Chris-chan/Megan Saga: Difference between revisions

'''Megan Schroeder''' is a poor sap who tried to be nice to [[Chris-chan]] by keeping him in [[Friend Zone|The Friend Zone]], and received [[Assburgers]]-induced [[Asking for it|sexual obsession and stalking in return.]] This is the wrath of [[God]] for meddling with his Assburgers children, who should rightfully be driven out to the jungle and left there to find their own food and [[monkey|girlfriends]].

Throughout the first half of 2006, Megan explained to Chris that she was [[DO NOT WANT|not looking for]] a [[boyfriend]], so her rejections of his advances were nothing personal. Megan also began to request that Chris give her [[Moar|more]] personal space. She made a point of explaining that she still [[stupid|valued Chris' friendship]], despite constantly reminding him to detach himself from her. Issue 5 of Sonichu, which introduces [[Animu|Sailor Megtune]], was started on April 29, 2006. Chris' touching of her became more and more of an issue...

Just because [[YOU]] don't have a girlfriend doesn't give you the right to HATE ALL MEN!! It's not THEIR fault! [[truth|The world doesn't revolve around you.]] And keeping this grudge will really get you nowhere.

In a blog entry that Megan never read, Chris describes Megan in an intimate way, despite the fact that she has already kindly rejected him at least [[Over 9000|a dozen]] times by this point.

For days to weeks to months to years, I Felt So [[Emo|Lonesome and Incomplete]].  [[fail|But I didn't STOP]]!  In the name of [[Fail|Love]], and the fact that there had to be a [[Lesbian|Boyfriend-Free Girl]] out there, somewhere, for me to get to know, grow a strong companionship with and make into a [[wut|Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], so in later years, after the inevitability of my parents leaving me, [[Unrealistic expectations|I WON'T BE ALONE]].  And I can eventually realize my dream of being a good [[Faggot|husband]], and [[Fritzl|father]] of a [[Juliana Wetmore|pretty girl named Crystal]].

Yet, one can't stay on such [[DO NOT WANT|sweet passionate feelings]] without a few speed bumps in the road of life.  Even though I didn't mean to give the impression that I was being forceful; for heaven's sake [[lies|I wouldn't ever dare to force her to do anything she didn't want to]], but she reminds me times that [[truth|she isn't ready for Love beyond Friendship]].  [[lies|I have no feelings against her wish]], and [[lies|I respect her decisions and feelings]]. Oh, but even though she Doesn't Say it, or return it, [[rape|I Love Her]], and no matter what, those feelings wills stand strong as time itself. [[WTF|And Sometimes I would want to touch her shoulder or back, feel her hair or give her a hug.  I hold those urges back, because I care about her]].  And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, [[DO NOT WANT|I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself]].

I too have encoutered Christian. At first he seemed nice, if a little odd. After a while though, he started touching me everytime we met, starting with simply rubbing my back, but later touching me somewhat inapropriately as well. Everytime I would ask him to stop touching me, but after a while he would start again, claiming he was 'just beeing friendly'. He also became very posessive of me, even going off at a girlfriend of mine because she patted me on the head, telling her to not touch me. A bit later I found out that Christian was posting photographs of me on the internet. I asked them to remove them, and even though he promised he would, those photo's stayed put. He also kept talking about sexual things to me, even though I kept asking him to stop. Things got really creepy when Chris actually drew pornographic scenes with me and him in it,and UPLOADED THEM TO THE INTERNET, alongside photo's of me. Later he even started drawing and fantasizing about us having a daughter named Crystal, which he then fantasized about in a semi-sexual manner (She would have sexy hair, etc). Chris kept beeing under the illusion that we had a proper relationship, whilst we didn't. Eventually he got agressive, pinning me against the wall, making veiled threats about how he was forced to draw him and me in pornographic scenes because else he might 'do something stupid'. Chris then also began to show agression to male friends of mine. Some of them are still scared of him, since Chris is somewhat big. He even punched my brother, who only tried to get him to back off and stop touching me. Again, all of this happened when me and Christian were not in any form of relationship, but he still seemed to think I was his girlfriend. So in short, please watch out for Christian, since he's a perverted, manipulative , agressive, dangerous individual with severe mental issues!