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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Feng Wanhai and Jiang Liming'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Feng Wanhai and Jiang Liming'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Chinese]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagChina.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Chinese]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagChina.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 32, injured 16}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 32, injured 16}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|16th]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|One killed by police, other an hero'd}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|One killed by police, other an hero'd}}
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==Background==
==Background==
[[File:Cookin' up some good shit.jpeg|thumb|left|Instead of trying to find a way out of their shitty situation, Feng and Jiang spent most of their time getting drunk at the bar]]
[[File:Great Leap Backward.jpg|thumb|Feng in happier times (according to the CCP)]]
Jiang was basically a poor as [[shit]] [[drugs|drug dealer]] that supplied his shit to local pharmacies in exchange for teh [[Jew|monehz]], then got his "stuff" seized by [[Pigs|police]]. Apparently while it was illegal, the cops didn't give a single fuck since locals supplying illicit drugs was basically "[[Wtf|normal]]" and something practically every pharmacy was doing at the time, but Zhaodong's [[Politicians|health director and vice director]] wanted the shit to end so the [[Normies|legal]] pharmacies could [[Corporations|make moar money]]. So now Jiang is [[Butthurt|pissed]] since now he can't make some moneyz for him and his [[family]] and his whole [[Life|lifes]] outlook is now [[Fuck the police|ACAB]], and hates the head of the police of the city.
Jiang was basically a poor as [[shit]] [[drugs|drug dealer]] that supplied his shit to local pharmacies in exchange for teh [[Jew|monehz]], then got his "stuff" seized by [[Pigs|police]]. Apparently while it was illegal, the cops didn't give a single fuck since locals supplying illicit drugs was basically "[[Wtf|normal]]" and something practically every pharmacy was doing at the time, but Zhaodong's [[Politicians|health director and vice director]] wanted the shit to end so the [[Normies|legal]] pharmacies could [[Corporations|make moar money]]. So now Jiang is [[Butthurt|pissed]] since now he can't make some moneyz for him and his [[family]] and his whole [[Life|lifes]] outlook is now [[Fuck the police|ACAB]], and hates the head of the police of the city.


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In the end, they killed most of their perceived "enemies" on their list along with some random's, killing a total of [[Cho|32]] and injuring 16, which is quite impressive for using just a double barreled shotgun and a shitty .22lr rifle.
In the end, they killed most of their perceived "enemies" on their list along with some random's, killing a total of [[Cho|32]] and injuring 16, which is quite impressive for using just a double barreled shotgun and a shitty .22lr rifle.
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==Graded Score==
==Graded Score==


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|'''[[Seung-Hui Cho|32]]'''|
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
|16|16 wounded
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|15|
| colspan="2" style="height:9px;overflow:hidden;" |
|20|[[Epic Win|China's worst mass shooting]]
|-
|20|Ultimate form of "revenge"
! style="text-align:right;" | Kills:
|103|A++
|'''[[Seung-Hui Cho|32]]'''/20
|Now get back to sweatshop!
|-
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|16/20 16 wounded <br />
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|15/20  
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|20/20 [[Epic Win|China's worst mass shooting]]
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|20/20 Ultimate form of "revenge"
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 103/100 ('''A++''')</big>
|}
 
<center>'''Now get back to sweatshop!'''</center>
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>


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