User talk:Elvis

Cache

The site cache takes a while. Just let it sit for a few minutes before you will be able to see the changes. --zaiger (talk) 14:45, 23 May 2011 (UTC)

Hi

If you pull that shit again, you will be banned. Just because you and your friends post something on 4chan and think it's funny doesn't mean ED needs an article.

Meepsheep

04:00, 13 June 2011 (UTC)

No worries, zaeg likes it Elvis 18:37, 14 October 2011 (CEST)

Re: GGG

No problem. Article was well written and formatted better than most of the crap that comes in here everyday. --zaiger (talk) 14:18, 13 June 2011 (UTC)

Re:

Have fun with that-Discofukurselv 03:44, 27 October 2011 (CEST)

Removing things from your talk page

Don't. ◔ᴗ◔ 19:27, 27 October 2011 (CEST)

k Elvis 19:29, 27 October 2011 (CEST)

Grats.

Well deserved. ◔ᴗ◔ 04:16, 13 November 2011 (CET)

Needledrops

Hey Elvis, thanks for adding to his article. I really had no idea how to go about it when I started it. Looks pretty good now. ~snoɯʎuou∀

POTN

When you change the potn you have to add it here too. Thanks. --zaiger (talk) 03:20, 23 November 2011 (CET)

Yeah sorry 'bout that, np. --Elvis 19:42, 24 November 2011 (CET)

missin you

how much Antigua can you afford?? <3 -hipcrime 12:20, 4 January 2012 (CET)

Re: Quentin ISHYGDDT

You're better off making the section an article, but at least mention in teh beginning that he was the one who started it. I actually checked through the entire article and there was no other mention of said Quentin. --CinoxFellpyre 19:12, 10 January 2012 (CET)

Oh o3o --CinoxFellpyre 19:35, 10 January 2012 (CET)

street sign

Columbus, Ohio, USA

sup... i saw this today and thought of you. :) -hipcrime 08:14, 20 January 2012 (CET)

Thanks dude

I have NO CLUE how to add pictures though :/. Well i have one but...Surely there must be an easier way?Werebereus 07:22, 22 January 2012 (CET)

RE:

Redirected ♥♥♥ 19:08, 25 January 2012 (CET)

Alyssa Bustamante

My edit was more about correcting grammar than anything. IS THAT THE KINDA WORLD YOU WANNA LIVE IN? ONE WITHOUT GRAMMAR? TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 11:54, 15 February 2012 (EST)

• The part I removed is okay, I guess. It was early this morning and didn't seem funny at the time. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 16:45, 15 February 2012 (EST)

X isn't normal. But on meth it is

i think thats a campaign from northwest usa called "faces of meth". <3 -hipcrime 16:28, 1 March 2012 (EST)

shit man

fuckin bitch NIGGAtitties i'm stupid...  — Preceding comment added by Shitbitchdonkbritlickdick (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

The videos

because they're all the same thing 3 times over. Same series. Same artists. Same jokes, and they're not very funny. At least the shed one is gore. Mike the Great (talk) 19:19, 22 March 2012 (EDT)

So it's filler and forced content? Mike the Great (talk) 19:26, 22 March 2012 (EDT)

citations not needed

I don't ever want to see you reverting shit due to lack of references again. I don't know why you would do that and I don't really care to know why, just don't let it happen again. Thanks. --zaiger (talk) 16:25, 5 April 2012 (EDT)

you

i thought you died, get on irc fgt ♥♥♥ 22:50, 15 April 2012 (EDT)

nini, btw, #dongforce moved to irc.bosslegen.de ♥♥♥ 22:56, 15 April 2012 (EDT)

Brony

Why you delete section on how to troll us? ^Ty_c 00:40, 16 April 2012 (EDT)

Actually I'm really sorry for reverting it. I misread your name. Mike the Great (talk) 00:45, 16 April 2012 (EDT)

Rather than delete any content, if you have superior trolling tactics, I'd just add them at the bottom. If the old tips are bad, they could just be labelled 'noob ways to troll' so that the information can be retained. Removal should always be the last resort right? :D ^Ty_c 17:18, 16 April 2012 (EDT)

Less Than Zero

hi, i didn't see your message until i got back. it is here, and i have three weeks to finish it before it is due back at the library. i saw the flick and it was pretty good, so i'm lookin forward to reading it. :) -hipcrime 18:33, 19 April 2012 (EDT)

• Elvis is the only guy actually working on articles ATM. ^Ty_c 06:04, 27 April 2012 (EDT)

YOU

are a faggy faghole amirite. Mike the Great (talk) 22:30, 16 May 2012 (EDT)

d00d, I was on there for ages but i'm like gone now cos itz late omg lol bye Elvis 22:35, 16 May 2012 (EDT)

I just woke up ._. Mike the Great (talk) 22:39, 16 May 2012 (EDT)

Creepypasta

Sorry you didn't care for the 'pastas, brother. I liked 'em myself, but y'know, these sort of things are kind of subjective, aren't they?

No worries. - Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay 12:57, 10 June 2012 (EDT)

a

where are the rules about discussion pagesTheditor 11:06, 17 June 2012 (EDT)

hi

Mike told me you were looking for

Elvis needs a Dental Plan! This person is suffering a severe case of gingivitis and therefore must be put to sleep A message from the American Dental Association

. Hitmonchan 23:17, 17 June 2012 (EDT)

lol. ohohoho, Mister Admin decides to send his lackeys to insult people now ohohohoh. Elvis 23:25, 17 June 2012 (EDT)

Told him a week ago. Mike the Great (talk) 03:26, 18 June 2012 (EDT)

pSHHHSHHHhhhh MISTER SOBER OVA HEA TELLS PEOPLE TO DO THINGS A WEEK IN ADVANCE Elvis 23:29, 17 June 2012 (EDT)

>iMPLYING I'M SOBER Mike the Great (talk) 03:32, 18 June 2012 (EDT)

<3 i'm goin to bed now Elvis 23:34, 17 June 2012 (EDT)

Truth

TenSecondsFlat 17:07, 19 June 2012 (EDT)

Americunts

I meant to merge The Sport Machos to the new sports section, I knew I forgot something (I was doing a lot of copy & pasting and merging). May I revert the article to my version, you know, except with the merging this time (Once again, sorry for forgetting)? -Gray 23:52, 25 June 2012 (EDT)

Re:

Okay, but what the fuck is dongforce? Equivamp^talk 10:51, 28 June 2012 (EDT)

^will be glined on connect ♥♥♥ 11:43, 28 June 2012 (EDT)

OKay Equivamp^talk 11:54, 28 June 2012 (EDT)

You won't be glined on connect, he's just flirting with you. It's irc.maract.us #dongforce Elvis 17:09, 28 June 2012 (EDT)

yes she will ♥♥♥ 18:20, 28 June 2012 (EDT)

pls no that thing scares me. Also it's a girl??? Mike the Great (talk) 22:24, 28 June 2012 (EDT)

Confirmed for #dongforce guest of honour 18:30, 28 June 2012 (EDT)

I believe a much better channel for Equivamp would be irc.arcti.ca #stress ♥♥♥ 18:47, 28 June 2012 (EDT)

Still waiting for Equivamp to connect ;; ☭⚡⚡ 13

18, 20 July 2012 (EDT)

FLU FROM IRC

Hey man, we just spoke on IRC and at your behest I'm writing on your wall, I guess 'cause you're drunk and need a reminder. A little about me: I've got an 8" dick and it's PACKED FULL OF CUM.

Like we were talking about, come probably Wednesday, when I'm able to get my hands on a G of down and enter super Aryan mode, I'll post my article on Bug Catching, but not before I show it to you. Come that time, I'll send you a link to the pre-version of the article, and you can make any gay little changes that make your dick hard.

Anyway, as I said on IRC, I just killed like 14 ppl at the new Batman movie so I gotta return to hiding. Until the day I get the G.

Flu 23:11, 20 July 2012 (EDT)

Hey

I saw your opinion about the "you suck at parking" article. Well you are true, it didn't ended as funny as I imagined. Anyway let me express my opinion about your comment and shits with this image.

PLZTHX  — Preceding comment added by Justoneguy (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Adalia Rose

hi Elvis: would you plz have a look at the intro to Adalia Rose. it's mostly ok, but could use a little help. thx. :) -hipcrime 22:23, 26 July 2012 (EDT)

:3

Truly yours,   Andrés    talk    contribs   21:29, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

Hey again

I don't know if you noticed but the "if it fits I sits" article was added to the good new articles at 23:17, before you completely fucked it up with rewriting at 1:07, meaning someone had found the article quite good. So if you have problem with me than unleash massive amount of butthurt towards me, but don't fuck with my articles just because they're mine. You think you should totally rewrite every fucking article just because you have been awarded the rank Editor for having no life and living in your mom's basement? Please don't mess with my articles evah you nigger plz thx stop this bullshit before it started...

-Justoneguy 9:37, Aug 16 (GMT+1)

You

This diff, you totally did was I was going to do now. Thanks for being so fucking quick.   Andrés    talk    contribs   21:58, 19 August 2012 (EDT)

Autistic dumbfuck being an autistic dumbfuck

Sorry man I guess my name is Autistic Dumbfuck for a reason XD Autistic Dumbfuck  — Preceding comment added by Autustic Dumbfuck (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

V Rude

People like me because of my personality, not because I'm a girl! Well, that's what I've been telling myself.  :( --owl.talk 16:40, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

fyi

Hope you get through your addiction problem. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 21:25, 5 October 2012 (EDT)

• The only problem Elvis has is you. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 21:29, 5 October 2012 (EDT)
• Good morning sunshine =) TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 13:18, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

^ -hipcrime 17:47, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

Bleurgh -Elvis 11:00, 7 October 2012 (EDT)

Equivamp

I merely mentioned myself to add some reference to as where the quote came from. But since you seem to have a definite problem with me doing anything of the sort, I refrained. So, that all being said, what is your opinion of Equivamp? I feel as if she is an attention whore and parasite to ED. SWfan 16:11, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

• I see your point. Just wondering, how do you become an Official EDitor? SWfan 15:43, 7 October 2012 (EDT)

LURK MOAR. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 15:45, 7 October 2012 (EDT)

RE:Electric Boogaloo

Thank you for the advice. SWfan 08:48, 8 October 2012 (EDT)

to do: Zach Braff facts - on your userpage

Are they the same as Zach Braff Quotes ? TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 10:27, 11 October 2012 (EDT)

• That's a good idea, the current page is lacking in content. Zank bruv TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 16:04, 11 October 2012 (EDT)

o hello

Perhaps I've been a bit too hard on you. I mean, you are Anglo-Saxon&#0153;, the upper echelon of the Master Race, right? Right? Tell me you're not Gaelic or some shit.
N E way, Lovecraft thinks highly of you, and I guess that's good enough for me. VX BREATHE DEEP 14:23, 16 October 2012 (EDT)

tumblr panels aotn

i lold. :D -hipcrime 19:43, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

HOLY SHIT ELVIS

Plz refrain from the use of rollback, read more at ED:SEO. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 13:31, 9 November 2012 (EST)

ty bb :3 . Still, I totally think that restoring an old revision or using undo if it is one edit is better than redoing everything. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 13:37, 9 November 2012 (EST)

Brony

Thanks for reverting Lord Tony. -Gray 23:37, 10 November 2012 (EST)

HELLO!!!!

Hi, I'm Gary Busey... Elvis, I saw what you did there with Tim Buckley and his latest fiasco. I just wanted to say that it was almost as awesome as the experiences that God gave me to go through... Which were cocaine and extravagant living in the fast, fast, fast, fast, fast lane, see? Remember: Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives, keep up the good work!

• I was going to write about that and his racist joke drama from last year, but I got lazy. Nice work <3 oddguy 22:24, 22 November 2012 (EST)

IT'S TRIXIE TIME!!!!

• Yeah, I think it's better now. And you make a good point. Also, about me saying that the section was written by her, all I know is that she asked me and a few others to edit the part about her on her article because she was butthurt about it. I should probably post a screencap of that on the thread when I get home... Anyway, thanks for the help! <3 oddguy 00:17, 5 December 2012 (EST)

• PS- She has now migrated to your IRC and is trying to reinstate her popularity/plot some kind of revenge against me/the forum. Have fun! oddguy 00:34, 5 December 2012 (EST)

• Nah, I know she can't actually do anything, and I seriously doubt anyone would help her. I just wanted to inform you in case you want to get in on the fun. ^_^ oddguy 01:59, 6 December 2012 (EST)

Porn wiki leaks database

I'm the one who put it there. -Gray 21:02, 12 December 2012 (EST)

Sup

You need that scrub banned just ping me. Mike the Great (talk) 15:01, 16 December 2012 (EDT)

Quentin

Why'd you revert my changes on the Quentin section? It was obviously written by a /v/ idiot and all I did was make it more concise and reflect what actually happened. It was blatantly wrong about the school shooting situation and it was also very poorly written in general, to the point that I know it was written by a 15 yr old virgin who so happened to also browse /b/ enough to warrant editing here. Kurtov 05:01, 22 December 2012 (EST)

I increased the accuracy of the section ten-fold and removed unnecessary cruft. Furthermore, the fact that you have the fucking gall to say any edit that reduces unfunny content and increases accuracy is akin to "dumb it down" is just absurd, especially for a fucking Encylopedia Dramatica article. And there is no need to act like an aspie about where I put a talk comment Kurtov 03:36, 23 December 2012 (EST)

Hall Of Shme.

• The hall of shame is for the long list of faggots who have been doxed, humiliated and otherwise driven off the forum for being faggots. Or for those who were being so gay that the admins had no choice but to ban them. So I moved those who are still posting or quit for none fgottry related reasons to another section. Now there is a small section of unimportant dickweeds. That's why I preferred to just delete them. oddguy 03:07, 6 January 2013 (EST)

• Well, Emily was unbanned, S4 was only banned for a short time and is still posting with about 50 socks and Rev was also banned for about a week. But, more importantly, none of them were really "disgraced". Some people don't like them, but not to the point they are activly trying to chase them out of the forum.

And about just making a section for other users... won't that be way too much of a circle jerk? None of them are really noteworthy... oddguy 16:09, 6 January 2013 (EST)

hey how do i keep in contact with you? i don't know how to pm you on this thing.

my email is [email protected]

this is messyjessie.

OpRollRedRoll

hi, i saw ur message about Sandy Hook, and hope you can remove the tryhard bollocks from OpRollRedRoll, or at least spruce it up with your English poetic words and shit.

	“	The Englishman uses language as poetry, even when he is being practical, and the American uses language as a tool, even when he is being poetic.	„
	—T.S. Eliot

-hipcrime 21:42, 18 March 2013 (EDT)

tks. :) -hipcrime 14:24, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

oi

hey didn't this shit happen in your neck of the woods? how bout some of ^those english poetic words and shit? -hipcrime 13:57, 27 May 2013 (EDT)

thanx brotato. as for oprollredroll, there is plenty of time. :) -hipcrime 18:33, 2 June 2013 (EDT)

missed ur messages in IRC

[20:00] <Elvis> YO HIP
[20:57] <poko> h
[20:57] No such nick/channel

drop me a line on my talkpage or at hipcrime at this domain pls. :) -hipcrime 00:01, 16 April 2014 (EDT)

• okay, i can't find you on facebook, but Patch is helping. i had to remove a bunch of EDiots after people got doxxeded. u can friend/find me on facebook.com/ilvadel -hipcrime 16:22, 16 April 2014 (EDT)

You drunk yet?

 VX  • 19:05, 15 September 2014 (EDT)