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''This article is a [[:Category:Stub|stub]]. You can help by [[Mass Shooting|expanding it]].'' | ''This article is a [[:Category:Stub|stub]]. You can help by [[Mass Shooting|expanding it]].'' | ||
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<td>[[File:BallietMugshot.jpg|100px|link=Stephan Balliet]]</td> | <td>[[File:BallietMugshot.jpg|100px|link=Stephan Balliet]]</td> | ||
<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} are yet more retarded [[mass shooting]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about the [[Shit no one cares about|51 kebabs]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[John Earnest|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Brenton]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Door Cuck|Anon]].</font></td></tr> | <td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} are yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about the [[Shit no one cares about|51 kebabs]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[John Earnest|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Brenton]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Door Cuck|Anon]].</font></td></tr> | ||
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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]] [[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]] [[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}} | {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 54, injured 65}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score#Co-Op Mode|39th]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score#Co-Op Mode|39th]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Individual:'''|[[High Score|25th]] (Patrick)<br> No (everyone else)}} | {{Ibrow|'''Individual:'''|[[High Score|25th]] (Patrick)<br> No (everyone else)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon (Nathaniel)<br>Hack'N'Slash (Hugo, | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon (Nathaniel)<br>Hack'N'Slash (Hugo, Laaiti, Jordan, Arda)<br>FPS (everyone else)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie, Solomon)<br>No (everyone else)}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie, Solomon)<br>No (everyone else)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Various}} | {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Various}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Collective:'''|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Jesus|Christian identity]] (some), [[Atheism]] (some)}} | {{Ibrow|'''Collective:'''|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Jesus|Christian identity]] (some), [[Atheism]] (some)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Individual:'''| [[Natalie Rupnow|Supreme Damsel]], [[Ryan Palmeter|Obesity]], [[Payton Gendron|Furfaggotry]], [[ | {{Ibrow|'''Individual:'''| [[John Earnest|/pol/ disease]], [[Natalie Rupnow|Supreme Damsel]], [[Ryan Palmeter|Obesity]], [[Payton Gendron|Furfaggotry]], [[Laaiti Ekenstéen|Judaism]], [[Philip Manshaus|Ex-faggot]], [[Nathaniel Veltman|Gender dysphoria]], [[Anderson Lee Aldrich|Online bullying]], [[Juraj Krajčík|MLP]], [[Patrick Crusius|Schizophrenia]], [[Stephan Balliet|Baldness]], [[Jordan Patten|Attention seeking]], [[Solomon Henderson|Columbiner]]}} | ||
{{Ibend}} | {{Ibend}} | ||
'''{{glow|Tarrantulas}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Tarrant kids''' and '''Tarrant clones''') are the racist [[moralfag]] cousins of [[Columbiners]] who <s>were groomed by {{Glow|[[glownigger]]s}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]</s> became enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially [[chinks]], [[gooks]], [[spics]], | '''{{glow|Tarrantulas}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Tarrant kids''' and '''Tarrant clones''') are the racist [[moralfag]] cousins of [[Columbiners]] who <s>were groomed by {{Glow|[[glownigger]]s}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]</s> became enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially [[chinks]], [[gooks]], [[spics]], [[spooks]], [[Liberals|white race traitors]], and most notably, [[sandniggers]]. As of January 2025, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 54 people. These dozens of faggots have often [[Fail|barely been able to top one person]]. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a [[Pajeet|mudnigger]]-[[spic]] mix and [[Hugo Jackson|still be one]]. The scores of Tarrantulas range from [[Patrick Crusius|reaching the top 50]] to [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|not causing any damage whatsoever]]. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] on March 15, 2019, causing tons of [[butthurt]] from liberals and [[Muslims|invaders]]. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by some autistic /pol/ lurker, but by a | Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] on March 15, 2019, causing tons of [[butthurt]] from [[liberals]] and [[Muslims|invaders]]. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by some autistic /pol/ lurker, but by [[Gökmen Tanis|a Turkroach trying to avenge the 51 kebabs]]. | ||
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[[File:Philipmbanka.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i got cucked by a 1000 year old sandnigger}}]] | [[File:Philipmbanka.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i got cucked by a 1000 year old sandnigger}}]] | ||
Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a [[Norway|Bjork Bjork]] named '''Philip Manshaus'''{{Nazi}} decided to take action against the [[White Genocide|Great Replacement]] and killed his [[Azn]] stepsister with a [[.22 Long Rifle|.22 rifle]] before taking a [[furry|waterfowl shotgun]] and a [[Sebastian Bosse|1800s rifle]] and heading off to his local mosque in a [[Elon Musk|Nissan Leaf]]. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for [[Muslims|invaders]], but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an [[Lie|unstoppable sandnigger]] and he got [[raped]] by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to [[Win|21 years in prison]] just like [[ | Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a [[Norway|Bjork Bjork]] named '''Philip Manshaus'''{{Nazi}} decided to take action against the [[White Genocide|Great Replacement]] and killed his [[Azn]] stepsister with a [[.22 Long Rifle|.22 rifle]] before taking a [[furry|waterfowl shotgun]] and a [[Sebastian Bosse|1800s rifle]] and heading off to his local mosque in a [[Elon Musk|Nissan Leaf]]. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for [[Muslims|invaders]], but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an [[Lie|unstoppable sandnigger]] and he got [[raped]] by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to [[Win|21 years in prison]], just like [[Justicar Andersnordic]]. | ||
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[[File:Missveltman.png|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i slaughter an innocent family over my pronouns}}]] | [[File:Missveltman.png|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i slaughter an innocent family over my pronouns}}]] | ||
Long after this dark period which encompassed over 1.5 years, a [[Troon|stunning and brave]] heroine named '''Natalia Veltman'''{{Trans}}{{Christian}} (Stage name: '''Tranders Breivik'''{{Trans}}{{Christian}}, [[Deadname]]: '''Nathaniel Veltman'''{{Christian}}) decided to get revenge on the [[White Genocide|Islamization]] of the West. On June 6, 2021, she embarked on her quest to eradicate [[Muslims|invaders]] from the noble land of [[Shit| | Long after this dark period which encompassed over 1.5 years, a [[Troon|stunning and brave]] heroine named '''Natalia Veltman'''{{Trans}}{{Christian}} (Stage name: '''Tranders Breivik'''{{Trans}}{{Christian}}, [[Deadname]]: '''Nathaniel Veltman'''{{Christian}}) decided to get revenge on the [[White Genocide|Islamization]] of the West. On June 6, 2021, she embarked on her quest to eradicate [[Muslims|invaders]] from the noble land of [[London|Lon]][[Shit|don]], [[Ontario]], [[Canada]]. She spotted some [[Mudslimes]] and used her Ram 1500 to [[rape]] all of the invaders. Being a tranny, she was incredibly skilled at mutilation, killing 4 and only leaving behind a 9-year-old boy. Ban all Assault-style pickup trucks, EVs, and mandate 10 gallon Fuel tank restrictions. | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
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[[File:HugoJackson2023.png|100px|thumb|left|A [[No|true Aryan]].]] | [[File:HugoJackson2023.png|100px|thumb|left|A [[No|true Aryan]].]] | ||
On August 19, 2021, 2 months after the previously mentioned [[2021 London Troon attack|London cracker attack]], a [[fail|biracial]] [[spic]]/[[Pajeet|currynigger]] [[Sonboly|Aryan]] named '''{{glow|Hugo Jackson}}'''{{nazi}} achieved the most laughable score by a Tarrantula so far, copying a [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|previous Hack'N'Slash attempt]] in his own country of [[ | On August 19, 2021, 2 months after the previously mentioned [[2021 London Troon attack|London cracker attack]], a [[fail|biracial]] [[spic]]/[[Pajeet|currynigger]] [[Sonboly|Aryan]] named '''{{glow|Hugo Jackson}}'''{{nazi}} achieved the most laughable score by a Tarrantula so far, copying a [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|previous Hack'N'Slash attempt]] in his own country of [[Colombia|Sweden]]. He did [[win|stream it]], but the stream is [[Fail|lost media]] since [[No one cares|no one cared]] because he [[faggot|only managed to hurt one teacher, lol]]. He was then v& after [[Loser|failing to]] [[an hero]] by cop. He was imprisoned for 2.5 years and is now [[win|free]]. | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
=== With Jews, You Lose === | |||
{{main|Laaiti Ekenstéen}} | |||
[[File:Laaiti Ekenstéen.jpg|100px|thumb|left|So even kikes are allowed to be Nazis now?]] | |||
On January 10, 2022, '''Laaiti Ekenstéen'''{{Jew}}, IRL friend of the above, decided to honor his butt buddy and his duties laid out for him by [[god|G-d]] in the [[Talmud]]. He took a knife and then went stabbing at his school. Being a kike, he only injured 2 people like a faggot but at least he's supposed to be free now since [[doing it wrong|the Swedish government gave him 3 years in jail, lol]]. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== Martha Speaks, I Listen === | === Martha Speaks, I Listen === | ||
{{main|Payton Gendron}} | {{main|Payton Gendron}} | ||
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[[File:Paytongendron.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A sexy dog girl told me to [[Dylann Roof|shoot some niggers]].]] | [[File:Paytongendron.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A sexy dog girl told me to [[Dylann Roof|shoot some niggers]].]] | ||
The | The second Tarrant clone of 2022 (and the first one to even remotely resemble the original), '''Payton Gendron'''{{nazi}} was a [[college]] student and filthy [[furfag]] who, on May 14, 2022 (mind you he wanted to do it nearly 2 months earlier but [[retard|missed the date, lol]]), drove [[At least 100|over 200 miles]] from his [[redneck]] town in southern NY to [[Nigger|Buffalo, New York]] and [[win|shot some niggers]]. He managed to kill 10 people and injure 3 before [[fail|failing to an hero, lol]]. | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
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=== Yeah No === | === Yeah No === | ||
{{main| | {{main|Fail|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}} | ||
[[File:Jordan Patten.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Why on Earth did you think this would work?]] | [[File:Jordan Patten.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Why on Earth did you think this would work?]] | ||
Oh yeah, on June 26, 2024, some 19-year-old Aussie | Oh yeah, on June 26, 2024, some 19-year-old [[Australia|Aussie]] fatass by the name of '''Jordan Patten'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a GoPo, a tactical vest and helmet, and a [[Retard|single, god-damned dull, used, shitty kitchen knife]] decided to ''[[Failed|try]]'' and commit mass murder at some memorial museum, streaming it on Twitch for the world to see, and ended up [[DO IT FAGGOT|pussying out at the last possible second]] after a guard asked him why he was approaching him with a knife in hand. He was subsequently [[v&]] and charged with plotting a terrorist attack. Fucking idiot. | ||
<center>'''Gameplay footage: Pacifist Challenge'''<br><youtube>xJSGdyXEkMQ</youtube></center> | |||
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[[File:ArdaAutist.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|Teach him what "Turkofagos" means.]] | [[File:ArdaAutist.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|Teach him what "Turkofagos" means.]] | ||
On August 12, 2024, the [[retard|retardation]] got even worse. A [[Turkroach]] named '''Arda Küçükyetim'''{{nazi}} actually went out and got inspired by Tarrant. This [[white supremacist]] group is literally being [[Great Replacement|replaced]] by shitskins such as this one, just as their hero had feared all along. However, he thankfully did terrible and did not become a forerunner for Tarrant kids, only [[epic fail|injuring 5]], though he still managed to do better than [[Hugo Jackson]]. However, he got | On August 12, 2024, the [[retard|retardation]] got even worse. A [[Turkroach]] named '''Arda Küçükyetim'''{{nazi}} actually went out and got inspired by Tarrant. This [[white supremacist]] group is literally being [[Great Replacement|replaced]] by shitskins such as this one, just as their hero had feared all along. However, he thankfully did terrible and did not become a forerunner for Tarrant kids, only [[epic fail|injuring 5]], though he still managed to do better than [[Hugo Jackson]]. However, he got 2 assists when the next person on this list somehow got inspired by him. | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
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{{main|Natalie Rupnow}} | {{main|Natalie Rupnow}} | ||
[[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|100px|thumb|left| | [[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The name "Abundant Life Christian School" foreshadowed how shitty her high score attempt would be.]] | ||
On December 16, 2024, [[Women|glass ceilings]] were shattered when '''Natalie Rupnow'''{{nazi}} [[Audrey Hale|shot up her Christian school]] in [[Wisconsin]]. Being a [[wimmin]], she only managed to kill 2 people before becoming [[An hero|an trailblazing queen]]. Before her joke of a shooting, she was [[Sol Pais|worshipping school/mass shooters on]] [[Tumblr]], as well as spreading her [[autistic]] hyperfixation on mass killers wherever she went. | On December 16, 2024, [[Women|glass ceilings]] were shattered when '''Natalie Rupnow'''{{nazi}} [[Audrey Hale|shot up her Christian school]] in [[Wisconsin]]. Being a [[wimmin]], she only managed to kill 2 people before becoming [[An hero|an trailblazing queen]]. Before her joke of a shooting, she was [[Sol Pais|worshipping school/mass shooters on]] [[Tumblr]], as well as spreading her [[autistic]] hyperfixation on mass killers wherever she went. | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
=== Around | === Around Blacks, Never Relax === | ||
{{main|Solomon Henderson}} | {{main|Solomon Henderson}} | ||
[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|What the [[Soyjak.party|'arty]] does to a mf]] | [[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|What the [[Soyjak.party|'arty]] does to a mf.]] | ||
The Great Replacement of white people in the Tarrant kid community got even more evident on January 22, 2025, when '''Solomon Henderson'''{{nazi}} used some small, dumb [[spic]] pistol to shoot up his school. Despite being a [[nigger|mud person]], he was an avid [[white supremacist]] and fan of killers such as [[Columbiner|Vladislav Roslyakov]], [[LOLWUT|Payton Gendron]], and to nobody's surprise, [[Typical|Brenton Tarrant]]. He killed 1 random bitch and hurt another before becoming [[an hero]]. Plus points for mentioning literally every [[High score|high scorer]] in existence in his incoherent-ass manifesto. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
== High Scores == | == High Scores == | ||
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| 2019 | | 2019 | ||
| As the first disciple of the father, he shot up a synagogue in [[Spic|San Diego]] and killed [[Loser|one Jew]] before running away and getting v&. | | As the first disciple of the father, he shot up a synagogue in [[Spic|San Diego]] and killed [[Loser|one Jew]] before running away and getting v&. | ||
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| Y | | Y | ||
| 2025 | | 2025 | ||
| Nazi | | Nazi nigger shot up his school with some fugly [[spic]] gun. | ||
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| [[Turkroach]] stabbed people near a mosque. Being the roach he is, he fucked it up and only got 5 injuries. However, he got 2 assists when he inspired [[Natalie Rupnow]] 4 months later. | | [[Turkroach]] stabbed people near a mosque. Being the roach he is, he fucked it up and only got 5 injuries. However, he got 2 assists when he inspired [[Natalie Rupnow]] 4 months later. | ||
|- | |- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00" | ||
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| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}} | | [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]] | ||
| [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] | |||
| [[Fail|0]] | |||
| 2 | |||
| N | |||
| 2022 | |||
| Schizo [[kike]] tried to send some [[goyim]] to the ol' Sheol shit pit, but failed. Was friends with the other Swedish mutt below. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]] | |||
| [[Hugo Jackson]] | | [[Hugo Jackson]] | ||
| [[Fail|0]] | | [[Fail|0]] | ||
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| 2021 | | 2021 | ||
| Subhuman mixed race mutant who [[David Sonboly|thought he was Aryan]] stabbed up his school. Was only v& for 2.5 years because he was such a failure. | | Subhuman mixed race mutant who [[David Sonboly|thought he was Aryan]] stabbed up his school. Was only v& for 2.5 years because he was such a failure. | ||
|- | |- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00" | ||
| _row_count | | _row_count | ||
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]] | | [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]] | ||
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* [[Nathaniel Veltman|Cutting your own nuts off]] | * [[Nathaniel Veltman|Cutting your own nuts off]] | ||
* Subscribing to [[PewDiePie]] | * Subscribing to [[PewDiePie]] | ||
* Posting mediocre edits of Brenton Tarrant on Twitter non-stop | |||
* Being [[terminally online]] | |||
* [[Anderson Lee Aldrich|Attempting to attach a livestream camera to a hat]] | |||
== Gallery of Tarrantula Faggotry == | == Gallery of Tarrantula Faggotry == | ||
Tarrant fanboys are known to make tributes to their idol in the form of edits, cosplay, and sometimes even reenactments. They frequent sites like [[Telegram]] to converse and share their material which inevitably ends up being uploaded in bulk to sites like [[VidLii]] like it's the most retarded splinter of the [[Internet Archive]] in existence. | |||
<center><gallery> | <center><gallery> | ||
File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|A white girl enters the dangerous Columbiner-to-Tarrantula pipeline. | |||
File:Brenton tarrant 4chan girl heil hitler.jpg|[[Fat]] girls love Brenton Tarrant ([[GOTIS|and attention]]). | |||
File:Deadly mass shooting.mp4 | File:Deadly mass shooting.mp4 | ||
File:TarrantLarper.mp4 | File:TarrantLarper.mp4|Tarrant fan showing off his replica gun and armaments. | ||
File:Russian Tarrant Copycat.mp4|What kind of faggot stabs up a playground? | File:Russian Tarrant Copycat.mp4|What kind of faggot stabs up a playground? | ||
File:Calling Aukland Prison.mp4 | File:Calling Aukland Prison.mp4|Tarrant fan tries to call Brenton Tarrant in Aukland Prison. | ||
File:West derby stabbing.mp4 | File:West derby stabbing.mp4|{{hover|Tarrantula takes a knife to a gun fight|context?}} | ||
File:Stabbing Livestream (compressed).mp4 | File:Stabbing Livestream (compressed).mp4|Tarrant kid livestreams himself stabbing a random white girl, just like Tarrant would have? | ||
File:All the girls love Brenton.mp4|Say hello to the [[Brenton Tarrant#Brentonette|Brentonettes]]! | |||
File:Everybody loves Brenton Tarrant.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrant fans are little squeakers. | |||
File:Racist Furry.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrantulas are furfags. | |||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
== How to Troll a Tarrant Kid == | == How to Troll a Tarrant Kid == | ||
* Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by [[Allah]]'s will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32). | * Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by [[Allah]]'s will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32). | ||
* If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL [[Truth|he'd shoot them in the face]]. | * If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL [[Truth|he'd shoot them in the face]]. | ||
* Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of [[Anders]], who actually went after the [[Leftists|Islamizers]] rather than kill a bunch of random Muslims that did nothing wrong... [[ | * Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of [[Anders]], who actually went after the [[Leftists|Islamizers]] rather than kill a bunch of random Muslims that did nothing wrong... [[ISIS|yet]]... | ||
* Remind them that Brenton was not a NZ citizen, but a [[rapefugee]] on a tourist visa, and he killed 27 New Zealand citizens, making him yet another case of [[typical]] cultural enrichment. | |||
* Tell them that they kill less people than [[Columbiners]]. | * Tell them that they kill less people than [[Columbiners]]. | ||
* Tell them their edits are cringeworthy and unoriginal as fuck. | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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* [[Dying alone]] - What all of these people are. | * [[Dying alone]] - What all of these people are. | ||
{{Anheroes}} | |||
{{Aspies}} | {{Aspies}} | ||
{{Dying Alone}} | {{Dying Alone}} | ||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
{{Islam}} | |||
{{Nazis}} | {{Nazis}} | ||
{{Psychopaths}} | {{Psychopaths}} | ||
{{Tarrantulas}} | {{Tarrantulas}} | ||
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