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== [[Stalking]] ==
== [[Stalking]] ==


DeMiNe0 is well known now among most New Yorkers as a horrific [[stalker|Internet Stalker]] and legendary creeper. During his relationship with a woman known only to New York Chanology as "Jill", DeMiNe0 became suspicious of his girlfriend cheating on him he placed [[CIA|tracking devices]] in the spare tire compartments of her ford pickup truck to track her movements on his blackberry. After his girlfriend was confronted by him with accusations of cheating on him with the tracking data used as evidence, he was promptly kicked out of the apartment they shared and he was forced to move in with his mother [[darr]].
DeMiNe0 is well known now among most New Yorkers as a horrific [[stalker|Internet Stalker]] and legendary creeper. During his relationship with a woman known only to New York Chanology as "Jill", DeMiNe0 became suspicious of his girlfriend cheating on him he placed tracking devices in the spare tire compartments of her ford pickup truck to track her movements on his blackberry. After his girlfriend was confronted by him with accusations of cheating on him with the tracking data used as evidence, he was promptly kicked out of the apartment they shared and he was forced to move in with his mother [[darr]].


From time to time, DeMiNe0's ex-girlfriend "Jill" would appear on IRC and on AIM to those from New York [[Chanology]] and ask bizarre, stalker type questions about DeMiNe0 and then begin to profess missing him to the point of wanting to [[an hero|commit suicide]]. It was discovered rather quickly by the stupidest of New York Anons that it was just DeMiNe0 pretending to be her to look good for the ladies so that some day he might engage in black-sex with them.
From time to time, DeMiNe0's ex-girlfriend "Jill" would appear on IRC and on AIM to those from New York [[Chanology]] and ask bizarre, stalker type questions about DeMiNe0 and then begin to profess missing him to the point of wanting to [[an hero|commit suicide]]. It was discovered rather quickly by the stupidest of New York Anons that it was just DeMiNe0 pretending to be her to look good for the ladies so that some day he might engage in black-sex with them.


In late 2008, DeMiNe0 became fascinated with [[New York Nurse]] who, being a [[Republican|coke fiend]], a bum and a [[Republican|hooker]] needed cash and [[rape|fatherly attention]]; decided to cling to DeMiNe0 as his only friend. It was then that DeMiNe0 began to follow her to her house, take pictures of her in the shower and steal her underwear when she was out turning her tricks.
In late 2008, DeMiNe0 became fascinated with New York Nurse who, being a coke fiend, a bum and a hooker needed cash and [[rape|fatherly attention]]; decided to cling to DeMiNe0 as his only friend. It was then that DeMiNe0 began to follow her to her house, take pictures of her in the shower and steal her underwear when she was out turning her tricks.


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Latest revision as of 19:38, 6 April 2012

DeMiNe0 hamming it up for the cameras like usual.
This web comic illustrates the futility of leading ANONYMOUS.
DeMiNe0 after jerking off with Lego toys up his ass.
Demine0's gay lover (left) and Demine0 (Right) Failing at surprise attacks in Iraqastan.
Scientology and DeM think this proves he was an army ranger or a murderer you decide.
DeMiNe0 finally kills his last clutch of internet fame with an emoplosion felt all the way to the residences of MCR.

DeMiNe0 is a newfag and xenufag from New York who came into Chanology last Thursday. He was born of a cripple infertile woman named darr and a nigger father. Through his constant spreading of money, DeMiNe0 has made himself a Jew of Chanology. Currently, DeMiNe0 is a army contractor, a member of the U.S. Army Airborne Rangers and a website developer, astronaut, millionaire and cowboy.

Stalking

DeMiNe0 is well known now among most New Yorkers as a horrific Internet Stalker and legendary creeper. During his relationship with a woman known only to New York Chanology as "Jill", DeMiNe0 became suspicious of his girlfriend cheating on him he placed tracking devices in the spare tire compartments of her ford pickup truck to track her movements on his blackberry. After his girlfriend was confronted by him with accusations of cheating on him with the tracking data used as evidence, he was promptly kicked out of the apartment they shared and he was forced to move in with his mother darr.

From time to time, DeMiNe0's ex-girlfriend "Jill" would appear on IRC and on AIM to those from New York Chanology and ask bizarre, stalker type questions about DeMiNe0 and then begin to profess missing him to the point of wanting to commit suicide. It was discovered rather quickly by the stupidest of New York Anons that it was just DeMiNe0 pretending to be her to look good for the ladies so that some day he might engage in black-sex with them.

In late 2008, DeMiNe0 became fascinated with New York Nurse who, being a coke fiend, a bum and a hooker needed cash and fatherly attention; decided to cling to DeMiNe0 as his only friend. It was then that DeMiNe0 began to follow her to her house, take pictures of her in the shower and steal her underwear when she was out turning her tricks.

d0xing

Rather than get dates in real life like most human beings; DeMiNe0 would prefer to wait until you make a PayPal donation to one of his various websites then find out everything he can about you including what you wear and what time he is most likely to bump into you at work, at the grocery store or in a public bathroom. The earliest example of DeMiNe0 doing this was to a NYFag named boppdoll who is slender and pretty, rather than date her DeMiNe0 used nickserv getpass/getmemail on her IRC nickname to get into her real e-mail address and find out everything he could about her. He then decided to pass that information off to a few people who decided to do bad things with said information.

Over the course of his time as webmaster of the now defunct epicanon.com DeMiNe0 took in over 9,000 dollars in donations (literally) and promptly spent them on spy gear and cocaine.

Army Rangers

Since he began in Chanology DeMiNe0 would claim off and on that he was a military ranger when in fact, it was discovered the closest he has ever gotten to a live fire exercise is America's Army.

   
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...So there was this one tiem, when liek, i was defusing this neucularr bomb for the army and 8 billion ninjas came outta nowhere! and i was liek shooting them w/ one hand and defusing the bomb with the othar! and then Darth Vadar came out and challeged me to a lightsaber dual and me and my girlfriend, Jill, who is so not imagenary!! Transformed into MECHASHIVA!!1one1!!!
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—Demine0, Typical quote from his days in the "Army".

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