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[[Image:Villagepeople.jpg|thumb|align=right|Typical Apache server cluster.]] | [[Image:Villagepeople.jpg|thumb|align=right|Typical Apache server cluster.]] | ||
[[Image:Borked_Apache.jpg|thumb|align-right|A properly functioning Apache web server.]] | [[Image:Borked_Apache.jpg|thumb|align-right|A properly functioning Apache web server.]] | ||
[[Image:Chief-Wahoo.jpg|thumb|align=right|Modern Apache logo.]] | [[Image:Chief-Wahoo.jpg|thumb|align=right|Modern Apache logo.]] | ||
'''Apache''', formerly NCSA httpd, is a web server used by [[Over 9000| | '''Apache''', formerly NCSA httpd, is a web server used by [[Over 9000|many]] modern servers. The name [[allegedly]] came from a contraction of "a patchy" web server, because over time the original httpd daemon accumulated lots of patches. | ||
Unlike sendmail and the [[BDSM|BIND]] domain name server, Apache has had far fewer high-profile security breaches, limiting its potential for [[drama]]. That said, [[Apache]] is regularly combined and configured with the [[PHP]] Zionist scripting language and the [[MySQL]] database server. Self-taught [[13 year old boy|h4x0rz]] who create [[TL;DR|300-page]] websites about how they [[shit nobody cares about|overclocked their Roomba to function as a mobile gun turret]] regularly use their super-[[1337]] [[PHP]] coding skillz to throw up a website that [[fail|chokes and dies]] as soon as it gets linked by [[Slashdot]]. This so-called "slashdot effect" was a boon for karma whores, because it provided them with an excuse to preemptively [[copypasta]] the article into a comment and earn an instant +5 karma. | Unlike sendmail and the [[BDSM|BIND]] domain name server, Apache has had far fewer high-profile security breaches, limiting its potential for [[drama]]. That said, [[Apache]] is regularly combined and configured with the [[PHP]] Zionist scripting language and the [[MySQL]] database server. Self-taught [[13 year old boy|h4x0rz]] who create [[TL;DR|300-page]] websites about how they [[shit nobody cares about|overclocked their Roomba to function as a mobile gun turret]] regularly use their super-[[1337]] [[PHP]] coding skillz to throw up a website that [[fail|chokes and dies]] as soon as it gets linked by [[Slashdot]]. This so-called "slashdot effect" was a boon for karma whores, because it provided them with an excuse to preemptively [[copypasta]] the article into a comment and earn an instant +5 karma. | ||
Recently, Apache is recently being replaced with a [[Russia]]n server called [[nginx]], to the point that it eventually took over Apache in use. In fact, nginx currently powers [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]]. | |||
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Latest revision as of 00:02, 26 October 2021
Apache, formerly NCSA httpd, is a web server used by many modern servers. The name allegedly came from a contraction of "a patchy" web server, because over time the original httpd daemon accumulated lots of patches.
Unlike sendmail and the BIND domain name server, Apache has had far fewer high-profile security breaches, limiting its potential for drama. That said, Apache is regularly combined and configured with the PHP Zionist scripting language and the MySQL database server. Self-taught h4x0rz who create 300-page websites about how they overclocked their Roomba to function as a mobile gun turret regularly use their super-1337 PHP coding skillz to throw up a website that chokes and dies as soon as it gets linked by Slashdot. This so-called "slashdot effect" was a boon for karma whores, because it provided them with an excuse to preemptively copypasta the article into a comment and earn an instant +5 karma.
Recently, Apache is recently being replaced with a Russian server called nginx, to the point that it eventually took over Apache in use. In fact, nginx currently powers Encyclopædia Dramatica.
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