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| ==Definitions==
| | #REDIRECT [[Almost raped]] |
| ===Almost===
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| Almost ''(All most)'' - def. Nearly to the attained goal but not reaching it.
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| Sentence: The climbers of Mount Everest ''almost'' made it to the top, but instead they froze to death.
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| ===Died===
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| Died ''(dide)'' - def. To have experienced death, to have become dead, to have expired, to have left this mortal coil to the afterlife/faded away.
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| Sentence: When my dog ran out into the street and was run over by a truck, he ''died''.
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| ===Almost Died===
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| Almost Died ''(All most dide)'' - def. To nearly attain the state of having become dead.
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| Sentence: When depressed little [[Emo|emo]] Shirley was grounded for not having done the dishes, she [[Cutter|cut]] herself and ''almost died'' before the paramedics got there.
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| ==Common Usage==
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| Near death experiences, while not uncommon in today's world and experienced by people through no fault of their own other than shitty luck, are mostly exploited by [[13 year old girl|13 year old girls]] and [[13 year old boys|13 year old boys]] who during their bouts of [[Emo|depression]] say or do things to convince other people that they have hurt themselves fatally. While some of the attempts are real and a sign that the person in question needs serious help, most of the time it's nothing more than bluffing to try and get attention, pity, or gifts from overcaring and abundantly gullible friends.
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| ===See Also===
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| * [[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007]]
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| * [[Almost raped]]
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| * [[Jesus]]
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| * [[Failure]]
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| [[Category:crap]]
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Latest revision as of 17:03, 11 June 2011
