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Jesse H{{nazi}} (aka. FluffyPup357758 on Xbox Live and HailVictory1488! on discord) is an autistic neo-nazi with no life whatsoever whose diet mainly consists of cheeseburger chips, mozzarella sticks (which he can prepare himself :D), big salads (without the dressing),6 packs of shit beer, cigarettes and the big cum. Many people would consider him an autistic basement dweller, but he actually lives in the attic in his grandmother's house, also he does not have full-blown autism but Asperger syndrome, also known as Asperger's. He enjoys getting mad on Xbox Live, blaming jews for every problem in his life and making youtube videos that prevent him from getting a job(it's da joos fault). He looks up to his lord and saviour [[Adolf Hitler]]. His room is nicely decorated with SS and Confederate flags, and filled with nazi symbolism. He loves to wear his beanie with the German eagle and a swastika around in public. He wears basketball shorts and a t-shirt all year round, even in freezing cold and never takes off his running shoes even though he, and I quote:"Does not work out at all".He runs around the street shouting heil Hitler in his autistic outbursts, while wearing his nazi clothing(only if he feels extra fancy). He likes to show his friends his 3 inch peen. He is super proud of his 56% white genes thinking that he is actually aryan. He does not approve of his mother's relationship with a hawaiian man, referring to him as a 'pineapple nigger'. He is not aware of the fact that you have to change the way you speak when you make jokes.  
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[[File:Drunk.png|thumb|Alchohol addiction, another one of his many things he blames the Jews for.]]
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[[File:Mr.Jesse.png|thumb|This is our beloved Jesse H. with some of his quotes]]
Quotes:
* "Oh, to be honest I've never had anyone"
* "Can I get a picture of you sucking on your toes up close?"
* "When I was younger I had ADHD"
* "I'm eating gogurts their really good"
* "When I was in school between 7-9 grade my IQ was 98"


Stuff he is good at:
* Foot fetishes
* Death threats to 10 year old children
* Master of the microwave
* Master of masturbation
* Accidentally sending his 3 inch peen to everyone in the discord server
* Can make mozzarella sticks and pizza bites in the oven(which according to him he uses for killing jews)


[[File:Dropout.png|thumb|Jesse is very proud of his below average IQ from when he was a child. We can assume that years of fapping and never leaving his home has likely lowered it.]]
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[[File:Drop6.png|thumb|He apparently also had ADHD, unsurprisingly.]]
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== Life Before neo-Nazism: ==
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Before his shift into neo-Nazism, Jesse lived a shitty childhood in the nurturing care of his loving mother who tried to bring him up on Christian values and the path of success, only to reject that and become a hardcore atheist and later a fagnostic. He was raised under homeschooling before being thrown into the public schools where years of social isolation and aspergers made him an outcast among his peers.
{{Timeline|Article of the Nao April 14, [[2011]]|[[Pool's Closed]]<br />for [[OhInternet|beached]] [[whale]] [[Exploding Whale|removal]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[So i herd u liek mudkip]]}}
He claims he made "straight As" and was a great student in middle school, but doesn't have anything left to show now that he's dropped out of 11th grade and without an education. He dropped out of highschool with the excuse of it being "Marxist brainwashing," clearly showing that he has no mind of his own. However, he has said that he still studies on his own, which is limited to him just sitting in his room all day watching redpill videos on JewTube. His father was barely ever around to teach young Jesse how to not be a beta faggot, which ultimately led to him becoming one. However, his father is known to give his son big boxes of 45-pack Walmart cookies (Jesse's favorite cookie in the whole world :D.
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 27 and 28, [[2013]]|[[Aush0k]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[BioShock Infinite]]}}
 
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== Jesse's Health: ==
 
    Because Jesse is autistic and doesn't have very high standards, he has had a life where every problem he has has a bullshit excuse made by him. As mentioned previously, Jesse has very little of a life outside of eating and playing video games, but is, surprisingly, quite skinny. However, this is mainly due in part to his unhealthy habit of skipping meals constantly followed by binge eating fast and junk foods. He may not be training to fight a race war in real life, but you can bet he's busy doing it in his all-time favorite game Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 (almost making him the Chris-chan of edgy neo-nazis). Jesse also has more addictions than friends, notably his alcoholism, addiction to smoking cigarettes, excessive porn and fapping (to feet more than likely), junk food, Subway (cuz dat shit is healthy for us aryans amirite?), and Xbox. Jesse never in his life has had a consistent sleep schedule, due to him staying up late without restraint playing vidya. This results in him crashing at 9 in the morning and waking up at 9 at night to start the cycle all over again (THE PERFECT LIFESTYLE FOR A TRUE NATIONAL SOCIALIST!).
 
== Jesse's Social Skills: ==
 
      Jesse has an obsession with constantly making jokes about niggers when he isn't going on a tangent about how jews rule the world with the very few people who agree to talk to him. This, as a result, has offered him very few friends apart from the people who like to fuck with him online. In fact, you'll often find Jesse replacing words in songs and jokes with 'nigger' just because he is so obsessed with hating them.
 
== Jesse's "Political Ideologies": ==
 
 
 
Jesse's Clone: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/local/wp/2018/02/23/feature/i-dont-know-how-you-got-this-way-a-young-neo-nazi-reveals-himself-to-his-family/?utm_term=.9fdd25dfef24

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