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'''Man The Harpoons''', much like [[Facepalm]], is a versatile [[meme]] that can come into [[B|play]] in a variety of situations but is primarily utilized when a great big [[BBW|whale]] is sighted on the [[4chan|horizon]]. To put it simpler, use it when you see a fatass. Also see the [[#Secondary meaning|secondary meaning]] of this meme.
'''Man The Harpoons''', much like [[Facepalm]], is a versatile [[meme]] that can come into [[B|play]] in a variety of situations but is primarily utilized when a great big [[BBW|whale]] is sighted on the [[4chan|horizon]]. To put it simpler, use it when you see a fatass. Also see the [[#Secondary meaning|secondary meaning]] of this meme.


This meme is one that should be [[post|played]] quickly, because it can be neutralized by the [[in before X|"in before"]] ([[penis|harpoons]]/[[TITS OR GTFO]]/[[gb2]])post.
This meme is one that should be [[post|played]] quickly, because it can be neutralized by the [[in before X|"in before"]] ([[penis|harpoons]]/[[TITS OR GTFO]]/[[gb2]]) post.


Derivatives of this meme include replacing the word '''harpoon''' with something that would bring down complete [[ruin]] on the victim/poster. For example [[macros]] with lulz like: '''[[The Finnisher]] - For When The Harpoons Just Won't Cut It.'''
Derivatives of this meme include replacing the word '''harpoon''' with something that would bring down complete [[ruin]] on the victim/poster. For example [[macros]] with lulz like: '''[[The Finnisher]] - For When The Harpoons Just Won't Cut It.'''
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[[Image:Man_the_Harpoons.jpg|frame|center|<center><big>[[Dogmongler|THAR SHE BLOWS!]]</big></center>]]
[[Image:Man_the_Harpoons.jpg|frame|center|<center><big>[[Dogmongler|THAR SHE BLOWS!]]</big></center>]]


{{cg|Man The Gallery!|harpgallery|center|<gallery>
{{cg|Man The Gallery!|harpgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Man-the-harpoons.jpg
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Image:The harpoons Man them.jpg
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Image:Man.teh.harpewns.png
Image:Man.teh.harpewns.png
Image:harpoonsstarwars.jpg|Dak!
Image:harpoonsstarwars.jpg|Dak!
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File:Neck-barnacles.jpg|Behold: Neck Barnacles on a Land Whale.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:NukeTheWhales.jpg|Sometimes it's needed.
Image:NukeTheWhales.jpg|Sometimes it's needed.
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Image:Manharpoon.JPG|Even in simpler times, harpoons were manned.
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Image:Multipul fail.jpg|It's supposed to be "sextuple fail", making this a septuple fail.
Image:Multipul fail.jpg|It's supposed to be "sextuple fail", making this a septuple fail.
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Image:Happy Fat Rolls.jpg|Don't be fooled by the smile, it will eat you. Whole.
Image:Happy Fat Rolls.jpg|Don't be fooled by the smile, it will eat you. Whole.
Image:Large Lady on a Moderately Sized Buggy.jpg|Some whales have adapted to land travel, so always be aware.
Image:Large Lady on a Moderately Sized Buggy.jpg|Some whales have adapted to land travel, so always be aware.
Image:Manthem2.JPG|Whoa...
File:Damn You Genetics.png|Landwhales are quick to blame anything but themselves for their deplorable state.
File:Your mom naked internet.jpg|Man the Harpoons, and [[Bush|bring a razor]]!
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=== Secondary meaning ===
=== Secondary meaning ===
[[File:Starfish eating whale.gif|200px|thumb|right|A successfully harpooned whale.]]
A "harpoon" can also refer to a call for an [[flood|onslaught]] of comments or other communication; in this case a call to Man The Harpoons might mean a call for [[Nigra|/b/lackup]] to make more comments on a news story or votes in an internet [[Poll's closed|poll]]. The image evoked is of a whale pierced by multiple harpoons and suffering, or&mdash;in the case of especially effective harpoons&mdash;one of those newfangled Norwegian explosive harpoons which knock out the whale with a single shot (ostensibly for humane kills, but mostly because exploding harpoons are cooler than just plain old harpoons).
A "harpoon" can also refer to a call for an [[flood|onslaught]] of comments or other communication; in this case a call to Man The Harpoons might mean a call for [[Nigra|/b/lackup]] to make more comments on a news story or votes in an internet [[Poll's closed|poll]]. The image evoked is of a whale pierced by multiple harpoons and suffering, or&mdash;in the case of especially effective harpoons&mdash;one of those newfangled Norwegian explosive harpoons which knock out the whale with a single shot (ostensibly for humane kills, but mostly because exploding harpoons are cooler than just plain old harpoons).


==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://www.ytmnd.com/keyword/man_the_harpoons Man The Harpoons at YTMND].
*[http://www.ytmnd.com/keyword/man_the_harpoons Man The Harpoons at YTMND].
==See Also==
*[[Fat]]
*[[You]]
*[[Your Mom]]
*[[Amy Schumer]]
*[[Paris Brown]]


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Latest revision as of 15:29, 18 December 2016

Man The Harpoons, much like Facepalm, is a versatile meme that can come into play in a variety of situations but is primarily utilized when a great big whale is sighted on the horizon. To put it simpler, use it when you see a fatass. Also see the secondary meaning of this meme.

This meme is one that should be played quickly, because it can be neutralized by the "in before" (harpoons/TITS OR GTFO/gb2) post.

Derivatives of this meme include replacing the word harpoon with something that would bring down complete ruin on the victim/poster. For example macros with lulz like: The Finnisher - For When The Harpoons Just Won't Cut It.

THAR SHE BLOWS!
Man The Gallery! About missing Pics
  • Dak!
    Dak!
  • Behold: Neck Barnacles on a Land Whale.
    Behold: Neck Barnacles on a Land Whale.
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Sometimes it's needed.
    Sometimes it's needed.
  • Even in simpler times, harpoons were manned.
    Even in simpler times, harpoons were manned.
  • This requires IMMEDIATE ACTION!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
    This requires IMMEDIATE ACTION!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
  • It's supposed to be "sextuple fail", making this a septuple fail.
    It's supposed to be "sextuple fail", making this a septuple fail.
  • Jesus Christ...it's a whale....get in the boat
    Jesus Christ...it's a whale....get in the boat
  • For use in emergencies
    For use in emergencies
  • Especially useful for Jew fatties.
    Especially useful for Jew fatties.
  • When the Harpoons just aren't enough.
    When the Harpoons just aren't enough.
  • Even the Tapestry has encountered whales.
    Even the Tapestry has encountered whales.
  • Thar she blows, Cap'n!
    Thar she blows, Cap'n!
  • We're in luck, men! Somebody's already harnessed the beast!
    We're in luck, men! Somebody's already harnessed the beast!
  • Don't be fooled by the smile, it will eat you. Whole.
    Don't be fooled by the smile, it will eat you. Whole.
  • Some whales have adapted to land travel, so always be aware.
    Some whales have adapted to land travel, so always be aware.
  • Landwhales are quick to blame anything but themselves for their deplorable state.
    Landwhales are quick to blame anything but themselves for their deplorable state.

Secondary meaning

A successfully harpooned whale.

A "harpoon" can also refer to a call for an onslaught of comments or other communication; in this case a call to Man The Harpoons might mean a call for /b/lackup to make more comments on a news story or votes in an internet poll. The image evoked is of a whale pierced by multiple harpoons and suffering, or—in the case of especially effective harpoons—one of those newfangled Norwegian explosive harpoons which knock out the whale with a single shot (ostensibly for humane kills, but mostly because exploding harpoons are cooler than just plain old harpoons).

External Links

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