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| | == Truth == |
| | Because there's no pics or video of her self-pwnage, [[Pics or it didn't happen|it probably didn't happen]], and was instead an [[Bailout Plan|elaborate but poorly thought plan]] to raise ratings for Gentle Ben. |
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| {{ib|[[File:UpThere.jpeg|200px]]}} | | {{Quote|On January 31st, 2017, a video titled "Freaky 5 - Lost Footage" was uploaded by a YouTuber called [[Tentacle Rape|NationSquid]] [...] At the end of the video, at 8 minutes and 46 seconds, [[Livestreaming suicide|there appears to be footage of the suicide as it happened]]. It is in [[Before the internets|black and white]], with distorted audio and video. Since then, many users on YouTube have since [[Copy n' paste|re-uploaded]] the so-called "footage". [...] On February 13th, 2017, the footage seen in NationSquid's video was [[Hoax|confirmed fake]] by Gordon Galbraith, who was the news director of the Newswatch program at WXLT-TV (now WWSB-TV) that Christine hosted at the time of her suicide.|[https://lostmediawiki.com/Christine_Chubbuck_(partially_found_on-air_suicide_footage_of_television_news_reporter;_1974) As per the autists at the Lost Media Wiki] {{archive|nEiI1}}}} |
| {{Ibhead|<big>'''Islamic State: Team Khorasan'''</big>}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tajikistan|Tajik]] [[File:Tajikistan-flag.gif|24px]]}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed ~139, injured 182+}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|6th!!!]]}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No???}}
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| On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the [[London sandnigger attack 2017]]), four of Allah's finest [[Goatfuckers|commandos]] of the [[Ukraine|Islamic State]] decided to recreate [[Modern Warfare 2|No Russian]] IRL. As the Russian bear is
| | [[Tl;dr]] the video and audio above is [[Fake and Gay|'''FAKE AND GAY''']][[Oneoneone|!1!1]] Though [[You|anyone who's seen enough edgy suicide comps]] would've probably already known. The real footage is [[b&]] everywhere but is confirmed to still exist, currently being withheld by the rich [[kikes]] of [[MSM]] who are hogging the tape for their [[QAnon|own sick purposes]] and are actively [[Anti-feminist|working against Christine's wishes]] of [[Attention whore|having her suicide shared with the world]]. |
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| == The Backstory ==
| | HOWEVER in 2021 a {{yt|ch|UCzfeUEWpvzv1Hv1CPSZbcFg|shitty brainrot meme channel}} somehow found a [[Bullshit|totally legit]] copy of the audio and uploaded it to the tubez for all to enjoy, only before [[SHUT IT DOWN|taking it down]] after suffering [[troll's remorse]] [[OP is a faggot|like a fag]]. It has been [[Fukken saved|reuploaded]] on [[archive.org]] for all you [[sick fucks]] who still want to hear: |
| | | *{{archiveorg|full-audio-of-christine-chubbucks-suncoast-digest-07-15-1974_202104}} |
| ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.
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| == Remember, No Russian ==
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| [[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]
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| They walked in, started shooting, yada yada.
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| ===Loadout===
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| !colspan="2"|Class Setup
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| *'''Primary''': AK Rifle
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| <center>[[Image:GTA4IconsAK47.png|130px]]</center>
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| *With camo skin unlocked.
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| *'''Secondary''': Dull Knife
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| <center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|130px]]</center>
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| *Isn't very useful for beheading.
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| *'''Thrown''': MoLOLtov Cocktails
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| <center>[[Image:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|130px]]</center>
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| *Extra effective against structures.
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| == Gameplay Footage ==
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| === Spectator Mode ===
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| |{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #ffcc00;|font-weight: bold; | |
| |[[File:MoscowMuslimsTopDown.mp4|center]]'''Top-down gameplay'''
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| |[[File:ISISBodyStacking.mp4|center|250px]]
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| |[[File:IsThisPartOfTheShow.mp4|center]]
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| === First-Person Mode ===
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| <center>{{frame|[[File:ISISposting.mp4|center|600px]]<center>'''A video taken by the shooters themselves'''</center>|border=#ffa004|background=#ffa004}}</center>
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| === Something's Burning ===
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| |{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #9A1818;|font-weight: bold;
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| |[[File:Moscow-BurnBabyBurn.mp4|center|250px]]
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| |[[File:Moscow-That'sHot.mp4|center|400px]]
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| === Propaganda ===
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| <center>{{frame|[[File:ISISmovieTrailer.mp4|center|400px]]<center>'''The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from<br>the attack into an action movie trailer'''</center>|border=#DBD8CD|background=#DBD8CD}}</center>
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| == Not Your Usual Shitskins ==
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| This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.
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| They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.
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| === Welcome to the Gulag ===
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| [[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it.]] | |
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| File:Muhammаdsobir Faizov.jpg|Before Russia
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| File:EyeSeeYou.jpg|After Russia<br>(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
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| File:MoscowMassacre-EarMan.jpg|The guy from above
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| File:IAteMyEar.jpg
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| File:BuzzerBalls.jpeg|[[Abu Ghraib|Look familiar?]]
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| </gallery>}}
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| == Let The Finger-Pointing Commence! ==
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| === "It Was ISIS" ===
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| [[File:ICan'tReadThatShit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The warriors on an the Islamic State's news article]] | |
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| === "It Was THE WEST" ===
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| *US embassy warning
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| *US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
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| *UKRAINE
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| *They were going to UKRAINE
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| <center>{{frame|<youtube>i9m6X-tbe2s</youtube>|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}</center>
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| === "It Was RUSSIA" ===
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| === "It Was SAM HYDE" ===
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| === [[Jews did WTC|"IT WAS DA JOOS"]] ===
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| <center>{{frame|[[File:JewsDidRussia.mp4|center]]|border=#84C133|background=#84C133}}</center>
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| == Graded Score ==
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| {{GradedScore|139|(Over 180 injuries)|10|Unsurprising.|12|Nothing we haven't seen before. [[Brenton Tarrant|At least they recorded it.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|201|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}
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| {{Wanted|5}}
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| == See Also ==
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| == External Links ==
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| *{{wikilink|Crocus_City_Hall_attack|On TOW}} | |
| *{{EDF|t|new-high-score-attempted-in-moscow.8164|EDF thread}}
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| *{{EDF|t|moscow-mall-concert-attack.8169|Another EDF thread}}
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| *{{kf|11626/#post-18013386|Much more insightful Kiwifarms thread}}
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| *{{KYM|memes/events/2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack|Even KnowYourMeme covered this}}
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| *'''[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/143962/megathread-crocus-city-hall-mass-shooting WatchPeopleDie megathread]''' (Need an account but a shit ton of videos can be found here. The best are already on this page though.)
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Truth
Because there's no pics or video of her self-pwnage, it probably didn't happen, and was instead an elaborate but poorly thought plan to raise ratings for Gentle Ben.
Tl;dr the video and audio above is FAKE AND GAY!1!1 Though anyone who's seen enough edgy suicide comps would've probably already known. The real footage is b& everywhere but is confirmed to still exist, currently being withheld by the rich kikes of MSM who are hogging the tape for their own sick purposes and are actively working against Christine's wishes of having her suicide shared with the world.
HOWEVER in 2021 a 
shitty brainrot meme channel somehow found a totally legit copy of the audio and uploaded it to the tubez for all to enjoy, only before taking it down after suffering troll's remorse like a fag. It has been reuploaded on archive.org for all you sick fucks who still want to hear:
