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'''Dragon Quest''' is a SINGLE game title made by [[Square Enix]] which features a wide variety of [[retarded|unique]] [[recolor|pallet swaped]] versions of itself. The present version, version 11, includes every item, bad guy, scene and scenario from all the previous versions mashed together as usual with a ''very'' slightly different plot and main characters.  Every other aspect of the game, like every version before it, is exactly identical with almost no dissimilarity whatsoever. Dragon Quest's primary focus, as a game, is to try and entice young people into becoming alcoholic, cross dressing, pedophilic, "puff-puff" giving slut bunnies.
'''Dragon Quest''' is a SINGLE game title made by [[Square Enix]] which features a wide variety of [[retarded|unique]] [[recolor|pallet swaped]] versions of itself. The present version, version 11, includes every item, bad guy, scene and scenario from all the previous versions mashed together as usual with a ''very'' slightly different plot and main characters.  Every other aspect of the game, like every version before it, is exactly identical with almost no dissimilarity whatsoever. Dragon Quest's primary focus, as a game, is to try and entice young people into becoming alcoholic, cross dressing, pedophilic, "puff-puff" giving slut bunnies.


==The games==
==The games==
'''Dragon Quest'''
'''Dragon Quest'''
<br>The first one. Was translated into [[Engrish]] (with [[British]] accents) 3 years after it's Japanese release in 1989 by a bunch of Nintendo Power shills.  The best thing about this game is that you can leave that whiny brat princess behind to be killed by a dragon.
<br>The first one. Was translated into [[Engrish]] (with [[Bri'ish]] accents) 3 years after it's Japanese release in 1989 by a bunch of Nintendo Power shills.  The best thing about this game is that you can skip to the final boss and finish the game without getting cock-teased by some bitchy princess whos [[asking for it]].
<br>'''Dragon Quest II'''
<br>'''Dragon Quest II'''
<br>The cash-cow sequel set in an even less inspired open world than [[Skyrim]] that also forces you to drag two useless party members along for the ride.
<br>'''Dragon Quest III'''
<br>'''Dragon Quest III'''
<br>'''Dragon Quest IV'''
<br>'''Dragon Quest IV'''
<br>'''Dragon Quest V'''
<br>'''Dragon Quest V'''
<br>The other really popular one, albeit because this game caters to [[waifu]]fags. This game is a coming-of-age story™ where you have to choose between 2 girls (3 in the DS remake) and [[Street Fighter 2|become a family man.]] Sociologists are unable to determine whether this or the third game is as overrated as [[Final Fantasy VII]].
<br>The other really popular one, albeit because this game caters to [[waifu]]fags. This game is a coming-of-age story™ where you have to choose between 2 girls (with a third girl added in the DS remake to increase the amount of [[jewgolds]] received in spite of it still basically being the same fucking game) and [[Street Fighter 2|become a family man.]] Sociologists are unable to determine whether this or the third game is as overrated as [[Final Fantasy VII]].
<br>'''Dragon Quest VI'''
<br>'''Dragon Quest VI'''
<br>[[Final Fantasy XIII|No one likes this one.]]
<br>[[Final Fantasy XIII|No one likes this one.]]

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Dragon Quest is a SINGLE game title made by Square Enix which features a wide variety of unique pallet swaped versions of itself. The present version, version 11, includes every item, bad guy, scene and scenario from all the previous versions mashed together as usual with a very slightly different plot and main characters. Every other aspect of the game, like every version before it, is exactly identical with almost no dissimilarity whatsoever. Dragon Quest's primary focus, as a game, is to try and entice young people into becoming alcoholic, cross dressing, pedophilic, "puff-puff" giving slut bunnies.

The games

Dragon Quest
The first one. Was translated into Engrish (with Bri'ish accents) 3 years after it's Japanese release in 1989 by a bunch of Nintendo Power shills. The best thing about this game is that you can skip to the final boss and finish the game without getting cock-teased by some bitchy princess whos asking for it.
Dragon Quest II
The cash-cow sequel set in an even less inspired open world than Skyrim that also forces you to drag two useless party members along for the ride.
Dragon Quest III
Dragon Quest IV
Dragon Quest V
The other really popular one, albeit because this game caters to waifufags. This game is a coming-of-age story™ where you have to choose between 2 girls (with a third girl added in the DS remake to increase the amount of jewgolds received in spite of it still basically being the same fucking game) and become a family man. Sociologists are unable to determine whether this or the third game is as overrated as Final Fantasy VII.
Dragon Quest VI
No one likes this one.
Dragon Quest VII
Dragon Quest VIII
Dragon Quest IX
Dragon Quest X
Dragon Quest XI

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