Madonna: Difference between revisions

Many decades ago, [[Jews|pop-music scientists]] created a whore known to the world as '''Madonna'''. This project would pave the way for countless generations of other pop-whores renowned more for their [[bitch|self-assuredness]] than for [[shit bands|lousy generic music]]. Regardless, she remains the best-selling female recording artist of all time. Where once she was fuckable, now she is old, ugly and irrelevant except for her cronish [[exploitable|exploitations]] during public events and shitty tours. Madonna's genius in the 80's and 90's lay in combining [[buttsex|Catholic-school girl rebelliousness]] with just enough [[AIDS]]-supporting and public masturbation, not to mention burning crosses, to have the media exploiting her [[just as planned]] for our consumption.

After the invention of [[Lady Gaga]] Madonna was threatened with obsolescence. But the old witch couldn't have that. Media [[Jews]] (from whom Madonna has obviously sucked much circumcised-cock) leaped at the opportunity to compare her old 90's hit [[I came|"Express Yourself"]] to CaCa's [[Faggot|"Born This Way"]] and Madge got all the publicity she wanted in 2011. After worshiping [[Satan]] at the 2012 Superbowl (where Madonna's well-paid tool [[Ginger Genocide|M.I.A.]] gave the finger to [[Murka]] in a stunning display of [[IRL]] trolling), the hag started a tour. [[Last Thursday|Recently]], during her [[ecstasy|MDNA]] tour, she was seen flashing her ice-cold [[tits or gtfo|tit]] to her [[sand niggers|Istanbul]] audience. She's caused controversy by portraying an image of [[France]]'s right-wing cunt-leader, Marine LePen, with a [[swastika]] on her head, generating a shit-storm of equal hate and lulz throughout the sad excuse for a [[cunt]]ry. She also refused to remove a segment from her show where she points guns at the audience and pwns a bunch of faggot backup dancers, following the [[Aurora Theatre Shooting]].[http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1690719/madonna-mdna-tour-criticism.jhtml]

Next to this bitch, Lady HaHa's cunt stunts have been labeled [[shitty|"reductive"]]. See Madonna's wisdom below.

Madonna, now nearing the same age Eve would have had if she learned to live so long, has fucked the perpetually-young nigger versions of both [[Jesus]] and [[Muhammad]], srsly. In 2009, after her divorce to Guy Ritchie, the English geezer known for the film [[snatch|"Snatch"]], she began dating Jesus Luz, a 22-year-old, pathetic excuse for a DJ who only rolled around in her old cunt to [[FAIL|try]] and [[whore|become famous]]. All the fame he ever got was srs public lulz at the idea that a 22-year old named Jesus was fucking a 50-year old named Madonna, causing the term "Madonna and Child" to adopt [[Bible slash|a whole new meaning]].  

Her [[period|mystical red strings]] prove she's part of the [[Jewish]] Kabbalistic cult and is obviously part of a big plot by the kikes to destroy our eyes, ears and minds (not necessarily in that order).

[[Image:Madonna_Nude_Age_20_optimal.jpg|thumb|right|Oh. Oh, wait. No. Never mind. TURN IT OFF! <small>''(It took archaeologists decades to realize this man couldn't bear to see three bushes on a lady!)''</small>]]

*[[Faggots|Her fanbase]]