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'''Claire Connelly''' is the best [[retard|tech reporter]] ever, also a nominee for /[[g/]]'s most accurate reporter ever for 2012. On March 4, 2012, Claire Connelly wrote a post on the [[TLDR|raspberry pi system on a chip]]. The raspberry pi is a [[$100_Laptop|35$ computer]] that every [[asspie|techie]] wet their pants over. Claire who's only experience with computers is [[Jews|Facebook]] described the Raspberry PI as a LINUX PROCESSOR. This caused /[[g/]] to enter a [[Shitstorm]] state. /[[g/]] does not realize that It has always been a universally recognised scientific and historic fact that the female brain is smaller than its male counterpart so they got butthurt about her mistake.   
'''Claire Connelly''' is the best [[retard|tech reporter]] ever, also a nominee for /[[g/]]'s most accurate reporter ever for 2012. On March 2, 2012, Claire Connelly wrote a post on the [[TLDR|raspberry pi system on a chip]]. The raspberry pi is a [[$100_Laptop|$35 computer]] that every [[asspie|techie]] wet their pants over. Claire who's only experience with computers is [[Jews|Facebook]] described the Raspberry PI as a LINUX PROCESSOR. This caused /[[g/]] to enter a [[Crapflood|shitstorm]] state. /[[g/]] does not realize that it has always been a universally recognised scientific and historic fact that the female brain is smaller than its male counterpart so they got butthurt about her mistake.   
 
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== THE ARTICLE ==
== THE ARTICLE ==
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== Contact Her ==
== Contact Her ==
[[File:IQuit.png|thumb|left|[[X%3F_In_My_Y%3F|A LINUX Processor in my pc?]]]]  
[[File:IQuit.png|thumb|left|[[X%3F_In_My_Y%3F|A LINUX Processor in my pc?]]]]  


https://twitter.com/#!/ClaireRConnelly
*https://twitter.com/ClaireRConnelly
 
*http://au.linkedin.com/in/claireconnelly
http://au.linkedin.com/in/claireconnelly


== G's Reaction ==
== G's Reaction ==
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{{quote| Claire Connelly is as much a technology reporter as Jen from British TV show “The IT Crowd” is a technology specialist.
{{quote| Claire Connelly is as much a technology reporter as Jen from British TV show “The IT Crowd” is a technology specialist.
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{{quote| Is that Katy Perry? |Horny Fucks}}
{{quote| Is that Katy Perry? |Horny Fucks}}


== Claire's Reaction ==
== Claire's Reaction ==
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== See also ==
== See also ==
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Latest revision as of 00:41, 14 March 2019

A LINUX PROCESSOR

Claire Connelly is the best tech reporter ever, also a nominee for /g/'s most accurate reporter ever for 2012. On March 2, 2012, Claire Connelly wrote a post on the raspberry pi system on a chip. The raspberry pi is a $35 computer that every techie wet their pants over. Claire who's only experience with computers is Facebook described the Raspberry PI as a LINUX PROCESSOR. This caused /g/ to enter a shitstorm state. /g/ does not realize that it has always been a universally recognised scientific and historic fact that the female brain is smaller than its male counterpart so they got butthurt about her mistake.

THE ARTICLE

Contact Her

A LINUX Processor in my pc?

G's Reaction

   
 
Claire Connelly is as much a technology reporter as Jen from British TV show “The IT Crowd” is a technology specialist.


 


 
 

—NERDS

   
 
Is that Katy Perry?
 

 
 

—Horny Fucks

Claire's Reaction

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