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A '''desktop''' can mean one of two things: your [[computer]] (which it's keyboard is sticky) desktop, which is actually inside your computer [[windows|operating system]] on the screen, or the physical desk you rest your computer on. Often on [[4chan]]'s /[[b]]/, there are threads requesting that pics of both types of desktops are posted, resulting in some rather [[lulz]]y observations and discussion, and providing an [[rape|insight]] into the [[ruin|conditions]] in which /b/tards are living, although that depends if it's the cluttered Windows desktop full of shit [[program]] shortcuts, or the cluttered conditions in which these slobs are living (although you can sometimes see the computer desktop and the actual desktop in the same pic, [[lawl]]). | A '''desktop''' can mean one of two things: your [[computer]] (which it's keyboard is sticky) desktop, which is actually inside your computer [[windows|operating system]] on the screen, or the physical desk you rest your computer on. Often on [[4chan]]'s /[[b]]/, there are threads requesting that pics of both types of desktops are posted, resulting in some rather [[lulz]]y observations and discussion, and providing an [[rape|insight]] into the [[ruin|conditions]] in which /b/tards are living, although that depends if it's the cluttered Windows desktop full of shit [[program]] shortcuts, or the cluttered conditions in which these slobs are living (although you can sometimes see the computer desktop and the actual desktop in the same pic, [[lawl]]). | ||
Conditions that /b/tards live in range from the haunts of [[alcoholic]] [[slob]]s to the dwellings of pristine, clean, [[faggot]]y stylish [[metrosexual]] [[cunt]]s who are cleaner even than most [[women]]. Neither of these conditions are ideal for [[secks|getting laid]]. | Conditions that /b/tards live in range from the haunts of [[alcoholic]] [[slob]]s to the dwellings of pristine, clean, [[faggot]]y stylish [[metrosexual]] [[cunt]]s who are cleaner even than most [[women]]. Neither of these conditions are ideal for [[secks|getting laid]]. While your average girl will be disgusted with the rats and maggots to be found [[lurk]]ing in the former, they'll also be kinda freaked out by the [[anal]] retentiveness of the latter. [[The best]] compromise is to get your woman to do [[epic win|all your fucking housework for you]], because not only do they enjoy that and having all three of their major orifices used as [[hole]]s for which to stick your [[penis]] in at any time you feel like, it allows you to get on with moar [[serious business|serious matters]]. | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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Image:Luxury4chan.jpg|[[awesome|Luxury]] 4chan. | Image:Luxury4chan.jpg|[[awesome|Luxury]] 4chan. | ||
image:Typical desktop.jpg.jpg|A Typical [[ED]] editor's desk | |||
File:Desktop.jpg | |||
</gallery> | File:Animu_desktop.jpg|[[Typical]] [[weeaboo]] desktop | ||
</gallery></center> | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Battlestation]] | |||
*[[Wallpaper]] | *[[Wallpaper]] | ||
[[Category:Locations]] | [[Category:Locations]] | ||
{{Nonsequitter}} | {{Nonsequitter}} | ||
Latest revision as of 12:53, 11 May 2022
A desktop can mean one of two things: your computer (which it's keyboard is sticky) desktop, which is actually inside your computer operating system on the screen, or the physical desk you rest your computer on. Often on 4chan's /b/, there are threads requesting that pics of both types of desktops are posted, resulting in some rather lulzy observations and discussion, and providing an insight into the conditions in which /b/tards are living, although that depends if it's the cluttered Windows desktop full of shit program shortcuts, or the cluttered conditions in which these slobs are living (although you can sometimes see the computer desktop and the actual desktop in the same pic, lawl).
Conditions that /b/tards live in range from the haunts of alcoholic slobs to the dwellings of pristine, clean, faggoty stylish metrosexual cunts who are cleaner even than most women. Neither of these conditions are ideal for getting laid. While your average girl will be disgusted with the rats and maggots to be found lurking in the former, they'll also be kinda freaked out by the anal retentiveness of the latter. The best compromise is to get your woman to do all your fucking housework for you, because not only do they enjoy that and having all three of their major orifices used as holes for which to stick your penis in at any time you feel like, it allows you to get on with moar serious matters.
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—A newfag | ||
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