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| [[Image:Conan1984.gif|thumb|300px|Original: http://conandefeat.ytmnd.com/ ]]
| | #REDIRECT [[Big Brother]] |
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| #A gay Van Halen album released in, you guessed it, 1984. | |
| #A novel written circa 1948 AD by George Orwell, telling the story of an overpopulated society where humans eat a [[delicious_cake|delicious treat]] called Soylent Green. In this [[Communism|socialist utopia]], everyone is watched by an entity called [[Facebook|Big Brother]]. The sheep population is reminded of this [[fact]] by ubiquitous [[propaganda]] posters displaying the [[meme|catch-phrase]] "[[Mark Zuckerberg|Big Brother]] is watching [[You]]". The protagonist, a proud worker of [[Wikipedia|The Ministry of Truth]], has [[sex]] with a lot of [[women]], reads an [[Bible|imaginary rambling book by a Jew]], drinks [[France|a wine ''and'' a coffee]], and is therefore [[BSDM|tortured]] by a government agent named [[unfunny|Conan O'Brien]]. In the image to the right, you can see the female who liberates us all from the evil that is Conan O'Brien.
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| # ''1984'' wasn't written as an instruction manual. This is something [[Dictator|David Cameron]] needs to learn.
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| #*[[Liberals]] love to make analogies to this [[old media|book]] all the time, because [[America]] is such a totalitarian, fascist state where you can be imprisoned for saying anything bad about the government.
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| #*You may notice that [[Satan|"84" is "48" reversed]]. This is [[lie|purely coincidental]] and [[bullshit|in no way relates to]] the [[Jews|Jewish conspiracy]].
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| #*As we all know, 1984 in reality was [[sarcasm|exactly as depicted in the book]]. George Orwell is a fucking [[retard|genius]]; we should just call him George ORACLE or something, [[amirite]]?
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| # 1984 was also the year my cat died because I [[fisting|fist fucked]] him. RIP Snuggles.
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| # Some fag named [[User:Saivert|Saivert]] gives head 1,984 times a day
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| # George Orwell totally intended for his book to be read by high school freshmen and teachers who work for a government-funded organization. There is no irony in a teacher who doesn't understand the [[Communism|history]] that the book is using as context.
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| # The year the [[Internets]] was invented by [[Al Gore]].
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| # The year that ''Breakin' 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]'' was released.
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