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[[File:BonziWORLD.png|thumb|right|"Leading the [[Windows XP|industry]] of [[Recolor|originality]]."]]
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[[File:BonziWORLDDancingBaby.png|thumb|right|Typical sighting at the purple chimphouse.]]
[[File:BonziWORLDDancingBaby.png|thumb|right|Typical sighting at the purple chimphouse.]]


From an outsider or the "[[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?|what-the-fuck-is-this]]" perspective, '''BonziWORLD''' (AKA "'''[[Acronym|BW]]'''") seems like a simple, irrelevant and shitty [[9gag|meme site]] where the dankest and kewlest memelords congregate like rats to talk about the [[Bonzi Buddy|titular virus ape]] and do epic shitposting. However - as is the case with all things [[OTI]] - all it takes for this innocent viewpoint to break, is a closer look.
From an outsider or the "[[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?|what-the-fuck-is-this]]" perspective, '''BonziWORLD''' (AKA "'''[[Acronym|BW]]'''") seems like a simple, irrelevant and shitty [[9gag|meme site]] where the dankest and kewlest memelords congregate like rats to talk about the [[Bonzi Buddy|titular virus ape]] and do epic shitposting. However - as is the case with all things [[OTI]] - all it takes for this innocent viewpoint to break, is a closer look. Other than the fact that it's a cesspool full of retarted niggers , it's main purpose is used by the owner for datamining , he even confessed that in [[twitter]] .
 
BonziWORLD indeed is a shitty meme-based chat client stylized as your [[Granny]]'s PC getting raped by the infamous Web 1.0 purple [[nigger]], but what it and its reputation has turned into goes beyond anyone's comprehension. Created on August 22nd, 2016 by some [[weeaboo]] [[Sonicfag]] called "''heyjoeway''" ([[Powerword|Joseph Judge]]), it evolved into a yet another [[hugbox]] for and underage [[Vyond|GoFag]] [[mexico|spic]][[underage B&|lets]] with [[Asperger's syndrome|mental diseases]]; shocking I know. Despite the site being promoted as anonymous, everyone [[namefag]]s and even colorfags themselves. The site also spawned 100 terabytes worth of neurotic content on [[YouTube|JewTube]], all of which is 20 minutes of "gameplays".
BonziWORLD indeed is a shitty meme-based chat client stylized as your [[Granny]]'s PC getting raped by the infamous Web 1.0 purple [[nigger]], but what it and its reputation has turned into goes beyond anyone's comprehension. Created on August 22nd, 2016 by some [[weeaboo]] [[Sonicfag]] called "''heyjoeway''" ([[Powerword|Joseph Judge]]), it evolved into a yet another [[hugbox]] for and underage [[Vyond|GoFag]] [[mexico|spic]][[underage B&|lets]] with [[Asperger's syndrome|mental diseases]]; shocking I know. Despite the site being promoted as anonymous, everyone [[namefag]]s and even colorfags themselves. The site also spawned 100 terabytes worth of neurotic content on [[YouTube|JewTube]], all of which is 20 minutes of "gameplays".


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'''Bonziworld.org-exclusive Commands:'''
'''Bonziworld.org-exclusive Commands:'''


*''/hail [name]'' - The opposite of /asshole, used to hail users. Just like /asshole, you can right-click a Bonzi and select "Heil" to do the same thing.
*''/heil [name]'' - The opposite of /asshole, used to hail users. Just like /asshole, you can right-click a Bonzi and select "Heil" to do the same thing.
*''/image [url]'' - Posts an image. There is no blacklisting of any kind so [[jailbait]] might be sent (and often is).
*''/image [url]'' - Posts an image. There is no blacklisting of any kind so [[jailbait]] might be sent (and often is).
*''/video [url]'' - Same thing as above but for autoplaying videos.
*''/video [url]'' - Same thing as above but for autoplaying videos.
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===The Big One===
===The Big One===
This is the only popular BonziWORLD server as of November 2023. The others are dead ghost towns with 0 users:
This is the only popular BonziWORLD server as of November 2023. The others are dead ghost towns with 0 users:
*'''{{pl|[https://bonziworld.org/ bonziworld.org]}}''' (formerly '''bonzi.ga''' and '''bonzi.lol'''){{nazi}} - A somewhat lulzy server, and the only server people go to. You can cosplay as [[George Floyd]] or a [[kike]]. Best for generating lulz thanks to its removal of the mute button as well as a chat log, so for once you didn't have to always have your finger over the Print Screen key. It and its inactive Discord server, "[[Polandball|Warsaw]]", are currently the "official" (dominant) BonziWORLD server and Discord, respectively. It became '''the''' BonziWORLD server after pounding BWR into the ground (or rather [[in the ass]]), making Seamus (aforementioned owner of BWR) very butthurt. It was a gradual process, but December 1st is the official BW.org overshadowed BWR, officially ending Seamus's [[Shotacat|little boy harvest]]. Eventually it went the bonzi.world route and became a dead and lulzless ghost town only populated by airheaded infants not worth milking and the owner's fanatics.
*'''{{pl|[https://bonziworld.org/ bonziworld.org]}}''' (formerly '''bonzi.ga''' and '''bonzi.lol'''){{nazi}} - A somewhat lulzy server, and the only server people go to. You can cosplay as [[George Floyd]] or a [[kike]]. Best for generating lulz thanks to its removal of the mute button as well as a chat log, so for once you didn't have to always have your finger over the Print Screen key. It and its inactive Discord server, "[[Polandball|Warsaw]]", are currently the "official" (dominant) BonziWORLD server and Discord, respectively. It became '''the''' BonziWORLD server after pounding BWR into the ground (or rather [[in the ass]]), making Seamus (aforementioned owner of BWR) very butthurt. It was a gradual process, but on Dec. 1st, BW.org officially overshadowed BWR, officially ending Seamus's [[Shotacat|little boy harvest]] on his shitstub. Eventually it went the bonzi.world route and became a dead and lulzless ghost town only populated by airheaded infants not worth milking and the owner's fanatics. It was completely rewritten from scratch on March 14, 2024; meaning most BonziWORLD scripts won't work on .org without a little modification.


===Smaller Servers===
===Smaller Servers===
Dead ghost town servers nobody uses. Usually have 0 users online (rarely 1, 2 or even 3). When they aren't ghost towns, it's usually because bonziworld.org is offline.
Dead ghost town servers nobody uses. Usually have 0 users online (rarely 1, 2 or even 3). When they aren't ghost towns, it's usually because bonziworld.org is offline.
*'''{{pl|[https://bonziworld.co/ BonziWORLD Revived]}}''' (formerly '''BonziWORLD+''', '''BonziWORLD Revived+''', '''BonziVERSE''' and '''BonziWORLD Community Edition'''; a.k.a. '''BWR(+)''' and '''BWCE''') - A shitty bloated server made by a [[bipolar]] faggot called Seamus Cremeens, who can't decide if he loves or hates BonziWORLD. It '''only''' became popular thanks to Seamus & Friends injecting "malware" (annoying scripts that do nothing) into other BonziWORLD servers until there were none left but BWR. It has actual active moderation, which actually spawned a shit ton of [[Angry Homo Kid|angry homo videos]] of Bonzifags BAWWWWWWing. The site keeps getting killed off and revived 24/7 to this very day (by the aforementioned bipolar faggot) and therefore can't be qualified as either alive or dead. Seamus also makes [[over 9000]] spin-offs of the website that [[nobody cares|not a single living, conscious, non-autistic soul gives a slightest fuck about]]. After getting buttraped by bonziworld.org in late 2022, it became a ghost town only used by Seamus, his butt buddy moderators, and his die-hard defenders. Required a Chrome extension from September to October of 2023; most likely in a vain attempt to filter out "le ebil bonziworld.org nahzees".
*'''{{pl|[http://jabba.bonziworld.org:81/ OnuteWORLD]}}/{{pl|[http://jabba.bonziworld.org:2095/ HyperWORLD FE]}} (formerly BonziWORLD FE)''' - A bloated clusterfuck that has 100000000000ms latency. The site's [[retarded]] skid owner [[#Onute Saulute|Danielius Paulavičius]] (Onute "Jabba" Saulute) [[dox|logs people's IPs]] when they use the site. Its earlier UI would give you both a [[seizure]] and [[AIDS]], killing you instantly. There is also a BonziWORLD FE (short for "Fastest Edition" which is the polar opposite of what the site is), which is OnuteWORLD but worse; with 100 useless BFDI character skins and a '''color changer that literally crashes the site'''.
**'''Fun Fact:''' Seamus and his circlejerk LOVE to shill BWR on bonziworld.org (and sometimes on here too, like [[User:Daniel Strikez|this faggot]]); because of this posting BWR's link on bonziworld.org once leaked your IP (however Fune, the owner of bonziworld.org, has removed the IP leaker as of August 2023).
**'''Fun Fact #2:''' In general both owners are extensively shilling their shit here in one way or another like the power-hungry attention whores they are (typical behavior for a BW server owner).
*'''{{pl|[http://jabba.bonzi.lol:81/ OnuteWORLD]}}/{{pl|[http://jabba.bonzi.lol:2095/ BonziWORLD FE]}}''' - A bloated clusterfuck that has 100000000000ms latency. The site's [[retarded]] skid owner [[#Onute Saulute|Danielius Paulavičius]] (Onute "Jabba" Saulute) [[dox|logs people's IPs]] when they use the site. Its earlier UI would give you both a [[seizure]] and [[AIDS]], killing you instantly. There is also a BonziWORLD FE (short for "Fastest Edition" which is the polar opposite of what the site is), which is OnuteWORLD but worse; with 100 useless BFDI character skins and a '''color changer that literally crashes the site'''.


===Dead===
===Dead===
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*'''bonzi.world''' (formerly '''bonzi.dega.io''') - Became the "main" BonziWORLD server after bonziworld.com shut down. It had a slightly better choice of features and a [[fag]]gy modernistic UI shit added to it that [[facepalm|contradicted the whole point of having BonziWORLD to look like Windows XP in the first place]]. Was barely moderated to attract more infants. Also, you could donate with [[cryptocurrency|e-shekels]] to "keep BonziWORLD alive". Went down from October 7th, 2019 to January 2020 because of Seamus injecting annoying skiddie scripts to it to get kiddies to move to BWR. [[And nothing of value was lost|The site got shut down on May 20th, 2022, along with its classic counterpart]].
*'''bonzi.world''' (formerly '''bonzi.dega.io''') - Became the "main" BonziWORLD server after bonziworld.com shut down. It had a slightly better choice of features and a [[fag]]gy modernistic UI shit added to it that [[facepalm|contradicted the whole point of having BonziWORLD to look like Windows XP in the first place]]. Was barely moderated to attract more infants. Also, you could donate with [[cryptocurrency|e-shekels]] to "keep BonziWORLD alive". Went down from October 7th, 2019 to January 2020 because of Seamus injecting annoying skiddie scripts to it to get kiddies to move to BWR. [[And nothing of value was lost|The site got shut down on May 20th, 2022, along with its classic counterpart]].
:*'''classic.bonzi.world''' - bonzi.world's even more [[retarded]] equivalent. This one was [[anarchy|never even moderated]] and the latest patch happened [[never]], and thus it was a warzone of screaming 9-year-olds that shit out grounded threats that go on for eternity once [[troll]]ed.
:*'''classic.bonzi.world''' - bonzi.world's even more [[retarded]] equivalent. This one was [[anarchy|never even moderated]] and the latest patch happened [[never]], and thus it was a warzone of screaming 9-year-olds that shit out grounded threats that go on for eternity once [[troll]]ed.
*'''server.erik.red''' (formerly '''bonzi.erik.red''') - Some port forward that was mostly similar to vanilla BW but with extra features that [[nobody cares|nobody used]] such as DMs, stickers, extra colors, and whatever. It used to be the main autism basket after bonzi.world's final shutdown; with your favorite baby raging autismals. The site was closed down on August 14th, 2022, revived as a response to bonzi.lol's growth at the request of Seamus, and then raped to death by DDOSing.
*'''BonziWORLD Revived''' (formerly '''BonziWORLD+''', '''BonziWORLD Revived+''', '''BonziVERSE''' and '''BonziWORLD Community Edition'''; a.k.a. '''BWR(+)''' and '''BWCE''') - A shitty bloated server made by a [[bipolar]] faggot called Seamus Cremeens, who can't decide if he loves or hates BonziWORLD. It '''only''' became popular thanks to Seamus & Friends injecting "malware" (annoying scripts that do nothing) into other BonziWORLD servers until there were none left but BWR. It had actual active moderation, which actually spawned a shit ton of [[Angry Homo Kid|angry homo videos]] of Bonzifags BAWWWWWWing. The site keeps getting killed off and revived 24/7 to this very day (by the aforementioned bipolar faggot) and therefore can't be qualified as either alive or dead. Seamus also makes [[over 9000]] spin-offs of the website that [[nobody cares|not a single living, conscious, non-autistic soul gives a slightest fuck about]]. After getting buttraped by bonziworld.org in late 2022, it became a ghost town only used by Seamus, his butt buddy moderators, and his die-hard defenders. Required a Chrome extension from September to October of 2023; most likely in a vain attempt to filter out "le ebil bonziworld.org nahzees". Its end finally came when Seamus' mom was called and she eventually forced her son to end this abomination for good.
**'''Fun Fact:''' Seamus and his circlejerk LOVED to shill BWR on bonziworld.org (and sometimes on here too, like [[User:Daniel Strikez|this faggot]]); because of this posting BWR's link on bonziworld.org once leaked your IP (however Fune, the owner of bonziworld.org, removed the IP leaker as of August 2023).
**'''Fun Fact #2:''' In general both owners are extensively shilling their shit here in one way or another like the power-hungry attention whores they are (typical behavior for a BW server owner).
*'''server.erik.red:3000''' (formerly '''bonzi.erik.red:3000''') - Some port forward that was mostly similar to vanilla BW but with extra features that [[nobody cares|nobody used]] such as DMs, stickers, extra colors, and whatever. It used to be the main autism basket after bonzi.world's final shutdown; with your favorite baby raging autismals. The site was closed down on August 14th, 2022, revived as a response to bonzi.lol's growth at the request of Seamus, and then raped to death by DDOSing.
*'''Uranohoshi.in''' (AKA ''New! BonziWORLD'') - A short-lived Windows 10 UI server. It had the most useless skins and colors to the point where they started including [[Mario]] characters and [[OC]]s of some [[UTTP]] [[sandnigger]]s with 10 subscribers. Assraped by BWR and turned into some [[animu]] school website. The domain is currently being used as one of the many OnuteWORLD/BonziWORLD FE mirrors.
*'''Uranohoshi.in''' (AKA ''New! BonziWORLD'') - A short-lived Windows 10 UI server. It had the most useless skins and colors to the point where they started including [[Mario]] characters and [[OC]]s of some [[UTTP]] [[sandnigger]]s with 10 subscribers. Assraped by BWR and turned into some [[animu]] school website. The domain is currently being used as one of the many OnuteWORLD/BonziWORLD FE mirrors.


=== The Death of bonziworld.com ===
=== The Death of bonziworld.com ===
Since 2017, BonziSHART has been getting more spoiled and autistic every single day. In 2018, some poor misguided soul realized the potential in the fact that BW was so cheaply made; having [[over 9000]] vulnerabilities up the ass. Soon after, a [[skiddie]] revolution occurred and the chatrooms got flooded with spambots and poorly-coded [[JavaScript]] raid snippets; eventually pushing Joe into killing off the site, hoping it would kill the cancerous plague that infected it. Thousands of BonziTARDS started [[BAWWWWW]]ing and [[Dying alone|demanded the piss litter to return]], but it never did, fortunately. The same participants in this skid circlejerk then went on to make their own semen-iced ship-heap re-runs.
Since 2017, BonziSHART was getting more spoiled and autistic every single day. In 2018, some poor misguided soul realized the potential in the fact that BW was horrendously programmed and had security vulnerabilities galore. Soon after, a [[skiddie]] revolution occurred and the chatrooms got flooded with spambots and poorly-coded [[JavaScript]] raid snippets; eventually pushing Joe into killing off the site, hoping it would kill the cancerous plague that infected it. Thousands of BonziTARDS started [[BAWWWWW]]ing and [[Dying alone|demanded the piss litter to return]], but it never did, fortunately. The same participants in this skid circlejerk then went on to make their own semen-iced ship-heap re-runs.




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BonziWORLD is a giant shitpot filled with GoFags, Objectfags, Skiddies and alike, so you could visit [[Skid|a]] [[Vyond|few]] [[Battle For Dream Island|pages]] and their "Trolling" sections, as most of those will also work on Bonzifags. Here are the fun ways you can get them to rage.
BonziWORLD is a giant shitpot filled with GoFags, Objectfags, Skiddies and alike, so you could visit [[Skid|a]] [[Vyond|few]] [[Battle For Dream Island|pages]] and their "Trolling" sections, as most of those will also work on Bonzifags. Here are the fun ways you can get them to rage.


*Insult. That's literally it.
*Insult. That's literally it. '''Any''' insult.
*Tell them that [[Truth|BonziWORLD sucks]].
*Tell them that [[Truth|BonziWORLD sucks]].
*Call them a "kiddie".
*Call them a "kiddie".
*If the BonziFAG in question is a Seamus white knight, disrepect Seamus and/or show any positive feelings toward bonziworld.org.
*If the BonziFAG in question is a Seamus white knight, disrepect Seamus and/or show any positive feelings toward bonziworld.org.
*Likewise, if the BonziFAG in question is a Fune white knight, disrepect Fune and/or show any positive feelings toward bonziworld.co. Either way the outcome is similar.
*Vice versa, if the BonziFAG in question is a Fune white knight, disrepect Fune and/or show any positive feelings toward bonziworld.co. Either way the outcome is similar.
*Make fun of anything they like.
*Make fun of anything they like.
*Call them a BonziTARD/Bonzifag/Bonzicunt/whatever.
*Call them a BonziTARD/Bonzifag/Bonzicunt/whatever.
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Diogo ('''[[Powerword]]:''' ''Diogo Miguel Barros Mendes'', known under the nickname "'''Doggis'''") is a severely [[autistic]] {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[portugal|Portuguese Tardoid]] who might be the closest thing you'll get to the BonziWORLD's [[CWC]]; and who has online dated people on the website. He started out as an objectfag on [[YouTube]] who got popular from his poorly-made logo edits, [[lolwut|reaching 400,000 subscribers]] before he got haxed.
Diogo ('''[[Powerword]]:''' ''Diogo Miguel Barros Mendes'', known under the nickname "'''Doggis'''") is a severely [[autistic]] {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[portugal|Portuguese Tardoid]] who might be the closest thing you'll get to the BonziWORLD's [[CWC]]; and who has online dated people on the website. He started out as an objectfag on [[YouTube]] who got popular from his poorly-made logo edits, [[lolwut|reaching 400,000 subscribers]] before he got haxed.


Diogo was the one to make the site popular among toxic logo kids, whereas in the beginning it was only used by [[Vinesauce|Vargskelethor]] fanboys. As such, he is very popular to this day. Ever since [[2017]], the [[Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus|fetid children]] of this site [[religion|worship]]ped this [[faggot]] and sucked his cock every minute they got. Eventually, the entire chat client became a shitfest [[assburgers]] playground full of [[underage]] GoFags. In 2020, Diogo's scary and certainly spergy wrongdoings caused the lightswitch to flip over, with every BW child suddenly hating his guts. Nowadays almost everyone hates Diogo, and a lot of logofags and [[13-year-old boys]] use his rage videos as [[forced meme]] material and give Diogo group chat invitations to torment him.
Diogo made the site popular among toxic logo kids back in its early days when it was only used by [[Vinesauce|Vargskelethor]] fanboys. As such, he is very popular to this day. Ever since [[2017]], the [[Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus|fetid children]] of this site [[religion|worship]]ped this [[faggot]] and sucked his cock every minute they got. Eventually, the entire chat client became a shitfest [[assburgers]] playground full of [[underage]] GoFags. In 2020, Diogo's scary and certainly spergy wrongdoings caused the lightswitch to flip over, with every BW child suddenly hating his guts. Nowadays almost everyone hates Diogo, and a lot of logofags and [[13-year-old boys]] use his rage videos as [[forced meme]] material and give Diogo group chat invitations to torment him.


Other than that, he did shitty [[webcam]] videos where he [[rage]]d over some minor [[bullshit]] like dislikes or being called a [[nickname|name]]. He also made retarded reaction videos to whatever garbage his cocksuckers sent to him. Here are some (reuploads) of his tard rage videos, just to show how pathetic he really is:
Other than that, he did shitty [[webcam]] videos where he [[rage]]d over some minor [[bullshit]] like dislikes or being called a [[nickname|name]]. He also made retarded reaction videos to whatever garbage his cocksuckers sent to him. Here are some (reuploads) of his tard rage videos, just to show how pathetic he really is:
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=== Seamus Cremeens/ItzCrazyScout ===
=== Seamus Cremeens/ItzCrazyScout ===
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{{quote|i never doxxed my self online retard|Seamus|after hosting his BWR server via his home IP address and failing to censor his personal info|color=darkgreen}}
{{quote|i never doxxed my self online retard|Seamus|after hosting his BWR server via his home IP address and failing to censor his personal info|color=darkgreen}}


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He also likes to occasionally [[whiteknight]] the kiddies that inject the site with autism, claiming they're innocent and the internet is [[serious business]] and that [[trolling]] {{wayback|https://twitter.com/bwremastered/status/1401209675236974597|20210605161631|title=makes "teh situation"™ worse}}, even if done [[for the lulz]].
He also likes to occasionally [[whiteknight]] the kiddies that inject the site with autism, claiming they're innocent and the internet is [[serious business]] and that [[trolling]] {{wayback|https://twitter.com/bwremastered/status/1401209675236974597|20210605161631|title=makes "teh situation"™ worse}}, even if done [[for the lulz]].


On June 9th, 2022, Seamus received minor criticism about how his code sucked ass and everything was running slow. This made him go apeshit, decided to take a break from the BonziWORLD community and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted all of his GitHub repositories]].
On June 9th, 2022, Seamus received minor criticism about how his code sucked ass and everything was running slow. This made him go apeshit. He declared he would "take a break from the BonziWORLD community", and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted all of his GitHub repositories]].


On October 15th, 2022, Seamus's future server domains ''bonziworld.net'' and ''bonziworldrevived.com'' were stolen by "TMAFE cucks". Seamus BAWWWWWed about it and shit. Another Nothingburger, but at least now there are fewer BW domains for the zoomer leprechaun to infect with AIDS.
On October 15th, 2022, Seamus's future domains ''bonziworld.net'' and ''bonziworldrevived.com'' were stolen by "TMAFE cucks". Seamus BAWWWWWed about it and shit. Another Nothingburger, but at least now there are fewer BW domains for the zoomer leprechaun to infect with AIDS.




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On some wonderful blooming day in November of 2022, some previously unpopular individual simply known as Fune, ran a small server called Bonzi.ga. Fune [[Forever Alone|wanted some activity on the website]], so he chose to bite off some of BWR's userbase. This is the part of the story when Seamus, [[over 9000|once again]], shows his autism at its peak.
On some wonderful blooming day in November of 2022, some previously unpopular individual simply known as Fune, ran a small server called Bonzi.ga. Fune [[Forever Alone|wanted some activity on the website]], so he chose to bite off some of BWR's userbase. This is the part of the story when Seamus, [[over 9000|once again]], shows his autism at its peak.


As Bonzi.ga started growing, so did Seamus's virgin rage. Seamus would do anything to stop it ([[lol|other than not give it attention]]); stuff like: making a butthurt tweet about "edgy BW users", calling Fune an "evil edgy nazi", advertising his website on Bonzi.ga, making shitty promotion campaigns, injecting shitty spambots/floodbots that don't work, and making a <s>'''{{fandomlink|bwr|Bonzi.ga|TL;DR article on his hugbox wiki}}'''</s> ('''BALEETED''') saying that [[Bullshit|the site has an IP grabber]].  
As Bonzi.ga started growing, so did Seamus's virgin rage. Seamus would do anything to stop it ([[lol|other than not give it attention]]), like...
# making a butthurt tweet about "edgy BW users"
# calling Fune an "evil edgy nazi"
# advertising his website on Bonzi.ga
# making shitty promotion campaigns
# injecting shitty spambots/floodbots that don't work
# making a <s>'''{{fandomlink|bwr|Bonzi.ga|TL;DR article on his hugbox wiki}}'''</s> ('''BALEETED''') saying that [[Bullshit|the site has an IP grabber]].  


Eventually, Bonzi.ga took off like a rocket. The reason for that was simple: it was a semi-anarchy where almost everyone could roam freely; this was a win/win for the underage retard children obsessed with the site and the trolls milking them. Plus it had lulzy skins, jokes and facts that Seamus made sure to BAWWWWWW indefinitely about for being "le rayciss and anti-sematic and homophobik". Bonzi.ga was such a success that many die-hard BWR fans jumped ship, [[fail|driving BWR into a single-digit user count]]. By then it was clear that the [[Irish]] [[midget]] failed to accomplish anything other than [[emo|isolate himself from the community]] even further than ever before. This of course did '''not''' stop him and eventually, he was doxxed with his dox put into a subpage of Bonzi.ga for all to see. Not even THAT put an end to Seamus. He is still around writing paragraphs about bullshit on his hugbox of a wiki and having orgies with his boyfriends on Discord.
Eventually, Bonzi.ga took off like a rocket. The reason for that was simple: it was a semi-anarchy server where almost everyone could roam freely; this was a win/win for the underage retard children obsessed with the site and the trolls milking them. Plus it had lulzy skins, jokes and facts that Seamus made sure to BAWWWWWW indefinitely about for being "le rayciss and anti-sematic and homophobik". Bonzi.ga was such a success that many die-hard BWR fans jumped ship, [[fail|driving BWR into a single-digit user count]]. By then it was clear that the [[Irish]] [[midget]] failed to accomplish anything other than [[emo|isolate himself from the community]] even further than ever before. This of course did '''not''' stop him and eventually, he was doxxed with his dox put into a subpage of Bonzi.ga for all to see. Not even THAT put an end to Seamus. He is still around writing paragraphs about bullshit on his hugbox of a wiki and having orgies with his boyfriends on Discord.


On December 31st, 2022, he baleeted the Bonzi.ga article after even his boyfriends became tired of his bullshit.
On December 31st, 2022, he baleeted the Bonzi.ga article after even his boyfriends became tired of his bullshit.
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On November 6, 2023, <s>Seamus gave away ownership of BWR to an undisclosed individual. Maybe this will be the beginning of BWR's redemption arc; but there's also the possibility that they will give ownership of BWR back to Seamus within 2 weeks or that Seamus will make yet another revival of BWR. Either way, only the future knows what's ahead.</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|NVM IT WAS ACTUALLY SEAMUS HIDING BEHIND A LARP]]. Yet another reason to never trust the Irish manchild.
On November 6, 2023, <s>Seamus gave away ownership of BWR to an undisclosed individual. Maybe this will be the beginning of BWR's redemption arc; but there's also the possibility that they will give ownership of BWR back to Seamus within 2 weeks or that Seamus will make yet another revival of BWR. Either way, only the future knows what's ahead.</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|NVM IT WAS ACTUALLY SEAMUS HIDING BEHIND A LARP]]. Yet another reason to never trust the Irish manchild.
On December 2023, Fune called Seamus' mom after finding her number, and the two had a long chat wherein Fune explained all of Seamus' online autism, like grooming, possessing child pornography, and starting little piss fights online with anyone who stepped in his way. Some time after this call she forced her son to shut down BWR and temporarily retire from the internet. Since it's been three months and BWR still hasn't come back, it's fair to assume it's never coming back.


The end result of all this? Seamus ensured bonziworld.org would forever be the lead BonziWORLD server. [[paradox|Or will it?]]
The end result of all this? Seamus ensured bonziworld.org would forever be the lead BonziWORLD server. [[paradox|Or will it?]]


 
[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-0yaq8qKOXY_-6W9XPNdDctW58dx0XDN-JT3Phlzk00/edit?tab=t.0 In October 2024, Seamus was exposed for EPIing minors and overall being a manipulative tranny GEEEEEEEEEEG.]
{{quote|This wiki is created by Seamus. While he may not be active in the community, he will keep this wiki up to date with actual information and facts, while also protecting it against vandalism.|Seamus doesn't want others to be contributing to HIS wiki ([[butthurt|we know his content is factual when it's protected]]).|color=darkgreen}}
{{quote|This wiki is created by Seamus. While he may not be active in the community, he will keep this wiki up to date with actual information and facts, while also protecting it against vandalism.|Seamus doesn't want others to be contributing to HIS wiki ([[butthurt|we know his content is factual when it's protected]]).|color=darkgreen}}


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Onute Saulute ([[Powerword]]: '''Danielius Paulavičius'''; also known as Jabba Saulute, "Jabba", IUS, SgtDanielArc360 and other names) is a [[fat]] [[Lithuania]]n potato muncher, a GoFag, and a massive skid with terrible grammar. He is the very proud owner of OnuteWORLD, which is BonziWORLD if [[Chris-chan]] got his hands on the site; being slow as fuck and bloated with malware and IP loggers. He spends his time writing [[TL;DR|extremely lengthy]] grounded threats, collecting old phones, and jacking off to some shit called "Samsung Fun Club". Onute also has a hate boner for some other fucktard called [[David Egan]] and wastes his life arguing with him and literally everyone else in the community due to his horrible reputation. And to add insult to injury, his severe case of mental retardation got him to [[Fail|dox himself]].
Onute Saulute ([[Powerword]]: '''Danielius Paulavičius'''; also known as Jabba Saulute, "Jabba", IUS, SgtDanielArc360 and other names) is a [[fat]] [[Lithuania]]n potato muncher, a GoFag, and a massive skid with terrible grammar. He is the very proud owner of OnuteWORLD, which is BonziWORLD if [[Chris-chan]] got his hands on the site; being slow as fuck and bloated with malware and IP loggers. He spends his time writing [[TL;DR|extremely lengthy]] grounded threats, collecting old phones, and jacking off to some shit called "Samsung Fun Club". Onute also has a hate boner for some other fucktard called [[David Egan]] and wastes his life arguing with him and literally everyone else in the community due to his horrible reputation. And to add insult to injury, his severe case of mental retardation got him to [[Fail|dox himself]].


He also runs an illegal clone of [[GoAnimate]] called ''Wrapper Offline Gold'', which is also a clone of ''Wrapper Offline'', made by the legendary lolcow [[Keegan Salisbury]]. Wrapper Offline is where all the fucktarded children went after GoFagimate removed their themes until even they realized that site was some [[Chinese]] sweatshop type shit, causing them to make a billion videos warning people about the website.
He also runs an illegal clone of [[GoAnimate]] called ''Wrapper Offline Gold'', which is also a clone of ''Wrapper Offline'', which in itself was developed by the legendary lolcow [[Keegan Salisbury]]. Wrapper Offline is where all the fucktarded children went after GoFagimate removed their themes until even they realized that site was some [[Chinese]] sweatshop type shit, causing them to make a billion videos warning people about the website.
 


Mr. Onute is famous for his horrendous Engrish and walls that would make Pink Floyd jealous, as seen below:<br>
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|i'll infect your phone with malware so you can't boot the android os<br>not fucking phone|[[Then who was phone?|THEN WHO WAS PHONE?]]
|i'll infect your phone with malware so you can't boot the android os<br>not fucking phone|[[Then who was phone?|THEN WHO WAS PHONE?]]
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*[http://jabba.bonzi.lol/ Jabba's website]
*[http://jabba.bonziworld.org/ Jabba's website]
*{{yt|@|2006th|Danielius Paulavičius (legacy)}} - YouTube channel.
*{{yt|@|2006th|Danielius Paulavičius (legacy)}} - YouTube channel.
*{{discord|u|thisuserdoesnotexist}}
*{{discord|u|thisuserdoesnotexist}}
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Here's everyone else:
Here's everyone else:
*'''Fune''' - The Polish toiletscrubber/founder/owner of bonziworld.org who doxxed Mr(s). Seamus for chimping out. He uncovered the truth about Seamus's [[Dead|absent]] [[troon|"""sister"""]], logged his IP address and is slightly funnier than Seamus. He has a bunch of underage fanatics who will call you an alt of Seamus or some current-thing boogeyman if you try milking him, similar to Seamus having gnomes call others Fune alts. Also rumored to have fingered himself and admittedly jerked off to vore. ''Also'' also has a [[batshit insane]] ex-girlfriend who [[assburgers|records herself eating raw eggs]] and occasionally [[docs|leaks Fune's info]] now and then for no reason other than [[for the lulz]]. She makes him very butthurt, with him constantly banning her and trying to get her sent back to the schizoshack.
*'''Fune''' - The lulzy Polish toiletscrubber/founder/owner of bonziworld.org who doxxed Mr(s). Seamus for chimping out. He uncovered the truth about Seamus's [[Dead|absent]] [[troon|"""sister"""]], logged his IP address and is slightly funnier than Seamus. He has a bunch of underage fanatics who will call you an alt of Seamus or some current-thing boogeyman if you try milking him, similar to Seamus having gnomes call others Fune alts. Also rumored to have fingered himself and admittedly jerked off to vore. ''Also'' also has a [[batshit insane]] ex-girlfriend who [[assburgers|records herself eating raw eggs]] and occasionally [[docs|leaks Fune's info]] now and then for no reason other than [[for the lulz]]. She makes him very butthurt, with him constantly banning her and trying to get her sent back to the schizoshack. Fune also allegedly posesses [[CP|CSAM]] btw, if that matters.
*'''[[User:InspectElement|Ziggymoncher]]''' - Previously Fune's yes-man and co-owner of anything bonziworld.org related, who was the only one documenting the BonziWORLD autism. Still occasionally edits the ED article to keep it up to date on the drama. Left BonziWORLD for 2 months in October 2023 before returning in December 2023.
*{{yt|c|UCCfGA7Tm_UlF-2jc_c1-ozg|SonicFan08}} - Fatass logotard who kickstarted this whole "BonziWORLD Reacts" trend in 2017 and makes low-quality unfunny MSAgent skits. He chip chops MsAgent videos to this day.
*{{yt|c|UCCfGA7Tm_UlF-2jc_c1-ozg|SonicFan08}} - Fatass logotard who kickstarted this whole "BonziWORLD Reacts" trend in 2017 and makes low-quality unfunny MSAgent skits. He chip chops MsAgent videos to this day.
*'''Geri/Bowgart/Pom Pom/Whitty/whatever''' - [[Hungary|Hungarian]] 14-year-old child who did [[sex]] [[roleplay]]s with Diogo when he was 12 until they broke up. Has an identity crisis and claims he's [[Not Gay|not "Geri"]].
*'''SrKevonz/trumpboi/Eternity''' - [[Croatia]]n version of Tyler London in that he's a tryhard. Constantly bitches about his face being reposted and grooms little speds on [[Roblox]].  
*'''SrKevonz/trumpboi/Eternity''' - [[Croatia]]n version of Tyler London in that he's a tryhard. Constantly bitches about his face being reposted and grooms little speds on [[Roblox]].  
*'''ArdaKirac''' - Some 13-year-old [[Turk]]roach who cums to BFB, "[[Barney and Friends|Barney]] Errors" and logo edits. Used to [[LARP]] as a BFB-n-BonziWORLD hating [[Internet Tough Guy]] to fit in with the cool kidz, but stopped because no one took him seriously. He now wastes his time spamming grounded threats and drooling over Bonziworld, undoing months worth of his ITG LARP. He also acts very sexually just like Diogo, whom Arda supposedly hates.
*'''e.''' - A one-digit-number year-old bonziworld.org microcelebrity, different from the other sand monkeys in that he still makes the community piss itself to this day. Major attention whore who, despite all his efforts, is still irrelevant and always will be. Nowadays keeps "trolling" himself on an alt named "Choccy milk" because he's THAT irrelevant and thirty for attention.
*'''Dresmor2nd''' - Another skid and sped who sucks off Seamus and hates bonziworld.org; spamming it with awful non-functional "exploits".
*'''e.''' - A one-digit-number year-old bonziworld.org microcelebrity, different from the other sand monkeys in that he still makes the community piss itself to this day. Major attention whore who, despite all his efforts, is still irrelevant and always will be.
*'''Erik''' - Previously the owner of server.erik.red and barely active or relevant in the community. Now he pumps out porn-spamming scripts for all the kewl kidz/trolls who hate BonziWORLD and is blamed by everyone when anything in the server goes wrong just like a [[kike]] would be.
*'''Erik''' - Previously the owner of server.erik.red and barely active or relevant in the community. Now he pumps out porn-spamming scripts for all the kewl kidz/trolls who hate BonziWORLD and is blamed by everyone when anything in the server goes wrong just like a [[kike]] would be.
*'''"Charles Stansell"''' - A fake character alt created by Tyler and managed by people like Diogo. Spams PornHub links and porn ads, showing how even such a simple dead meme chatting site can cause [[AIDS]] in someone's brain. Some say Charles is a real person and that Tyler impersonates him.
*'''[[User:Daniel Strikez|Daniel Strikez]]''' - One of the few remaining die-hard Seamus fans. Used to spend his time crying about shit nobody cares about in Fune's pisscord server. Also adds useless shit to this article that ends up getting reverted instantly because nobody wants to read a whole paragraph about cartoon axolotl porn spam bots.
*'''Ziggymoncher''' - Previously Fune's yes-man and co-owner of anything bonziworld.org related, who was the only one documenting the BonziWORLD autism. Still occasionally edits the ED article to keep it up to date on the drama. Quit in the same sense as Erik, Seamus, etc did (pretended to).
The funny thing is that much of the spoiled remains of this community pretend(s/ed) to hate BonziWORLD because it's liek so kewl [[edgy]] and because they seek acceptance. A lot of these rejects also tend to overuse the word "kiddie" on other fellow 7-year-olds because everyone there suffers from god levels of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] and they think they are better than anyone else and that [[dumbass|calling someone a kiddie (while technically being one themselves) instantly inserts them in that position]]. A lot of these misfits attack any current BW server like some eternal contrarian snakes.
The funny thing is that much of the spoiled remains of this community pretend(s/ed) to hate BonziWORLD because it's liek so kewl [[edgy]] and because they seek acceptance. A lot of these rejects also tend to overuse the word "kiddie" on other fellow 7-year-olds because everyone there suffers from god levels of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] and they think they are better than anyone else and that [[dumbass|calling someone a kiddie (while technically being one themselves) instantly inserts them in that position]]. A lot of these misfits attack any current BW server like some eternal contrarian snakes.


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*'''SHIT FUCK''' - Another somewhat bearable BonziWORLD user. Discovered a lot of things on the website such as the {NAME} and {COLOR} magic words.
*'''SHIT FUCK''' - Another somewhat bearable BonziWORLD user. Discovered a lot of things on the website such as the {NAME} and {COLOR} magic words.
*'''[[GoAnimate]]''' - Some random annoying faggot.
*'''[[GoAnimate]]''' - Some random annoying faggot.
*'''Rodrigo Gamer''' - A 9-year-old [[Brazilian]] thing that made 6 million [[jews|alts]] to hide and usually abandoned his older alts. His alts were easy to identify as they usually are just "BonziBUDDY" or some other aspergic shit.
*'''Rodrigo Gamer''' - A 9-year-old [[Brazilian]] thing that made 6 million [[jews|alts]] to hide and usually abandoned his older alts. His alts were easy to identify as they always were named "BonziBUDDY" or some other autistic shit.
*'''FAGOTS''' - Seamus' sockpuppet that he uses to send inflation porn to people, which is funny since Seamus bitches about "inflation fetishists" all day (It's probably just [[irony]], bro!!1)
*'''FAGOTS''' - Seamus' sockpuppet that he uses to send inflation porn to people, which is funny since Seamus bitches about "inflation fetishists" all day despite being found to have a Deviantart account whos favorites list is full of Touhou Project inflation porn.
*'''"Dioga"''' - Used to be an [[imaginary]] girlfriend for Diogo. Nowadays, the name "Dioga" is associated with Diogo due to his failed [[Chris-Chan|tranny]] status.
*'''"Dioga"''' - Used to be an [[imaginary]] girlfriend for Diogo. Nowadays, the name "Dioga" is associated with Diogo due to his failed [[Chris-Chan|tranny]] status.
*{{yt|c|UC6ojwtOJrby7jtoD7ryHM2g|ItsAMeTylerLondon}} AKA Tyler London - A {{age|2007|12|15}}-year old [[niglet]] from [[New York]] who was a skid, logofag, GoFag and objectfag. Thought he was an amazing and scary hacker by asking people for passwords or just waiting until some minor alt of someone dropped its account information. He also constantly made Alts to annoy people with. Overall just a very annoying groid who deserved a visit from [[Moon Man]]. And likely got it too since he hasn't uploaded since September 2022. Either that or AIDS, whatever.
*{{yt|c|UC6ojwtOJrby7jtoD7ryHM2g|ItsAMeTylerLondon}} AKA Tyler London - A {{age|2007|12|15}}-year old [[niglet]] from [[New York]] who was a skid, logofag, GoFag and objectfag. Thought he was an amazing and scary hacker by asking people for passwords or just waiting until some minor alt of someone dropped its account information. He also constantly made Alts to annoy people with. Overall just a very annoying groid who deserved a visit from [[Moon Man]]. And likely got it too since he hasn't uploaded since September 2022. Either that or AIDS, whatever.
*'''Geri/Bowgart/Pom Pom/Whitty/whatever''' - [[Hungary|Hungarian]] 14-year-old child who did [[sex]] [[roleplay]]s with Diogo when he was 12 until they broke up. Has an identity crisis and claims he's [[Not Gay|not "Geri"]].
*'''ArdaKirac''' - Some 13-year-old [[Turk]]roach who cums to BFB, "[[Barney and Friends|Barney]] Errors" and logo edits. Used to [[LARP]] as a BFB-n-BonziWORLD hating [[Internet Tough Guy]] to fit in with the cool kidz, but stopped because no one took him seriously. He now wastes his time spamming grounded threats and drooling over Bonziworld, undoing months worth of his ITG LARP. He also acts very sexually just like Diogo, whom Arda supposedly hates.
*'''Dresmor2nd''' - Another skid and sped who sucks off Seamus and hates bonziworld.org; spamming it with awful non-functional "exploits".
*'''"Charles Stansell"''' - A fake character alt created by Tyler and managed by people like Diogo. Spams PornHub links and porn ads, showing how even such a simple dead meme chatting site can cause [[AIDS]] in someone's brain. Some say Charles is a real person and that Tyler impersonates him.
*'''[[User:Daniel Strikez|Daniel Strikez]]''' - One of the few remaining die-hard Seamus fans. Used to spend his time crying about shit nobody cares about in Fune's Pisscord server. Also kept trying to turn this article into an advertisement for BWR only for his edits to be reverted by Ziggymoncher minutes later; until he was finally [[b&]] from ED.


=== Bonzifag Gallery ===
=== Bonzifag Gallery ===
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== The May 12th event ==
== The May 12th event ==


'''May 12, 2021''' was a "special" day, promoted as the end of BonziWORLD servers, started in April 2021 when some random [[autistic]] [[anonymous]] hackuh wannabe called "Negatiiv" started spreading shit about him and his scary [[hacker]] buddies planning to [[Unrealistic Expectations|take down BonziWORLD]] on May 12th. And so he got Bonzifags to [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|spread his message]], and they did, like the mindless shit puppets they were. Eventually, the whole community knew about this event, BAWWWWWIng about the end of an abomination that [[truth|should've died long ago]].
'''May 12, 2021''' was a "special" day, promoted as the end of BonziWORLD servers. This was first mentioned in April 2021 when some random [[autistic]] [[anonymous]] hackuh wannabe called "Negatiiv" started, in a similar fashion to annoying Discord chainmail messages like "Don't add this user!" or Pridefall, spreading shit about him and his scary [[hacker]] buddies planning to [[Unrealistic Expectations|take down BonziWORLD]] on May 12th. He got Bonzifags to [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|spread his message]], and they did, like the mindless shit puppets they were. Eventually, the whole community knew about this event, BAWWWWWIng about the end of an abomination that [[truth|should've died long ago]].




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*[[JavaScript]] - The programming language BonziWORLD skids claim to be "experts" at.
*[[JavaScript]] - The programming language BonziWORLD skids claim to be "experts" at.
*[[Logo Kids]] - You'll find plenty of those on there.
*[[Logo Kids]] - You'll find plenty of those on there.
*[[MarioMario456]] - An ED ex-sysop who inhabited this community under the pseudonym "[[trying too hard|SeamusIsANigger]]" and was a sysop on its wiki as well; fled BW after his true identity was discovered on [[Kiwifarms]].
*[[Roblox]] - Powering kiddosharts on the site.
*[[Roblox]] - Powering kiddosharts on the site.
*[[Script kiddie]] - I replaced the background on BonziWORLD with pr0n!!! so l33t!!!!1
*[[Script kiddie]] - I replaced the background on BonziWORLD with pr0n!!! so l33t!!!!1
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=== BonziWORLD Server Links ===
=== BonziWORLD Server Links ===
*[https://bonziworld.org/ bonziworld.org/bonzi.lol] - The only active server.
*[https://bonziworld.org/ bonziworld.org] - The only active server.
**[http://wiki.bonzi.lol/index.php/Main_Page They even have their own wiki]. Most articles are on the boogeyman of the week and read like they were written by 4-year-old Punjablets, which they probably were. Constantly raided and vandalized to death. Once hailed as "BonziWORLD's ED" but that was during the first 2 weeks when people above the age of 12 were still writing articles there.
**[http://wiki.bonziworld.org/index.php/Main_Page They even have their own wiki]. Most articles are on the boogeyman of the week and read like they were written by 4-year-old Punjablets, which they probably were. Constantly raided and vandalized to death. Once hailed as "BonziWORLD's ED" but that was during the first 2 weeks when people above the age of 12 were still writing articles there.
*[https://bonziworld.co/ BonziWORLD Revived/Community Edition] - Just in case you want to troll Seamus and/or his defenders. Seamus loves to drop the banhammer whenever his feelings get hurt, so have your proxy list/VPN ready, as Seamus might as well leak your IP.
<!--*[https://bonziworld.co/ BonziWORLD Revived/Community Edition] - Just in case you want to troll Seamus and/or his defenders. Seamus loves to drop the banhammer whenever his feelings get hurt, so have your proxy list/VPN ready, as Seamus might as well leak your IP.-->
*[http://jabba.bonzi.lol:81/ OnuteWORLD] - Jabba's cancerous server. '''Do not go to this server without a proxy, VPN or Tor, as Jabba publicly logs the IP of anyone who visits it!'''
*[http://jabba.bonziworld.org:81/ OnuteWORLD] - Jabba's cancerous server. '''Do not go to this server without a proxy, VPN or Tor, as Jabba publicly logs the IP of anyone who visits it!'''
**[http://jabba.bonzi.lol:2095/ BonziWORLD FE] - The above but more cancerous. '''Once again, don't go to this server without a proxy/VPN/Tor.'''
**[http://jabba.bonziworld.org:2095/ HyperWORLD FE] - The above but more cancerous. '''Once again, don't go to this server without a proxy/VPN/Tor.'''


=== Other ===
=== Other ===
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