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imported>Sugar Who gives a fuck about Jenny McCarthy, writing about the anti-vaxxers that killed their children instead. |
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|BGCOLOR=#FFEAEE style="padding:2px"|<big>'''Anti-Vaxxers have the education level of [[pseudo-intellectual]] [[13-year-old boys]].</big><br />They are to be [[trolling|treated accordingly]].<br /> | |||
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The Anti Vaccination Movement is a group of [[stupid|concerned]] [[faggots|individuals]] dedicated to spreading the righteous word of Doctor Andrew Wakefield, who exposed the [[NWO]] conspiracy to [[lol|poison our bodies with toxic vaccines]] in order to deliberately cause [[you|children]] to develop [[truth|immunity against dormant diseases]]. The main argument that Anti-Vaxxers have against the vaccines is the [[no|scientifically founded]] theory that vaccines cause [[autism|certain behavior and developmental issues]], which leads to the conclusion that people hate [[retards|developmentally challenged people]] so much that they'd rather take their chances with Polio. | The Anti Vaccination Movement is a group of [[stupid|concerned]] [[faggots|individuals]] dedicated to spreading the righteous word of Doctor Andrew Wakefield, who exposed the [[NWO]] conspiracy to [[lol|poison our bodies with toxic vaccines]] in order to deliberately cause [[you|children]] to develop [[truth|immunity against dormant diseases]]. The main argument that Anti-Vaxxers have against the vaccines is the [[no|scientifically founded]] theory that vaccines cause [[autism|certain behavior and developmental issues]], which leads to the conclusion that people hate [[retards|developmentally challenged people]] so much that they'd rather take their chances with Polio. | ||
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|[[Image:Anti-Vaxxers_Vaccine_Ingredients_Mercury.jpg]]< | |[[Image:Anti-Vaxxers_Vaccine_Ingredients_Mercury.jpg]]<br><br>'''MERCURY''' | ||
|[[Image:Anti-Vaxxers_Vaccine_Ingredients_Neurotoxin.jpg]]< | |[[Image:Anti-Vaxxers_Vaccine_Ingredients_Neurotoxin.jpg]]<br><br>'''DEADLY NEUROTOXINS''' | ||
|[[Image:Anti-Vaxxers_Vaccine_Ingredients_Carcinogens.jpg]]< | |[[Image:Anti-Vaxxers_Vaccine_Ingredients_Carcinogens.jpg]]<br><br>'''CARCINOGENS''' | ||
|[[Image:Anti-Vaxxers_Vaccine_Ingredients_Hidden.jpg]]< | |[[Image:Anti-Vaxxers_Vaccine_Ingredients_Hidden.jpg]]<br><br>'''THINGS YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL!''' | ||
|[[Image:aborted baby.jpg]]< | |[[Image:aborted baby.jpg|400px]]<br><br>'''STEM CELLS'''}} | ||
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==[[Murder|Selfless Heroes Who Have Saved Their Children From Vaccines]]== | ==[[Murder|Selfless Heroes Who Have Saved Their Children From Vaccines]]== | ||
A set of [[pussies|unnamed parents]] in Olot, Spain who contributed to creating [http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/spain-s-first-case-diphtheria-28-years-due-lack-vaccination the first case of diphteria in over 28 years, effectively ending their son's life.] Great job! That will show those stupid vaccination advocates! | A set of [[pussies|unnamed parents]] in Olot, Spain who contributed to creating [http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/spain-s-first-case-diphtheria-28-years-due-lack-vaccination the first case of diphteria in over 28 years, effectively ending their son's life.] Great job! That will show those stupid vaccination advocates! | ||
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Linda Dahlstrom Anderson, who didn't vaccinate one child, and then selfishly changed her mind about the second child [http://www.today.com/parents/her-son-died-vaccine-preventable-disease-heres-what-she-wants-t2771 just because the first one died]. | Linda Dahlstrom Anderson, who didn't vaccinate one child, and then selfishly changed her mind about the second child [http://www.today.com/parents/her-son-died-vaccine-preventable-disease-heres-what-she-wants-t2771 just because the first one died]. | ||
Most parents deny being named in articles or census data, probably for [[cowards|several reasons]] related to their feelings of [[shame|bravery]]. | |||
There have been over 1.5 million documented cases of preventable deaths by diseases for which vaccinations exist, but there are almost 7 billion people on the planet, so that's a pretty good survival rate. Checkmate, vaccine advocates! | |||
==Canadians Turn To Maple Syrup To Save Their Child== | |||
Possibly the most famous case of toddler death (that is currently ongoing) is the case of Ezekial Stephan, who, instead of being taken to the emergency room when he had irregular breathing problems, was [http://savage.news/news/anti-vaxx-parents-home-remedies/ given homeopathic medicine in the form of maple syrup.] | |||
His parents, Collet and David Stephan, are [[voodoo|homeopathic]] [[retards|experts]] who have been swindling thousands of Canadians into buying their snake oil, which has been proven by the Canadian Health Organization to be simply a concoction of vitamins and minerals, giving false hope to the parents of children with autism who hoped to cure their children's symptoms. | |||
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* [[NWO]] | * [[NWO]] | ||
* [[Facebook]] | * [[Facebook]] | ||
* [[Heather Ann Murray]] | |||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
