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'''Killhamster''' was once an [[admin]] at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] but, for misguided reasons, [[Sellout|sold out]] and created [[OhInternet]]. He has since returned to ED and [[ED IRC]] to once more spew stupid shitposts across the internet.
[[File:KillHamstergetstold2.png|thumb|Killhamster gets [[pwned]] after whoring for [[girlvinyl]]'s [[shit]] website.]]
[[File:Faghamster.png|thumb|Mmmm. Tasty [[BBQ]].]]


After briefly paying too much attention to [[Shit Reddit Says]], he's returned to his old ways after becoming disillusioned by the increasingly shrill atmosphere of SRS. This was hastened by [[SA forums|GBS 2.1]].
''Note: this is an article about a former Encyclopedia Dramatica user who assisted in selling out ED 1.0 to Jewcorp.''


Killhamster has far too much time to dedicate to mocking [[Bitcoin]] and has been one of the admins running the Buttcoin Foundation website and twitter for several years now.
'''Killhamster''' is a former ED [[sysop]] on .com who suffocates hamsters to death by firing them up his rectum. It has been speculated that the sheer amount of hamster carcasses lodged within the gaping expanse of his rectum has given him multiple [[White Knighting|syndromes]]. He is part of the group that [[Sellout|sold out]] and created [[OhInternet]]; however, he has recently attempted to atone for this treachery by making improvements to [[Operation Restoration|the current and best version]] of ED. He has recently been spotted preaching the virtues of censorship and taunting the [[internet hate machine]].


Killhamster hugged [[weev]] this one time at [[DEF CON]].
He's also a retarded social justice warrior, hanging around [[Shit Reddit Says]] in the vague hope of fucking one of the other mongoloids there. A present or former [[Goon]], Killhamster writes about goony things and that [[Bitcoin|fake Internet money]] the young 'uns like so much.
 
==Killhamster's Hypocrisy==
<div align="center">
{{morphquote|killhamster|background:#ffffff; width:50%|font-weight:bold
|<@killhamster>yes<br/>
<@killhamster>it is mature to try to destroy our website<br/>
<@killhamster>very much so|Killhamster, thinking it's mature to [[delete fucking everything|attempt coup of ED]].
|<@killhamster>i don't think you get it<br/>
<@killhamster>it's annoying to have something i worked on taken down once a week because fake ED's little bitch leader is obsessed with us and throwing little skiddie tantrums|Said without a hint of irony.}}
</div>
 
==See Also==
[[File:Title-killhaemster.jpg|thumb|Killhamster's signature emblem.]]
*[[Felching]]
*[[Girlvinyl]]
*[[OhInternet]]
*[[Beastiality]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://killhamster.livejournal.com LJ profile]
* [http://killhamster.livejournal.com LiveJournal]
*[http://www.last.fm/user/killhamster last.FM profile]
* [http://www.last.fm/user/killhamster Last.FM]
*[http://soundcloud.com/killhamster Soundcloud profile]
* [http://soundcloud.com/killhamster Soundcloud]
*[http://www.reddit.com/user/killhamster Reddit account]
* [http://www.reddit.com/user/killhamster Reddit]
* AIM: '''KillYrHamstr'''
* [[Yahoo]]: '''killyrhamster'''
* [[MSN]]: '''[mailto:[email protected] [email protected]]'''
* [[Skype]]: '''Killhamster'''


{{FallenGov}}
{{FallenGov}}


[[Category: LJ Users]]
[[Category:LJ Users]]
[[Category:Faggotry]]
[[Category:People]]
 
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Latest revision as of 08:35, 1 November 2018

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Killhamster gets pwned after whoring for girlvinyl's shit website.
Mmmm. Tasty BBQ.

Note: this is an article about a former Encyclopedia Dramatica user who assisted in selling out ED 1.0 to Jewcorp.

Killhamster is a former ED sysop on .com who suffocates hamsters to death by firing them up his rectum. It has been speculated that the sheer amount of hamster carcasses lodged within the gaping expanse of his rectum has given him multiple syndromes. He is part of the group that sold out and created OhInternet; however, he has recently attempted to atone for this treachery by making improvements to the current and best version of ED. He has recently been spotted preaching the virtues of censorship and taunting the internet hate machine.

He's also a retarded social justice warrior, hanging around Shit Reddit Says in the vague hope of fucking one of the other mongoloids there. A present or former Goon, Killhamster writes about goony things and that fake Internet money the young 'uns like so much.

Killhamster's Hypocrisy

   
“ 		 
<@killhamster>yes

<@killhamster>it is mature to try to destroy our website
<@killhamster>very much so
 

„
  		 

—Killhamster, thinking it's mature to attempt coup of ED.

   
“ 		 
<@killhamster>i don't think you get it

<@killhamster>it's annoying to have something i worked on taken down once a week because fake ED's little bitch leader is obsessed with us and throwing little skiddie tantrums
 

„
  		 

—Said without a hint of irony.

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Killhamster's signature emblem.

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