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On November 30, 2024, some 17-year-old [[Satan|Satanist]] [[Spic|Aryan]]-[[Mexican]] boy by the name of '''Brandon Alonso''' ([[Anonymous|surname unknown]] due to his status as a minor at the time) sperged out at his preparatory school in, [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz|yet again]], Guadalajara. He managed to [[Fail|slightly injure]] 2 classmates with a hammer before one of them grabbed him from behind, cutting off his killstreak at a solid 0 points. This same faggot spent weeks on Facebook and Twitter, desperataly trying to "prove" to the world how [[Retarded|badass]] he was, even posting pics of himself torturing and killing animals, and even showing off his first (FAILED) highscore attempt in Fire Emblem mode by burning down a church. On his personal little ZERO DAY, he even decided to stream it (he didn't have a GoPro or anything, he's too poor for that shit), he just propped up his phone on the table and you [[LOL|can see it fucking tip over while he's walking away from it]]. Wanted to be the next Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz, ended up becoming the next [[Hugo Jackson]]. Given his pathetically low victim count and underage status, here's hoping he'll get out soon so he can read this article.
 
==Background==
He was possibly born in mid-2016 and it is known that the bastard had a taste for bloody videos like [[El Blog del Narco]], He would also become obsessed with more things for his future shooting that he would fail as [[MsEvans16]], He later joined Twitter under the alias '''Belzebu666''', similar to the faggot of [[Hugo Jackson]], He is also an animal abuser because he posted a photo where he felt proud of killing a dead rat similar to another faggot like [[Peluchin Entertainment]] and [[Nikolas Cruz]].
 
==Gallery==
 
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BrandonA.png|Next time, use that axe, like Gabriel and you'll get some kills you massive faggot.
BrandonA0.png|Whitest nazi in [[Latin America|LATAM]]
BrandonA1.png|Funny fact: He somehow managed to misspell the words "sieg", "heil", and "Fürher" under this pic's original tweet
BrandonA2.png|You will never be a real Gabriel Galaviz. You have no axe. You have no knives.
BrandonA3.png|Brandon's frist High Score attempt, [[Epic fail|scored 0]].
BrandonA4.png
BrandonA5.png|[[An hero]]
BrandonA6.png|Looking like a [[Retard|gangster]]
BrandonA7.png|Notice that he had a stroke here.
BrandonA8.png|[[Animal abuse|Killing mouses]]
BrandonA9.png
BrandonAArsenal.png|His """arsenal""". Notice that he had that handsome axe, but instead he decided to use that useless hammer.
BrandonAV&.png|V&
File:Guadalajara injury.jpg
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</center>
 
==Gameplay==
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|[[File:BrandonCCTVFootage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />'''3rd person view'''
|[[File:Student attacks two classmates at a Guadalajara high school.mp4|500px]]<br />'''Worst stream [[EVAR]]'''}}}}
 
{{Clear}}
 
==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|[[Epic fail guy]]|0.5|Another spic who believes he's aryan|3|Some Mexican media covered it|0|FOTY nomenee|5|F-----------------------|Next time, use that fucking axe <br> This is an awful high score<br>I don't even know what to put here man. This is embarassing.}}
 
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}
 
==See Also==
*[[Mexico]]
*[[Twitter]]
*[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]] - Unlike Brandon, this one did manage to kill someone.
*[[Hugo Jackson]] - You don't suspect that they are similar people because they both failed to stab someone.
*[[Fail]]
*[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - Another faggot who did a shooting even though he died Unlike Brandon.
*[[Nazi]]
*[[DFG]] - Another faggot who is a Nazi who tried to commit murder in Spain, but the faggot failed.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - his biggest idol to do the live show.
*[[Killer]] - I wanted to make an internet killer out of his Twitter account, but in the end it failed like a faggot.
*[[Peluchin Entertainment]] - Brandon was an animal abuser, especially with mice.
*[[Satan]]
 
==External links==
*{{Wikilink|San_Andrés_Preparatory_School_attack|TOW coverage}}
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Latest revision as of 11:30, 16 June 2026