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Due to his zen-like ability to come up with [[retard|genius]] [[copypasta|innovations]] for the [[16-year-old girl|masses]], [[Steve Jobs]] has become the idol of every [[nobody|hope filled young]] [[hipster|capitalist]] who wants to make it [[fail|big]] in the world of [[computer|technology]].  Even though he possesses such [[Lie|talents]], Steve still remains [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|humble]].  A great way to [[troll|introduce yourself]] on [[MacRumors|Mac forums]].
Due to his zen-like ability to come up with [[retard|brilliant]] [[copypasta|innovations]] for the [[16-year-old girl|masses]], [[Steve Jobs]] has become the idol of every [[nobody|young, hope-filled]] [[hipster|capitalist]] who wants to make it [[fail|big]] in the world of [[computer|technology]].  Even though he possesses such [[Lie|talents]], Steve still remains [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|humble]].  A great way to [[troll|introduce yourself]] on [[MacRumors|Mac forums]].


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Image:Advice Steve Xerox.jpg| Copypasta?  [[X? In My Y?|In my software?]]  It's more likely than you think, Steve.
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Image:Advice Steve Unix.jpg| At least Microsoft developed the NT kernel from the bottom up.  OS X is just another BSD distribution... BUT IT'S GOT [[piss|AQUA!!!]]
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Latest revision as of 10:15, 27 January 2012

Due to his zen-like ability to come up with brilliant innovations for the masses, Steve Jobs has become the idol of every young, hope-filled capitalist who wants to make it big in the world of technology. Even though he possesses such talents, Steve still remains humble. A great way to introduce yourself on Mac forums.

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