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| [[File:Crusadercatfursuit.jpg|thumb|left|Crusadercat posing in his fursuit. He fucking loves bowl-cuts so much, even his [[fursona]] has one.]] | | #REDIRECT [[CrusaderCat]] |
| [[File:Crusadercatpadenreilly.jpg|thumb|right|Minus the Fursuit, this is what you get: a fuck ugly [[ginger]]]]
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| [[File:Crusadercat_fantasy.jpg|thumb|right|This seems to be the highlight of this sick fucks life, so he'll tell you ALL about it!]]
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| Paden Reilly, aka '''Crusadercat''' (also known as PBRY) is a dirty [[Christian]], [[Bestiality|catmongling]], [[Fursuit|fursuiting]] [[furfag]] with a "paw" fetish who was banned from [[FurAffinity]] for threatening to sue one of the [[Faggot|administrators]] for "discriminating against Christians" when he wouldn't delete all anti-Christian art. Like all [[furries]] when they get jerked away from their main source of [[furry]] [[porn]], they flip the fuck out and go on a mission to show that [[FurAffinity|FA]] IS BAD [[BAWWWWW]] and create Jewtube videos and make an account on [[DeviantArt]]. One might call it... [[The Crusades|a crusade]].
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| His [[art]] (if you can really call it that) is almost entirely pro-Christian, with several anti-[[atheist]] pieces, so it's no surprise that all of his e-rage comes from anti-Christian art and atheists simply existing. Like most furries, he claims he has problems with relationships because he has "mild" [[Asperger's syndrome]], instead of because he's a social outcast furry that drowns everyone around him with Christianity and [[That fucking cat|fucking cats]]. He also cannot figure out the difference between "site" and "sight", as he [[retard|switches them around]] literally every fucking time he types the word "site".
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| <center><youtube>UOuBbDZ4Jjc</youtube></center>
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| ==FurAffinity Bannation==
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| On [[911|September 11]], 2009, Crusadercat decided that over thirty people on FurAffinity were harassing him by making furry porn depicting his character (he claims that he holds the copyright to all brown cats with blond hair in art) and "bashing Christians", which is basically anything that he finds even slightly offensive. So he does what every furry does when they get pissed off about art or what someone says: cry out about copyright infringement, completely disregard any free speech laws in his country and demand that anything that offends him gets removed from the site immediately because NOBODY should be allowed to make fun of Christians and if he doesn't get his way, he'll get on the phone with his lawyer... [[Facepalm|to sue a private website that the government has zero control over and isn't breaking any IRL laws]].
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| This is made ten times funnier because he claims that "hate speech" should not be allowed, [[Irony|but has several anti-atheist pieces in his own gallery]]. Double standards are fun, kids! When confronted about this, he claims that since people posted anti-christian "hate speech", it's perfectly okay for him to post anti-atheist "hate speech", because he can get away with it. How very Christian of him!
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| The admin, Xaerun or tsawolf, that answered his report (he claims both answered) says "no, there is nothing wrong with the art that is posted". Crusadercat immediately flips his shit and accuses the administrator of "discriminating against Christians" and, of course, threatened to sue the administrator for, in his own words, "not doing his job", which last time normal people checked, isn't against the law when that "job" is policing a furry smut archive that the person doesn't get paid to do.
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| On the same day, after making a total ass of himself on the forums, he got banned from FurAffinity for [[lawsuit|threatening a lawsuit]].
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| ==How to handle drama==
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| Instead of just backing down and admitting he was wrong, on September 13, he instead decides to make a Jewtube video about it, claiming that he has "EXPOSED FURAFFINITY" and that "Furaffinity discriminates against Christians!!!" simply because they refused to delete anything that could be even slightly offensive towards Christians.
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| Like a fucking idiot just ASKING to get trolled, he also decided to do what all FurAffinity outcasts do: open up a deviantArt in protest. Not only that, but he did our job for us - he screen capped and uploaded all of his own drama. The screen shots are still on his deviantArt, but in preparation of their BAWWWWWLETION, they were saved. Note he uses Safari, enough said.
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| ==Part 2 Electric Boogaloo==
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| December 30th, 2009, CrusaderCat uploads a new version of his video "exposing FA" where he astonishingly continues to flaunt his ignorance about the law as well as cry a river of butthurt.
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| ==CATMONGLER==
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| Back in June 2009, he came out of the closet as a cat fucker, putting up a large and long-winded video on Youtube, admitting to having sex with his cat. How one manages to put a penis in a cat in any way that achieves sexual pleasure is still unknown.
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| As if he wasn't stupid enough for trying to "EXPOSE FA", ''he left the video about him fucking his own cat on YouTube''. He deleted it, but some forward-thinking EDitor got a hold of the video and mirrored it.
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| The video starts out with a verbal warning that it contains explicit content, because he thinks anyone gives a shit that he will make references to porno on YouTube. He then explains that it is a story about someone, and goes on about how this "someone" in the story rapes his cat while it would claw at his dick.
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| ==Come back to bed, Garfield.==
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| ===Thou Shalt Not Yiff: PDF Bible===
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| ==Things Crusadercat believes==
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| ==Crusadercat's Ministry Outreach==
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| ==Not Finished Being Stupid==
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| ==RAEGquit!==
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| ==Fantastic quotes!==
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| ==Fanart Gallery==
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| ==Relevant Links==
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