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'''Max Porta C.''', was a spaniard [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old student]] who on [[Columbine|April 20]] 2015, began his attack. At 9:20 A.M., he entered to the IES Joan Fuster, in Barcelona, [[Spain]], with a Crossbow, a Machete and a molotov and asked his teacher to enter to class. She refused and Max, on faggotry, doesn't attack her and his teacher closes the class door. He then grabs his machete and kills Abel Martínez, a substitute teacher. After killing the teacher, he then enters other classroom and shots the female language teacher with his crossbow before stabbing her in the [[BOOBIES!!|b00bs]]. Her daughter, confronted Max but Max stabbed her also in the titties and buttocks.A friend of Max shouted "What are you doing? You are [[Doing it wrong|doing so much pain]]!" and he gets stabbed by this absolute idiot in the legs. Afterwards, he exits the room and near the bathroom, shots with his awful crossbow another female teacher, wounding her. On the bathrooms, Max was preparing his molotov to continue the lulzfest but [[David Sonboly|David]] Jurado, a P.E. Teacher, reduced Max and Max started to [[Waaaambulance|cry]]. Fortunately, the fag of Max made a high score to every ES_School to Spain and got free with a worse high score than [[Couch Cuck|the couch cuck]].
 
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==Background==
'''Max Porta''' was born in early 2002. Not much is known about his [[CHILDHOOD RUINED|childhood]]. What is known is that Max was a very sociable and compatible person because he talked a lot with his [[Friends|friends]], was very kind, and respectful. Furthermore, in 2013, when his channel started, he was still in elementary school, around 5th or 6th grade. It's known that he had a deeper voice than other children, and his videos seemed more like they were made by a middle-aged teenager [[Foodistzen|(around 14 or 15 years old)]] than an 11-year-old, Max created his first [[YouTube]] channel to upload content from the GTA video game and Loquendo videos. In 2014, at the age of 12, he opened his second channel, although it wasn't for uploading videos, but rather for watching videos that interested him. It is known that he used the same account he had connected to his school YouTube channel, which existed in virtual classes.
 
In April 2015, '''Max''' learned about the famous [[Columbine]] tragedy when a teacher showed him and his classmates a [[lolcow|documentary]] about it, to the point that he became obsessed and said he was going to carry out a macabre plan at the Joan Fuster High School. At first his classmates thought it was a joke and that he was actually crazy but in reality the worst was going to happen later on, it is even known that '''Max''' was making plans to do the incident to the point that he would be inspired by weapons, although he would use a crossbow to attack the students, it is known that his father, Jordi Porta, was a weapons collector, until the unexpected happened, that at dawn in Barcelona [[Spain]], Max would create a Twitter account to publish peculiar things but Twitter users would not expect what was going to happen on that same day, April 20. It is known that Max had a Facebook where he admired Youtubers like Willyrex, Vegetta, Auronplay, the soccer player Arda Turan, Valentino Rossi and he liked to watch TWD and wrestling (this being a hobby and not a reason). He also published content from BestGore, a shock page.
 
==Gallery==
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MaxPevilmeme.jpeg|MFW - I killed a teacher and i'm free without any charges bc i'm a schizo teen.
Max porta.png|Staring into your soul
MaxPortaHockey.jpg|He on his hockey team. Notice that [[Spain|dago]] [[Police|pigs]] tried to keep him anonymous
AbelMartinez.jpg|Alive
MPBody.jpg|Dead
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==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|1||6|Could you aim your machete to the neck?|10|Trolling with a crossbow|11|[[Europe|UE]] had news coverage about it.|20|For being first big troll in a [[Spain|Dagoland]] sk00l|48|C|Why do you use a crossbow?Also, [[DO IT FAGGOT|AIM FOR THE NECK WITH YOUR MACHETE]], you idiot!!}}
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Lower Range Policia Nacional}}
 
==See Also==
*[[Columbine]]
*[[Spanish]]
*[[Gore]]
*[[Jose Reyes]]
*[[Brandon Alonso]]
*[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]]
*[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]
*[[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]]
*[[Twitter]]
==External links==
*{{Twitter|maxporta13|Fake Max's twitter}}<br>
*{{Wikilink|Barcelona_school_killing|ToW's coverage}}
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