much like Facepalm, is a versatile meme that can come into play in a variety of situations but is primarily utilized when a great big whale is sighted on the horizon. To put it simpler, use it when you see a fatass. Also see the secondary meaning of this meme.
This meme is one that should be played quickly, because it can be neutralized by the "in before" (harpoons/TITS OR GTFO/gb2) post.
Derivatives of this meme include replacing the word harpoon with something that would bring down complete ruin on the victim/poster. For example macros with lulz like: The Finnisher - For When The Harpoons Just Won't Cut It.
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This requires IMMEDIATE ACTION!!!KILL IT WITH FIRE!! -
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It's supposed to be "sextuple fail", making this a septuple fail. -
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Jesus Christ...it's a whale....get in the boat -
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Especially useful for Jew fatties. -
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When the Harpoons just aren't enough. -
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Thar she blows, Cap'n! -
We're in luck, men! Somebody's already harnessed the beast! -
Don't be fooled by the smile, it will eat you. Whole. -
Some whales have adapted to land travel, so always be aware. -
Landwhales are quick to blame anything but themselves for their deplorable state.
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Secondary meaning
A "harpoon" can also refer to a call for an onslaught of comments or other communication; in this case a call to Man The Harpoons might mean a call for /b/lackup to make more comments on a news story or votes in an internet poll. The image evoked is of a whale pierced by multiple harpoons and suffering, or—in the case of especially effective harpoons—one of those newfangled Norwegian explosive harpoons which knock out the whale with a single shot (ostensibly for humane kills, but mostly because exploding harpoons are cooler than just plain old harpoons).
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