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[[Image:RealLifeTranny.JPG|thumb|left|Present-day Madge in Tranny Mode]]
[[Image:madonnasboob.jpg|thumb|left|[[You]] wanted to see this.]]
[[File:Spot-the-difference-demotivational-poster.jpg|thumb|right|Better to be [[Hopkins Green Frog|green]].]]


Many decades ago, pop-music scientists created the vagina golem that the entertainment press would call '''Madonna'''. This project was undertaken in order to pave the way for countless generations of [[whores|over-sexed pop music starlets]] who would be known more for their [[secks|scandalous exploits outside the studio]] than for [[shit bands|lousy generic music]]. Others had popularized songs about [[sex]] or [[money]] or [[Prostitute|sex for money]] before Madonna's career began, and at the time that her first single broke, there was nothing innovative about dull, plodding 'romance' songs that lack the understated expressive qualities of emo high-school poetry. Madonna's genius lay in taking all of the above and marrying it to Dumpster-grade clothing and on-stage parodies of ecstatic eroticism.
Many decades ago, [[Jews|pop-music scientists]] created a whore known to the world as '''Madonna'''. This project would pave the way for countless generations of other pop-whores renowned more for their [[bitch|self-assuredness]] than for [[shit bands|lousy generic music]]. Regardless, she remains the best-selling female recording artist of all time. Where once she was fuckable, now she is old, ugly and irrelevant except for her cronish [[exploitable|exploitations]] during public events and shitty tours. Madonna's genius in the 80's and 90's lay in combining [[buttsex|Catholic-school girl rebelliousness]] with just enough [[AIDS]]-supporting and public masturbation, not to mention burning crosses, to have the media exploiting her [[just as planned]] for our consumption.


[[File:Spot-the-difference-demotivational-poster.jpg|thumb|right|Spot the difference]]
She is also known for raping young boys (see below), something she picked up in her Catholic upbringing.


After the invention of [[Lady Gaga]] Madonna has become completely obsolete.  Madonna still lives, but is only ever seen at awards shows, where she [[Lesbian|lovingly embraces other gynoids]] in her veiny, muscular yoga arms.
==Modern-Day Madge Vadge==


In 2006, Madonna pulled an [[Angelina Jolie]] and abducted a niglet from the [[Africa|Dark Continent]] [http://www.forbes.com/business/services/feeds/ap/2006/10/12/ap3087533.html] in hopes that having a small child around might remind her own dessicated uterus that there could be more to life than just serving as a carrying case for personal-trainer semen. Turns out the baby daddy didn't care much for this and has publicly stated that he wants his baby back baby back baby back ribs [http://www.theage.com.au/news/people/father-wants-madonna-baby-back/2006/10/23/1161455663874.html].
[[Image:madonnasatan.jpg|thumb|right|While Madonna wasn't fapping her old pussy watching the players, she performed a Satanic ritual at the [[Superbowl XXX]] halftime show]]
[[File:Madonnamuhammad.jpg|thumb|Madonna enjoying the privilege of ownership.]]


==Visitors To Her Vagina==
After the invention of [[Lady Gaga]] Madonna was threatened with obsolescence. But the old witch couldn't have that. Media [[Jews]] (from whom Madonna has obviously sucked much circumcised-cock) leaped at the opportunity to compare her old 90's hit [[I came|"Express Yourself"]] to CaCa's [[Faggot|"Born This Way"]] and Madge got all the publicity she wanted in 2011. After worshiping [[Satan]] at the 2012 Superbowl (where Madonna's well-paid tool [[Ginger Genocide|M.I.A.]] gave the finger to [[Murka]] in a stunning display of [[IRL]] trolling), the hag started a tour. [[Last Thursday|Recently]], during her [[ecstasy|MDNA]] tour, she was seen flashing her ice-cold [[tits or gtfo|tit]] to her [[sand niggers|Istanbul]] audience. She's caused controversy by portraying an image of [[France]]'s right-wing cunt-leader, Marine LePen, with a [[swastika]] on her head, generating a shit-storm of equal hate and lulz throughout the sad excuse for a [[cunt]]ry. She also refused to remove a segment from her show where she points guns at the audience and pwns a bunch of faggot backup dancers, following the [[Aurora Theatre Shooting]].[http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1690719/madonna-mdna-tour-criticism.jhtml]
[[Image:Young Madonna.JPG|thumb|left|Classic young fuckable Madonna]]


Madonna's supposed sex appeal early in her career was one of the greatest gifts that the [[Faggot|Gay Agenda]] ever gave itself. Madonna was propagandized as a hot [[bitch]] that everyone wanted to fuck. The homosexual division of the [[Old media|liberal media]] put forth the implication that she wielded a breathtaking level of sexual experience that, if you could somehow manage to claim it as your own, would seriously fuck your shit up.
Next to this bitch, Lady HaHa's cunt stunts have been labeled [[shitty|"reductive"]]. See Madonna's wisdom below.


Countless boys between the ages of 10 and 17 were taken in by the implied promise of transcendental sex, and were lured to her concerts. Here, their impressionable young minds were stained beyond repair by the exposure to [[Twinks|buff, muscular men]] in scanty clothing, and as a result made the decision to become homosexual.


In this way, the Gay Agenda managed to swell its ranks and influence even further.
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===There's A Sucker Born Every Minute===
==Madonna's Religion==
[[Image:Madonna_Nude_Age_20_optimal.jpg|thumb|right|Oh. Oh, wait. No. Never mind. TURN IT OFF]]
[[Image:madonnajesus.jpg|thumb|left|This shamed [[nigger]] named Jesus fucked his mother, Madonna.]]
[[Image:madonnamuslim.jpg|thumb|right|Tastes like [[poo]].]]


In 1979, photographer Lee Friedlander paid an unknown dancer '''$25''' to sit for some [[Pr0n|nude portraits]]. The dancer who Friendlander photographed was a 20 year old, pre-fame Madonna. In 2009, Christie's auction house expected to sell the black and white 13 x 8 print of one of the full frontal nude photos of Madonna for $10,000-15,000 dollars. However, the print actually sold at auction for $37,500 -- more than double its pre-sale estimate.
Madonna, now nearing the same age Eve would have had if she learned to live so long, has fucked the perpetually-young nigger versions of both [[Jesus]] and [[Muhammad]], srsly. In 2009, after her divorce to Guy Ritchie, the English geezer known for the film [[snatch|"Snatch"]], she began dating Jesus Luz, a 22-year-old, pathetic excuse for a DJ who only rolled around in her old cunt to [[FAIL|try]] and [[whore|become famous]]. All the fame he ever got was srs public lulz at the idea that a 22-year old named Jesus was fucking a 50-year old named Madonna, causing the term "Madonna and Child" to adopt [[Bible slash|a whole new meaning]].  


The photograph's [[epic|high selling price]] is linked to its potential military applications. One stray glance at the [[WMD|wild overgrowth]] that is Madonna's [[vagina]] could likely turn entire armies to stone.
Then, Madonna ditched him and started dating a 24-year old Muslim nigger named Brahim Zaibat, whose [[obvious]] real name is Muhammad. Not only does he resemble the [[niggers|niglets]] Madonna has adopted from Africa in physical appearance and age, proving once again that Madonna likes fucking her own children, but he's also [[French]].  


The photo's posted right here on this page. Assuming you don't go blind, disperse it throughout ED and the web for the [[Lulz]].  Who knows? It might be just the [[Pwn|bitchslap]] losers need to get Madonna's [[Old people|50-year-old wrinkly ass]] out of their sexual fantasizing altogether.
Her [[period|mystical red strings]] prove she's part of the [[Jewish]] Kabbalistic cult and is obviously part of a big plot by the kikes to destroy our eyes, ears and minds (not necessarily in that order).


==='Donna Does Derbyshire===
==Madonna's Gays==
[[Image:Old_madge.jpg|thumb|right|Madonna before Photoshopping the hell out of her face]]
[[Image:madonnagaga.jpg|thumb|right|GaGa wants to be this crazy bitch Madonna.]]
In 2000, Madonna married the guy from the [[Money|Richie Rich]] movie and moved to Dear Old Blighty. Eight years later, Madonna and her husband informed the world that they were giving their marriage the flick.


Rumors had it that her rusty, cobwebbed vagina just wasn't doing it for him anymore, and one source who claimed to know the husband quoted him as saying "[g]ot to the point I couldnae tear me eyes from dem varicose veins onna vadge, innit? Know what it's like tae pull yer tadger outtae der dry goods, an' yer ole feller's slathered in some bird's crotch scabs? Puked me plowman's right in 'er pelvis, didn' I?" Some called into question the authenticity of this quote, citing numerous problems with the inaccurate British grammar and slang, but most people don't give a tin shit about how Limeys actually talk.
Madonna's supposed sex appeal early in her career was one of the greatest gifts that the [[DO NOT WANT|Gay Agenda]] ever gave itself. Madonna was propagandized as a hot [[bitch]] that everyone wanted to fuck. Mind-controlling media Jews who'd want to stop heterosexual boys reproducing in order to prepare for the [[New World Order]] (see [[Justin Bieber]]'s agenda for turning girls into lesbians), convinced us all that Madge's libido could [[guro|fuck your shit up]].


In anticipation of Madge's return to the singles' scene, many personal trainers are scarring their faces with acid, hoping to ward off the palsied advances of a former sex symbol.
In the 80's, 90's and 200's, countless boys between the ages of [[Pedobear|10 and 17]] were taken in by the implied promise of transcendental sex, and were lured to her concerts. Here, their impressionable young minds were [[I came|stained beyond repair]] by the exposure to [[Twinks|buff, muscular men]] in scanty clothing, and they made the decision to become homosexual.


==Upcoming Album==
In this way, the [[DO NOT WANT|Gay Agenda]] managed to swell its ranks.
'''''.com''''' is an upcoming album by Madonna. True to form, Madonna hired the [[Hipster|hippest]] producers she could find; as always, the main criteria Madge uses to define "hip" can be boiled down to "30 years younger than Madonna".


Critics who have listened to demos have been unanimous in their opinions:
Then GaGa came around.
*"a whirling crap dervish"
*"a waste of money, time and good will"
*"An awful, monotonous album, could have been written by a 5-year-old"


===Track Listing===
A male faggot below summarizes the feud between these two unimportant witches. The only exaggeration in the video is that GaGa indeed *does* have a dick [[IRL]], and [[some argue]] that the drag queen in the video is therefore CaCa herself.
#So Old (So Dry)
#Robot Feelings
#Running Time
#Future Song
#Third Millenium
#Love You Baby (Spears)
#FutureLove/SexSounds (Timberlake)
#Dirty Intentions
#Future World
#Electroniclife
#So Old (So Dry) (reprise)


==Religious Observances==
<center><youtube>UiZ0JfXsLiU</youtube></center>


[[image:Madonna-2.jpg|thumb|right|Got Cruise-fied by Miscavige ????]]
== Pr0n ==
[[File:Young Madonna.JPG||thumb|left|Before the crotch-rot set in...]]
[[Image:Madonna_Nude_Age_20_optimal.jpg|thumb|right|Oh. Oh, wait. No. Never mind. TURN IT OFF! <small>''(It took archaeologists decades to realize this man couldn't bear to see three bushes on a lady!)''</small>]]
<center>''I want to be where my tongue warms your thighs


In an attempt to boost her waning popularity, Madonna recently transitioned from being a [[Detroit]] [[Catholic]] to being an [[English]] Jew. Specifically, she became an adherent of cartoon Kabbalah. This tactic [[fail]]ed because Kabbalah is nowhere near as amusing as [[Scientology]], which comes pre-installed with [[John Travolta|zany celebrities]] and [[Xenu]].
''When it's time for siesta we'll watch them go by...


In contrast, Kabbalah apparently features wristbands.
''Beautiful places no girl could ignore


{{squote|<b>I don't care if people worship turtles or frogs - if they're good people, that's all I care about, and he (Cruise) is a good person. He gets a raw deal.</b>|Madonna's eloquent defense of [[Tom Cruise)]]}}
''When a boy loves a boy and a girl ---
 
''--- loves a girl</center>
{{clear}}


==Gallery==
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Image:Enjoy_yer_lolis.jpg|Artist's illustration of Madonna developing her dance routine in her early years.
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*[[Ginger Genocide]]
*[[Britney Spears]]
*[[Katy Perry]]
*[[Pop music]]
*[[Catholic]]
*[[Faggots|Her fanbase]]




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Latest revision as of 23:17, 12 September 2018

You wanted to see this.
Better to be green.

Many decades ago, pop-music scientists created a whore known to the world as Madonna. This project would pave the way for countless generations of other pop-whores renowned more for their self-assuredness than for lousy generic music. Regardless, she remains the best-selling female recording artist of all time. Where once she was fuckable, now she is old, ugly and irrelevant except for her cronish exploitations during public events and shitty tours. Madonna's genius in the 80's and 90's lay in combining Catholic-school girl rebelliousness with just enough AIDS-supporting and public masturbation, not to mention burning crosses, to have the media exploiting her just as planned for our consumption.

She is also known for raping young boys (see below), something she picked up in her Catholic upbringing.

Modern-Day Madge Vadge

While Madonna wasn't fapping her old pussy watching the players, she performed a Satanic ritual at the Superbowl XXX halftime show
Madonna enjoying the privilege of ownership.

After the invention of Lady Gaga Madonna was threatened with obsolescence. But the old witch couldn't have that. Media Jews (from whom Madonna has obviously sucked much circumcised-cock) leaped at the opportunity to compare her old 90's hit "Express Yourself" to CaCa's "Born This Way" and Madge got all the publicity she wanted in 2011. After worshiping Satan at the 2012 Superbowl (where Madonna's well-paid tool M.I.A. gave the finger to Murka in a stunning display of IRL trolling), the hag started a tour. Recently, during her MDNA tour, she was seen flashing her ice-cold tit to her Istanbul audience. She's caused controversy by portraying an image of France's right-wing cunt-leader, Marine LePen, with a swastika on her head, generating a shit-storm of equal hate and lulz throughout the sad excuse for a cuntry. She also refused to remove a segment from her show where she points guns at the audience and pwns a bunch of faggot backup dancers, following the Aurora Theatre Shooting.[1]

Next to this bitch, Lady HaHa's cunt stunts have been labeled "reductive". See Madonna's wisdom below.


Madonna's Religion

This shamed nigger named Jesus fucked his mother, Madonna.
Tastes like poo.

Madonna, now nearing the same age Eve would have had if she learned to live so long, has fucked the perpetually-young nigger versions of both Jesus and Muhammad, srsly. In 2009, after her divorce to Guy Ritchie, the English geezer known for the film "Snatch", she began dating Jesus Luz, a 22-year-old, pathetic excuse for a DJ who only rolled around in her old cunt to try and become famous. All the fame he ever got was srs public lulz at the idea that a 22-year old named Jesus was fucking a 50-year old named Madonna, causing the term "Madonna and Child" to adopt a whole new meaning.

Then, Madonna ditched him and started dating a 24-year old Muslim nigger named Brahim Zaibat, whose obvious real name is Muhammad. Not only does he resemble the niglets Madonna has adopted from Africa in physical appearance and age, proving once again that Madonna likes fucking her own children, but he's also French.

Her mystical red strings prove she's part of the Jewish Kabbalistic cult and is obviously part of a big plot by the kikes to destroy our eyes, ears and minds (not necessarily in that order).

Madonna's Gays

GaGa wants to be this crazy bitch Madonna.

Madonna's supposed sex appeal early in her career was one of the greatest gifts that the Gay Agenda ever gave itself. Madonna was propagandized as a hot bitch that everyone wanted to fuck. Mind-controlling media Jews who'd want to stop heterosexual boys reproducing in order to prepare for the New World Order (see Justin Bieber's agenda for turning girls into lesbians), convinced us all that Madge's libido could fuck your shit up.

In the 80's, 90's and 200's, countless boys between the ages of 10 and 17 were taken in by the implied promise of transcendental sex, and were lured to her concerts. Here, their impressionable young minds were stained beyond repair by the exposure to buff, muscular men in scanty clothing, and they made the decision to become homosexual.

In this way, the Gay Agenda managed to swell its ranks.

Then GaGa came around.

A male faggot below summarizes the feud between these two unimportant witches. The only exaggeration in the video is that GaGa indeed *does* have a dick IRL, and some argue that the drag queen in the video is therefore CaCa herself.

Pr0n

Before the crotch-rot set in...
Oh. Oh, wait. No. Never mind. TURN IT OFF! (It took archaeologists decades to realize this man couldn't bear to see three bushes on a lady!)
I want to be where my tongue warms your thighs

When it's time for siesta we'll watch them go by...

Beautiful places no girl could ignore

When a boy loves a boy and a girl ---

--- loves a girl

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