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imported>Uberfukken Created page with "right|180px {{center|<big>'''America's Third Party'''</big>}} '''America's Third Party''' is the manifestation of the midlife crisis of the racist, clo..." |
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Latest revision as of 04:52, 25 February 2014
America's Third Party is the manifestation of the midlife crisis of the racist, closeted-homosexual, chronically-unemployed, narcissistic David Jon Sponheim.
After David realized what a pointless life of failure he's lived in his parent's van eating out of the trash, he now desires to redeem himself by running for the office of president of the United States, with his unshaven lover Sarah L. Hart as his vice-presidential candidate. Spending 100 years of running a presidential campaign on internet camsites with a poor copy of Alex Jones, their party still consists of only these two members and the occasional moral support of a few literal retards.
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