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| [[File:Theralphrapeport.jpg|center]] | | #redirect [[Ethan Ralph]] |
| [[File:Ralph11.jpg|right|thumb|Ralphie looks like your typical fedora wearing neckbeard]]
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| RALPHS SEX TAPE
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| https://archive.org/details/1510876-954d-08dd-7d-93e-7bfe-2a-055e-6a-6a-0f-4be
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| '''[[Powerword|Ethan Ralph]]''', also known as "The Ralph" or "TheRalphRetort" used to be an [[SJW]] until they discarded him for being too fat, after which he created a pro-[[GamerGate]] "[[Fox news|website]]" called "The Ralph Retort". Often brags about being a journalist because he runs a [[clickbait]] Gaymergate [[drama]] "news site", despite him not being able to spell to save his life and violating even the most [[Visual Basic|basic]] standards of journalistic ethics upheld even by the journos he constantly badmouths. The only reason he has his website, besides being a place for him to store pictures of his [[underage]] [[girlfriend]], is for [[Anita Sarkeesian|advertisement sheckels]]. His weight is estimated to be at least 4 [[Randi Harper]]s, and with pictures of his [[dick]] finally surfacing, it could be concluded that it adds absolutely zero to his immense mass. Evil tongues are claiming the dick pics to be fake, as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gakZmR0BqYs Ralph doesn't have a dick.]
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| == Who is "Ralph"?==
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| [[Powerword|'''Ethan Ralph''']] is a fat fuck with a stupid accent who runs '''"TheRalphRetort"''', commonly known as '''ThatRalphRetard''', a blog no one read until he started talking shit about [[Leigh Alexander]] and now the only person who reads it is me so I can steal everything he writes for [[ED]] (fuck you Ralph). He's a [[fat|big]] "celebrity" in GamerGate despite being a [[incest|sister-fucking]] [[redneck]] without a neck to speak of.
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| {{squote|My name is Ethan. I recently graduated from USC Upstate with a degree in political science. I live here in the Upstate now, but am originally from Memphis, Tennessee. My life there is what brought my opposition to the War on Drugs into sharp focus: seeing firsthand the perils associated with procuring “illegal” substances, the violence often needed to control the places of purchase, all the while witnessing the devastation caused to large swaths across my age cohort because of an illogical, ineffective, and insane approach to drug control policy here in the United States. Often that policy and the laws associated with it are enforced unevenly, and harsher, longer and more restrictive punishments being meted out to people of color. This is an additional outrage which also helps spurn me into action and activism.
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| I support the reformation of marijuana laws along with an entire rethinking of our approach towards all substances and the way we treat the people who use them.|Who could have guessed that he was a druggie?}}
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| == 8chan Baphomet Drama ==
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| {{right|{{Photoframe|Beatupanita|border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px;|font-weight: bold;
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| |[[File:TheRalph.jpg|TheRalph.jpg|200px]]{{center|LOL virgin}}
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| |[[File:TheRalph2.jpg|TheRalph2.jpg|200px]]{{center|So virgin}}
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| |[[File:TheRalph3.jpg|TheRalph3.jpg|200px]]{{center|friendzoned}}
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| |[[File:TheRalph4.png|TheRalph4.png|200px]]{{center|proof?}}
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| }}}}
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| In February [[2015]] Ralphie got involved with [[edgy]] as fuck group [[Baphomet]], after the Blue Cross Blue Shield hack and the SSN and credit card info dumping on Baphomet in February. Ralph Wiggum started whining about this funny shit on his [[twitter]] and homepage, how Baphomet "Endangers all of [[8chan]]" and how they should be shut down. He even started a meta thread on 8chan to whine about these issues.
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| Baphomet's [[special school]] participants saw what a whiny bitch Ralph was and decided to have some fun with him, so they promptly [[dox]]ed him. Only they didn't really because they just collected the information that was already dug up by members of your friendly neighborhood ED. So, once again, Baphomet was completely useless.
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| Ethan went into [[BAWWWW]] mode on twitter and cried how he got doxed after he kicked the hornet nest in the first place. Later bath [[Shoop Da Whoop|shooped]] some fake emails to make it look like Ralph paid them to [[SWAT]] [[tranny|Devi Evers]], but since everyone knows bath is full of sperglords, no one would take their word even over that of a documented lair like Ralph. Then his sister/girlfriend got doxed, along with other members of his inbred family. Because his girlfriend looks weird (why the fuck do you think she lets Ralph touch her hands) Baph wasted no time in turning on their [[Macbook]]s, and creating shoops with her face, trying to make her look normal. After this she and Ralph got on twitter together and complained about [[serious business|cyber bullying]] in an act of stunning [[hypocrisy]].<br /> | |
| So, while Ralph openly outs [[tranny|trannys]] (also with information dug up by us), reports false allegations as facts and overall engages in weak-ass [[trolling]], he then turns around and denounces bath, [[GNAA]] and [[BWC]] (and probably ED once he reads this article) for doing the same things.
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| {{clear}}
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| ==Ralph's Past==
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| [[File:Ralphavatar.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The avatar that says: "I'm trying too hard"]]
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| [[too soon|A few years ago]] Ralph was a fat, [[pathetic]] bastard with no prospects, much like he is now. He frequented a [[leftist]] blog called "[[Daily Kos]]" and wrote three shitty posts, one of which was about Don Imus, where he said a couple good things about [[feminism]] on the way to attacking it. The [[script kiddie]]s at Baphomet tried to portray this as RED HOT EVIDENCE of him being an SJW, when it's actually just more evidence that he can't write worth a shit. Ralph was asshurt after those incidents and he later asked Hotwheels himself to completely delete the thread about him on Baphomet. However, as Hotwheels was biased as fuck, he didn't give a shit about Ralph's wishes. Ralph got mad at him and called him a [[cripple]]d [[motherfucker]], much to the dismay of the "Hotwheels is Literally [[Jew|Jesus]]" crowd.
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| He used to be well known on 8chan's [[/v/]] for advertising his shitty blog/webpage to get some advertisement bucks of potential traffic from /v/. They became so annoyed by him being a unbearable [[faggot]] and [[Jew]] that they decided to [[Wordfilter|wordfilter]] any links to his page. No one cares about the shithole anyway, since the real /v/ is on 4chan. But Ralph was determined to look like an idiot over it.
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| {{clear}}
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| ==Current Situation==
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| After the official /gamergate/ board got nuked in March 24 he offered his /ggchan/ board to be the successor board, but as he was already confirmed for being an SJW faggot, [[no one cares|nobody had interest in it.]]
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| ==Recent Happenings==
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| Ralph has had a hell of a year in 2020, he released a sex tape with a 18 year old girl named faith vickers and shoved his thumb deep in her ass hole and smelled his shit covered thumb, he then got her pregnant, then her choked her out at a hotel and left her for a loli loving pedo named Pantsu, Faith pressed charges and now ralphs probably going to prison, he violated hiss probation from when he assaulted a cop, so not only is he going to be paying child support for the next 18 years, his already tarnished record is ruiend, banned on all social media plaatforms, Ralph has resorted to D-Live, the home to all failed streamers, workiking for their online currency they call "lemons" hes as fat and drunk as ever, he is fucked and is soon to be getting fucked by bubba when he goes to prison.
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| ==Gallery==
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| <center>
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| {{frame|{{cg|TheRalphRetort|Pics|center|<gallery perrow="6">
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| File:Ralph1.jpg|clear case of asking for it
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| File:Ralph2.jpg|clear case of asking for it
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| File:Ralph3.jpg|clear case of asking for it
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| File:Ralph4.png|clear case of asking for it
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| File:Ralph5.jpg|clear case of asking for it
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| File:Ralph6.png|aww pleeze halp
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="6">
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| File:Ralph7.png|Ralph exposed
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| File:Ralph8.jpg|Ayy lmao
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| File:Ralph9.png|so legit
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| File:Ralph10.png|still asking for it
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| File:Ralph12.png|Owned by Hotwheels
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| File:Ralph13.png|Penisgate
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| File:TheRalphRetort Jizzed On.jpg
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| </gallery>}}}}<br /><br />
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| </center>
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Fat]]
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| * [[Redneck]]
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| * [[Diabeetus]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *{{ytuser|theralph2001|His YouTube Channel}}
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| *archived TRR-News article: https://archive.today/WHmRW
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| *archived Baphomet thread: https://archive.today/gc0In
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| *archived 8ch/cow thread: https://archive.today/J0h4N
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| *archived 8ch/meta thread: https://archive.today/XA0eL
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| */v/ announcing the wordfilter: http://8archive.moe/v/thread/2284470
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| *Ralph mad at /v/ for wordfiltering his clickbait advertisements: https://archive.today/RzFJF and https://archive.today/XpAZk and https://i.imgur.com/dRzH2Gr.png
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| {{:Zoe Quinn/nav}}
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| {{gaming}}
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| {{Timeline|Featured article May 11st & 12nd, [[2015]]|[[Kyle Perkins]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Assigned Male]]}}
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