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'''Coronavirus''', officially known as '''COVID''' or '''The Beast''' (USA), and additionally known as '''Sinovirus, the Chinese Virus, Chinese AIDS, Chinkiepox, Szechuan Sore Throat, The Holocough, Flu-Tang Clan, Kung Flu, Winnie The Flu, Corona Ebola, China's One Corpse Policy, The Great Reap Forward, The Boomer Remover, Bat Aids, Super AIDS, Wuhan Flu, Sweet and Sour Sicken,''' '''The downfall of the USA''', '''Communist Lung Herpes''' or '''"Mould in my Lungs"''' (and officially '''COVID-19''' or '''''[[Original|Coronavirus Disease 2019]]''''', or by [[Faggots|science]], '''''SARS-Coronavirus 2''''') is a [[Death|viral <s>epidemic</s> PANDEMIC]] and a punishment from [[God]] that started in back in late 2019 in [[China|the worlds biggest, dirtiest and most morally bankrupt sewer of a country]]. There are various theories about it's origin (see below) but regardless of this the disease has since spread across the entire planet, and is planning to become the lulziest pandemic in ([[Internet|modern]]) history.|171,938,586+ confirmed cases|WWII|Belarus|Azn|}}
'''Homosexuality''' or [[pedophilia|Homophilia]], is a progressive [[fucktard|mental illness]] commonly seen among [[Furfag|furries]], in which the sufferer is overcome by sexual feelings for others of the same sex. This neurological disorder is most commonly caused when the afflicted subject has such [[Steven Slater|deep resentment for a dominating parent of the opposite sex]] that all members of that sex become repulsive by association. Often as the sufferer comes of age, the level of [[Fashion|faggotry]] begins to slope up in the form of a quadratic function, rather than the typical linear model predicted by [[Elton John|researchers and other faggots of the like]]. |HIV Pride Month|Coronavirus|WWII|Azn|}}

Latest revision as of 00:33, 6 June 2021

Homosexuality

Homosexuality or Homophilia, is a progressive mental illness commonly seen among furries, in which the sufferer is overcome by sexual feelings for others of the same sex. This neurological disorder is most commonly caused when the afflicted subject has such deep resentment for a dominating parent of the opposite sex that all members of that sex become repulsive by association. Often as the sufferer comes of age, the level of faggotry begins to slope up in the form of a quadratic function, rather than the typical linear model predicted by researchers and other faggots of the like.

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