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==Christian Hartmann==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Christian Hartmann'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Christian Hartmann''', a 21-year-old student, entered a computer lab and opened fire on his ex-girlfriend Renata Alves, killing her, and wounded her boyfriend, Winston Goldoni, before becoming [[An Hero]].
===Background===
'''Christian Hartmann''' had been in a relationship with Renata Alves, which ended weeks before the incident. After the breakup, sources close to him reported that Hartmann showed signs of emotional instability and possessive behavior. Renata later began a relationship with Winston Goldoni, which reportedly intensified the personal conflicts between Hartmann and the couple. It is known that his father, '''Paulo Rodolpho Hartmann''', died before him.
===SHOOTING FUCK===
The attack took place in a computer lab at the polytechnic school. Hartmann entered armed and shot directly at Alves and Goldoni. Renata Alves died at the scene from her gunshot wounds. Winston Goldoni was wounded but survived after receiving medical attention. After the shooting, Hartmann took his own life inside the same lab.
===Loadout===
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{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA-->
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
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*'''Primary''': Browning Pistol
<center>[[Image:GTA4Icons44Pistol.png|50px]]</center>
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* daddy's Navy-supplied handgun '''17-24 Damage'''
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|}
</div>
=== Graded Score ===
{{GradedScore|0|Kill 1|0.5|Ok?|3|Well|4|...|0| |7.5|F-------------|A forgotten case that deserves to be remembered more than Suzano's}}
{{Wanted|1}}
===Gallery===
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File:ChristianHartmann HAPPY.jpg
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</center>
===External Links===
*{{wikilink|List_of_school_attacks_in_Brazil|TOW coverage}}
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<noinclude>[[Category:Loserinfo Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>
<noinclude>[[Category:Loserinfo Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

Latest revision as of 17:54, 5 December 2025

Chad DeSoto

Chad DeSoto
Born October 28, 1991 (34 years old)
Nationality: Guaman  
Highscore Killed 3, injured 11
Style Hack'N'Slash, Single Player
An Hero? Nope

Cuck Ryan DeSoto is a midget-sized cardboard-colored manlet who on February 12, 2013, crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 Nipponese tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.

The motive behind this one-digit kill mass attack? because the tourists resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend, who had broken up with him recently.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20 Only three killed...
Accuracy: 2/20 Do better next time
Style: 10/20 Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive
Butthurt: 1/20 Only Guam and the U.S BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit
Bonus: 20/20 For being the first second Guaman scorer
Total Score: 36/100 (D)
Manlet Uprising in Guam
See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force


Chase Garvey

Chase Garvey
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 4, injured 3
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes
Motive Cuck

Chase Garvey was an ugly ginger boy who, on July 6, 2024, had a fit of cuck rage over his ex-GF attending a birthday party that he wasn't invited to. After killing her and three others, he drove off, fled from the pigs, and an hero'd. He was also a pedophile who raped a 13-year-old girl he met on Snapchat.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 4/20
Accuracy: 11/20 4 killed, 3 injured
Style: 0/20 Cuck, ginger, child rapist. Pick a struggle, man
Butthurt: 3/20 Nobody outside Kentucky gave a fuck
Bonus: 6/20 Got his intended target
Total Score: 24/100 (F-)
Never give pedos guns
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


Christian Hartmann

Christian Hartmann
Nationality: Brazilian  
Highscore Killed 1, injured 1
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes

Christian Hartmann, a 21-year-old student, entered a computer lab and opened fire on his ex-girlfriend Renata Alves, killing her, and wounded her boyfriend, Winston Goldoni, before becoming An Hero.

Background

Christian Hartmann had been in a relationship with Renata Alves, which ended weeks before the incident. After the breakup, sources close to him reported that Hartmann showed signs of emotional instability and possessive behavior. Renata later began a relationship with Winston Goldoni, which reportedly intensified the personal conflicts between Hartmann and the couple. It is known that his father, Paulo Rodolpho Hartmann, died before him.

SHOOTING FUCK

The attack took place in a computer lab at the polytechnic school. Hartmann entered armed and shot directly at Alves and Goldoni. Renata Alves died at the scene from her gunshot wounds. Winston Goldoni was wounded but survived after receiving medical attention. After the shooting, Hartmann took his own life inside the same lab.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Browning Pistol
  • daddy's Navy-supplied handgun 17-24 Damage

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 Kill 1
Accuracy: 0.5/20 Ok?
Style: 3/20 Well
Butthurt: 4/20 ...
Bonus: 0/20
Total Score: 7.5/100 (F-------------)
A forgotten case that deserves to be remembered more than Suzano's
See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop