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{{AOTN|Stephen Paddock|Steve Paddock NV.jpg|
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'''Stephen Craig Paddock'''{{Muslim}} (a.k.a. '''Abu Abdul Bar al-Amriki''' and '''[[Tintin|Captain Paddock]]''') was a veritable [[God]] among [[Cucks|men]] who had a life's worth of experience at the age of [[Nintendo 64|64]] as a licensed [[pilot]], [[Casino|gambler]], [[Islam|Imam]], [[Anders Behring Breivik|hunter]], and [[Hugh Hefner|professional geriatric]]. On October 1, [[2017]], after 9 months of a rather uneventful year, Stephen said, "Gosh darn it!" and decided to put his mad [[skillz]] to the test with [[Mass Murder|one last gamble]] as he ordered the [[degenerate]] [[Millenials|youth]] of [[Las Vegas]] to get the fuck off his lawn in style.
Run by [[Ichverbot|Null]], the '''Kiwi Farms''' is quite the lovely internet forum board consisting of a user base that was so [[Aspergers|frustrated that their favorite show on Nickelodeon got cancelled]] that they decided to seclude themselves from the outside world and create a [[Navy|sprite-and-semen]] cocktail known as the [[Chris Chan|CWCki]]. Each user had evolved from being [[virgins|those who were simply curious about Chris Chan]] to being a [[Real Life Super Hero#DANGERMAN|top internet sleuth]], using the formidable power of Google's engines to bring [[Computer Science III|terror in the form of elite cyberhacking]] and [[Girl Drama|serious consequences for rousing their fury]] to all who oppose their mighty keyboards. They were known for being as equally [[retarded|talented]] as their stalk victims, posting endless threads about "[[edgy|lolcows]]", and [[lol|using the forum as their personal Wordpress due to not having anyone else to talk to about getting fired from Pizza Hut]]. Many users were noted to have some kind of [[self-diagnosed|mental illness]], so please do not attempt to approach them without [[7 Proxies|taking proper precautions]].
 
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Stephen, a literal die-hard fan of [[country music]], smashed open the windows in his suite in the '''Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino''' and rained lead on a crowd of 22,000 stupid posers attending the '''Route 91 Harvest''', a so-called "''country music''" festival that Stephen [[Truth|believed]] was brutally [[raping]] the genre he loved so dearly.
 
With 10 points in agility and perception, this Courier of Death delivered swift justice to the [[New Vegas]] strip as he racked up a whopping 58 kills and 422 injuries (all under 12 minutes!!) before being interrupted and finally [[An Hero|turning the gun on himself]]. Stevie committed the deadliest mass shooting by a lone gunman (or any gunmen for that matter) in US history; his super effective technique, the '''Mandalay Bay Spray and Pray''', is hailed by critics as the "best thing to happen in Vegas since ''The Hangover''."
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Latest revision as of 20:02, 20 August 2022

Kiwi Farms

Run by Null, the Kiwi Farms is quite the lovely internet forum board consisting of a user base that was so frustrated that their favorite show on Nickelodeon got cancelled that they decided to seclude themselves from the outside world and create a sprite-and-semen cocktail known as the CWCki. Each user had evolved from being those who were simply curious about Chris Chan to being a top internet sleuth, using the formidable power of Google's engines to bring terror in the form of elite cyberhacking and serious consequences for rousing their fury to all who oppose their mighty keyboards. They were known for being as equally talented as their stalk victims, posting endless threads about "lolcows", and using the forum as their personal Wordpress due to not having anyone else to talk to about getting fired from Pizza Hut. Many users were noted to have some kind of mental illness, so please do not attempt to approach them without taking proper precautions.

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