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| {{Warning|This article contains [[truth|THE TRUTH]]. Massive [[butthurt|BUTTHURT]] imminent!}}
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| '''A flaggot''' is a [[butthurt]] [[moralfag]] who reports an [[Jailbait|image]] as inappropriate, despite the fact that it doesn't violate the site's terms of use. Being incapable of withstanding honest competition, these [[fucktard]]s would rather [[Baw|censor an opposing viewpoint]] than present their own case convincingly. As a general rule, they deem it their [[Moralfag|divine right to protect the world]] from everything aside from their own lethally [[retard]]ed point of view.
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| Very few words can adequately convey the utterly contemptible nature of the homegrown online flaggot. Simply stated, such individuals are the '''writhing, maggot-infested sewage''' at the bottom of the internet cesspool. They are worse than the [[Wikipedia|Wikipedo]], the [[Moralfag|Anti-Scum]] and the [[Troll]]fag put together.
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| ==Modus Operandi==
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| How do these shit-holes operate on the intertubez? Well, here's a basic outline:
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| It starts out when some reeking [[asshole]] finds something they don't like - completely harmless shit, like [[Jailbait]] or [[Lesbian|Hot Lesbian Sex]]. Being a [[butthurt]] [[faggot]] who doesn't believe in free speech, he hits the report button, then creates an army of sock-puppets, flagging literally ''everything'' as inappropriate, regardless of whether or not it's against the rules. As the bogus complaints pile up, the mods <s>figure "better safe than sorry" and</s> [[Delete fucking everything]] for [[Lulz|the lulz]].
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| This kind of [[shit]] is rampant all over the webz, but is especially prevalent on [[Weeaboo]] hosting sites like [[DeviantART]], [[YouTube]] and [[Flickr]]. Innocent people are frequently banned over clearly inoffensive material involving [[Attention whore|barely legal teens]] and [[Bestiality|barnyard animals]]. The worst part is that the [[retard|MENTALLY DEFECTIVE]] admins don't even bother checking the facts. They're so fucking trigger-happy they just delete anything flagged as JB, even if it's completely harmless. Shit, they'll even ban you just on the ''suspicion'' of posting JB. And if they can't get you for so-called prohibited content, they'll [[Lie|LIE THROUGH THEIR TEETH]] and file a false DMCA notice.
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| Flaggots have a natural tendency to congregate in [[circlejerk]]s, infesting websites like flies on a shitheap. Needless to say, ED has been targeted by these mutherfuckas for [[at least 100 years ago|at least a hundred years]]. A few even managed to acquire sysop privileges, contributing to the fall of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in 2011.
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| ==Confirmed flaggots==
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| * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Michaeldsuarez Michaeldsuarez]: Former ED sysop who deleted all the [[jailbait]] from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in 2010. Currently serving as an admin on [[Wikipedia|TOW]], systematically [[Rape|buttfucking]] the site with his self-serving brand of [[moralfag]]gotry.
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| * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Herostratus Herostratus]: Yet another [[Insane|batshit crazy]] TOW admin who spends 18 hours a day slapping deletion requests on anything he considers inappropriate. Was recently <s>desysoped</s> [[Buttsecks|fucked in the ass]] after being outed as a closet [[pedophile|pedocunt]].
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| ==General reactions==
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| <center>{{frame|{{morphquote|TGC1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|''As far as I'm concerned, these [[Cunt|CUNTS]] are the lowest form of shit on the face of this planet; every last one of them should be rounded up and [[Rape|BUTTFUCKED]] with a rusty chainsaw.''|User commenting on the [[FBI|vanning]] of Teens No Rules.
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| |''IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR ALL DEVIANTART FLAGGOTS: Sorry - don't like what you see? Then [[STFU]] and [[GTFO]]. There; problem solved for everyone, you lying little [[fuck]]ers.''|User commenting on covert flaggotry on [[DeviantART]].
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| |''This video is no longer available. Some FUCKING FAGGOT complained and got the whole channel shut down. Way to go, FUCKTARD: eat SHIT and DIE.''|Another satisfied customer expresses his gratitude on [[YouTube]].
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| }}|color= white}}</center>
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| ==See also==
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| * [[Moralfag]]
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| * [[White Knight]]
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| * [[Feminism]]
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| * [[Faggotry]]
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| * [[Anti-Editing Club]]
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| [[Category:Faggotry]]
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| [[Category:DeviantART]]
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