Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center

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Welcome to the Thizzlehat Junction Center. This is your place to mention news and anything needing adminly attention. You can also use the shortcut TJC.

While you wait for attention, have a look at what needs to be done around here by clicking the shiny blue links below.

Real-time discussion about ED content and/or help from an ED Sysop can be found on ED Discord Server on IRC. Check your fear, drama and faggotry at the door.

About ED

Fashioned in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, Encyclopedia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view parody and satire of drama, memes, e-pals, and other interesting happenings on the Internets. Our goal is to provide comprehensive, reference-style parody, to poke fun at everyone and everything. You can read more about the origin of Encyclopedia Dramatica in our About section.

Policy

Before making any contributions, be sure you have read over all of our policies. We will not hesitate to revert any idiotic edits and call you out for your stupidity.

Ways to Help

Users

All are welcome, as long as you read and agree to the general disclaimer. The only real requirement is to create an email-confirmed account to edit articles (no anonymous editing allowed). GO TO THE FORUM, OUR CURRENT DISCORD SERVER, OR ASK ONE OF OUR ADMINS ON THEIR USER-TALK-PAGES FOR HELP. KTHX.

General

• Got a lulzworthy subject you feel needs to be written about? Submit it to the Needed/Proposed page and someone might pick it up. Make sure you check to see if there's already an article about the subject first.

• Patrol recent changes to see what others are doing.

• Ask questions at the Thizzlehat Junction Center.

Writing

• Write an article. This is the best thing you can do for ED.

• Check the Bad New Articles portal to see if there's anything that ought to be expanded or cleaned up.Avoid putting deathnotices on articles as there are usually better ways to do shit

• Check the list of wanted articles. This is automatically generated when two or more pages contain links to a page that doesn't yet exist.

• Expand on stubs.

• Rewrite crappy articles.

• Salvage death noticed article review random page.

Front page

• Suggest Good New Articles and Bad New Articles.

• Suggest Did you know...

• We're always in need of Article of the Now and Quote of the Now suggestions.
  • Picture of the Now and Video of the Now are also nice.

• Forum members should highlight good threads.

Images

• Add images to articles, or upload better versions of wanted images. Make sure you give your image a detailed name instead of a bunch of symbols or numbers so search engines can actually find them and link to them easier.

• Browse though unused images and files and find homes for them. Do not delete or put death notices on duplicate images, use the {{duplicate}} template instead.

Maintenance

• Eliminate dead-end pages by adding links to other articles, preferably lonely ones.

• Categorize articles. We have a list of existing categories and a list of uncategorized articles. To add an article to a category, click that page's edit link and at the bottom of the entry, type [[Category: (name of category)]] and click "Save Page." Use the "Show Preview" button to make sure you typed a category that exists (red links mean you failed). DO NOT create new categories.

• Update/Rotate a Portal. Seriously, this would be highly appreciated. The goal is to have each one changed once every two weeks or so. Anyone can do this.

Request editor privs

If you're interested in helping out further, request editor privs, assuming you've been around for a couple months or have otherwise proved yourself.

SysOp & Editor Tasks

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Editors

Editors are able to move and edit protected pages. They are expected to help maintain the Main Page. If you're a recently promoted editor and are unsure about something, ask for assistance. Don't be afraid of making mistakes.

• Check to make sure all the XOTN are set for the Main Page

• Review NewFiles for content that violates ED Policy. Editors can tag with {{delete}}.

• Article of the Now, Picture of the Now, Video of the Now, Quote of the Now and Thread of the Now.

• Good New Article and Bad New Article.

• Current Threat

• Did you know...

Administrators

• Review death notices and ban requests. Check the block log for any questionable bans.

• Also, all of the editor tasks apply to you as well

TJC Archives

inactive accounts on deathrow

how stale is the user list in Category:Deathrow? user creation is locked, right? which of those users actually need to be banned and which just need their user pages purged? is there a date to use for reference? h64 (talk) 12:33, 3 March 2025 (UTC)

Sorry

I got curb stomped by a gang of Irish hooligans and for some reason believed that St. Pat's was on the 14th. moved every thing to the 17th

The PolishPrince (talk)

4chan hack

The hack has subsided, everybody's talking and acting the same now on the site lol. Can we get rid of the current threat and change it to something more relevant?Globe-kun (talk) 20:05, 11 May 2025 (UTC)

ED Improvement Drive should be a thing again.

Also, please be recruiting new users as opportunities arise!--CrackRabbit | Talk to me|Contribs 16:56, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

Suggest new pages

For one, we need an article on the UK Online Safety Act, and one on Digital ID

Also more current memes. —CrackRabbit | Talk to me|Contribs 14:52, 27 November 2025 (UTC)

deathnotices/deathrow cleared

happy new year. h64 (talk) 23:33, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

nvm, {{sucks}} is now a deathnotice. h64 (talk) 03:15, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

Golden iPod

Can I get a Golden iPod made for Nautica Malone. He is 2025's Golden iPod winnar.

The PolishPrince (talk) 02:35, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

ai slop

never thought we'd have to codify this but i put ai slop in Encyclopedia Dramatica:Removal policy. also all these policy pages need to be rounded up into one probably. h64 (talk) 23:36, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

The stuff currently on the AI artwork page stays though, as it it is relevant to explaining the article subject. I'll put up a pagenotice to not add anymore tho.--CrackRabbit | Talk to me|Contribs 12:59, 12 January 2026 (UTC)