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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Hate}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Hatred of his teacher}}
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On 28 April 2014, '''William "Will" Cornick''', a 15-year-old former emo, psycho teenager and student at Corpus Christi Catholic College, knifed his teacher, Ann Maguire, to death before he was V&.
On 28 April 2014, '''William "Will" Cornick''', a 15-year-old former emo, psycho teenager and student at Corpus Christi Catholic College, knifed his teacher, Ann Maguire, to death before he was V&.
=== Lore ===
Will, was a british 15-year-old kid, who in class was described as polite and had [[Nerd|good grades]]. Even the teacher, who he had killed expressed her satisfaction to him. On 2013, when he was 14 to 15, he was diagnosed with [[Diabeetus|Diabetes]], making himself to self harm and also, when he knew that he couldn't go to the army because of this, he began to become more edgy and also expressed that he wanted to kill his teacher Ann Maguire. He also planned to a kill a pregnant woman and two other teachers, so he would become a mass killer, if he wasn't so pussy. He planned/plotting the attack for 3 years.


=== Crime ===
=== Crime ===


He also planned to a kill a pregnant woman and three other teachers, so he would become a mass killer, if he wasn't so pussy. Ok, so on that day, Will, armed with a 21cm knife, entered the classroom, where spanish classes were held and he should assist that classes, but instead, he pulled out the knife and stabbed Ann Maguire, his spanish teacher, 7 times in the neck and chest. She fell to the ground, liveless while he, silently, left the class. Then Cornick returned to the class and told edgydly to one classmate "It's a shame that I couldn't kill Maguire" ([[spoiler]]:He did). Cornick had brought a bottle of whisky to "celebrate" and admitted he planned to kill two other teachers. William, will spend his sucking [[Bubba|boobah]]'s toenails for 21 years.
Ok, so on that day, Will, armed with a 21cm knife, left his class and entered the classroom, where [[Spain|spanish]] classes were held and he shouldn't assist that classes. Cornick, pulled out the knife and stabbed 61-year-old Ann Maguire, his spanish teacher, 7 times in the neck, back and chest. Ann fled Cornick's thirst of blood, but he still went after her and he didn't stop stabbing her. Ann Maguire died at the hospital. Then Cornick returned to his class and told edgydly to one classmate "It's a shame that I couldn't kill Maguire" ([[spoiler]]:He did). Cornick had brought a bottle of whisky to "celebrate", but he couldn't drink it.  
 
William, will spend his sucking [[Bubba|boobah]]'s toenails for 21 years.


=== Gallery ===
=== Gallery ===
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File:AnnM.jpg|The killed teacher
File:AnnM.jpg|The killed teacher
File:CornickCourtSketch.jpeg|Trial sketch
File:CornickCourtSketch.jpeg|Trial sketch
File:WillAnimu.jpg|Everyone has his happy ending ([[Oguzhan Sert|or not]])
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=== Graded Score ===
=== Graded Score ===


{{GradedScore|1| |10|Only one victim, planned to aim more|5|Nothing new or cool |10|Even the pope talked about the incident <br> Too much lulz for a single murder at a school|5| Good you left that shit phase out|31|F+|Never trust a former emo}}
{{GradedScore|1| |10|Only one victim <br> planned to aim more|5|Nothing new or cool |10|Even the pope talked about the incident <br> Too much lulz for a single murder at a school|5| Good you left that shit phase out|31|F+|Never trust a former emo}}


{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Oldschool britcop.png|120px]]|Constabulary}}
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Oldschool britcop.png|120px]]|Constabulary}}
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{{Wikilink|Murder_of_Ann_Maguire|TOW coverage}}
{{Wikilink|Murder_of_Ann_Maguire|TOW coverage}}
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Latest revision as of 12:04, 27 August 2025

Will Cornick

William Cornick
Born June 26, 1998 (27-years-old)
Nationality: Britfag   Brittain
Highscore Killed 1
Style Single player, Hack'n'Slash
An Hero? Nope
Motive Hatred of his teacher


On 28 April 2014, William "Will" Cornick, a 15-year-old former emo, psycho teenager and student at Corpus Christi Catholic College, knifed his teacher, Ann Maguire, to death before he was V&.

Lore

Will, was a british 15-year-old kid, who in class was described as polite and had good grades. Even the teacher, who he had killed expressed her satisfaction to him. On 2013, when he was 14 to 15, he was diagnosed with Diabetes, making himself to self harm and also, when he knew that he couldn't go to the army because of this, he began to become more edgy and also expressed that he wanted to kill his teacher Ann Maguire. He also planned to a kill a pregnant woman and two other teachers, so he would become a mass killer, if he wasn't so pussy. He planned/plotting the attack for 3 years.

Crime

Ok, so on that day, Will, armed with a 21cm knife, left his class and entered the classroom, where spanish classes were held and he shouldn't assist that classes. Cornick, pulled out the knife and stabbed 61-year-old Ann Maguire, his spanish teacher, 7 times in the neck, back and chest. Ann fled Cornick's thirst of blood, but he still went after her and he didn't stop stabbing her. Ann Maguire died at the hospital. Then Cornick returned to his class and told edgydly to one classmate "It's a shame that I couldn't kill Maguire" (spoiler:He did). Cornick had brought a bottle of whisky to "celebrate", but he couldn't drink it.

William, will spend his sucking boobah's toenails for 21 years.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20
Accuracy: 10/20 Only one victim
planned to aim more
Style: 5/20 Nothing new or cool
Butthurt: 10/20 Even the pope talked about the incident
Too much lulz for a single murder at a school
Bonus: 5/20 Good you left that shit phase out
Total Score: 31/100 (F+)
Never trust a former emo
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