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| [[Image:Conan1984.gif|thumb|300px|Original: http://conandefeat.ytmnd.com/ ]] | | #REDIRECT [[Big Brother]] |
| [[File:America after sopa.jpg|thumb|right|300px|[[SOPA|Fiction is gradually becoming fact]].]]
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| * A gay Van Halen album released in, you guessed it, 1984.
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| * A novel written circa 1948 AD by George Orwell, telling the story of an overpopulated society where humans eat a [[delicious_cake|delicious treat]] called Soylent Green. In this totalitarian utopia, everyone is watched by an entity called [[Facebook|Big Brother]]. The sheep population is reminded of this [[fact]] by ubiquitous [[propaganda]] posters displaying the [[meme|catch-phrase]] "[[Mark Zuckerberg|Big Brother]] is watching [[You]]". The protagonist, a proud worker of [[Wikipedia|The Ministry of Truth]], has [[sex]] with a lot of [[women]], reads an [[Bible|imaginary rambling book by a Jew]], drinks [[France|a wine ''and'' a coffee]], and is therefore [[BSDM|tortured]] by a government agent named [[Conan O'Brien]]. In the image to the right, you can see the female who liberates us all from the evil that is Conan O'Brien. ''1984'' wasn't written as an instruction manual. This is something [[David Cameron]] needs to learn. American [[liberals]] love to make analogies to this [[old media|book]] all the time, because [[America]] is such a totalitarian state where you can be imprisoned for even thinking anything bad about the government. ([[SOPA|Give it time though]].) You may notice that [[Satan|"84" is "48" reversed]]. This is [[Coincidence|purely coincidental]] and [[bullshit|in no way relates to]] the [[Jews|Jewish conspiracy]]. As we all know, 1984 in reality was [[1980s|exactly as depicted in the book]]. George Orwell is a fucking [[Mega ultra super genius|genius]]; we should just call him George ORACLE or something, [[amirite]]? George Orwell totally intended for his book to be read by high school freshmen and teachers who work for a government-funded organization. There is no irony in a teacher who doesn't understand the [[history]] that the book is using as context.
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| * 1984 was also the year my cat died because I [[fisting|fist fucked]] him. RIP Snuggles.
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| * Some fag named [[User:Saivert|Saivert]] gives head 1,984 times a day
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| * The year the [[Internets]] were invented by [[Al Gore]].
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| * The year that ''Breakin' 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]'' was released.
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Latest revision as of 08:15, 4 April 2013
