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| You know those ads on Television and YouTube that tell people to get their MBA. What is an MBA you ask? What about Business School? Only those with a special kind of mind can answer. What is business school, it is an alternative form of learning that is different from STEM that seeks to use case studies in order to help solve problems. In other words, it is basically if you attending a boring corporate board room meeting and had people pay $4,000 or more for that trash.
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| If you go to a quality business school, however, you might have a small chance to start JEWING people. In most cases you will get JEWED and JEWED hard. Most people with common sense even liberal arts faggots will have the brains to see that the business school is degenerate exploitative capitalist garbage designed to demoralize idiots who have never lived in the real world in hopes to bring them towards degenerate neo-marxist left wing views.
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| Everyone knows of course that the best way to run a business is to spend 100,000 of FAFSA money and go into crippling debt. Only the most degenerate of degenerate go here to brag about their mercedes and their useless photography business.
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| ==Famous Business Schools==
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| *Warton
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| *Harvard
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| *Stanford
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| *Carlson School of Management
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| ==Subjects==
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| *Accounting
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| *Finance
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| *Marketing
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| *Retail Management
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| *Management
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| *Human Resources
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| ==Aaron Clarey==
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| A good example of what happens to people who go to business school can be found with Aaron Clarey. Instead of working in the trades or STEM, he will spend his time bitching about what he could have done instead.
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| ==Career Goals==
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| Business faggots have a wide variety of career goals
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| *Live with their mom
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| *Get a Job
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| *Become the Wolf of Wall-Street
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| *Work for Goldman Sachs and Jew people
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| *Be a parasite
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| *Do anything that isn't rooted in minimalism and rationality
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| *Work dead end jobs
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| ==Fates of Business School Students==
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| *They go back to school to learn something else (usually learning Computer Science at their 30s)
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| *Drop out and work in the trades
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| *Live with their parents
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| *Make YouTube videos about what not to do
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[NORPs]]
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Latest revision as of 20:23, 30 August 2021
