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*[[7ols]] returns to [[Skype]] for only a few days until his mother [[lmao|took away his Windows laptop he got from college]].
*[[7ols]] returns to [[Skype]] for only a few days until his mother [[lmao|took away his Windows laptop he got from college]].
*[[NBC|Peacock]] makes people pay for a premium service to watch certain shows.
*[[NBC|Peacock]] makes people pay for a premium service to watch certain shows.
*Some 72-year-old [[Vietnam]]ese blazn azn man named [[Powerword|Huu Can]] [[Tranny|Tran]] shoots up 10 people in [[California]] during a [[China|Lunar New Year]] festival.
*Some 72-year-old [[Vietnam]]ese blazn azn man named [[Huu Can Tran]] kills 11 people in [[California]] during a [[China|Lunar New Year]] festival.
*A [[Wario|Wario Land]] inspired game that is [[Fact|better]] than the former called Pizza Tower is released.
*A [[Wario|Wario Land]] inspired game that is [[Fact|better]] than the former called [[Pizza Tower]] is released.
*A {{age|1998|1|9}}-year-old former [[YTP]] maker named Schaffrillas (Powerword: James Phyrillas), his brother Patrick, and his friend [[Chris-Chan|Chris]] get heavily injured via a car crash accident in [[Pennsylvania]]. His brother and friend die, but Schaffrillas is still alive and well as of this day.
*A {{age|1998|1|9}}-year-old former [[YTP]] maker named Schaffrillas (Powerword: James Phyrillas), his brother Patrick, and his friend [[Chris-Chan|Chris]] get heavily injured via a car crash accident in [[Pennsylvania]]. His brother and friend die, but Schaffrillas is still alive and well as of this day.
*Former moderated .wil is elected to Faggot of the Year, and spergs out due to ego damages


==February==
==February==
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*A stupid [[China|Chinese]] Spy Balloon flies over [[Jewnited States of Americunts|America]]. [[Redneck|South Carolina]] shoots it down.  
*A stupid [[China|Chinese]] Spy Balloon flies over [[Jewnited States of Americunts|America]]. [[Redneck|South Carolina]] shoots it down.  
:Other words: [[Fact|Americans are stupid.]]
:Other words: [[Fact|Americans are stupid.]]
*4.5 years after [[XXXTentacion]]'s death in [[2018]], his lawyer still decides to put the blame on a [[Canada|Canadian]] rapper named Drake, who also made a message video to [[Basketball|LeBron James]] at the [[NBA]]
*4.5 years after [[XXXTentacion]]'s death in [[2018]], his lawyer still decides to put the blame on a [[Canada|Canadian]] rapper named [[Drake]], who also made a message video to [[Basketball|LeBron James]] at the [[NBA]]
*Peter Okoye gets butthurt over a [[Nigeria]]n singer named Seun Kuti all because he called Peter Obi an opportunist, massive [[lulz]] were then sparked on social media.
*Peter Okoye gets butthurt over a [[Nigeria]]n singer named Seun Kuti all because he called Peter Obi an opportunist, massive [[lulz]] were then sparked on social media.
*[[Disney]] lays off 7,000 employees while announcing three sequels to already shitty movies.
*[[Disney]] lays off 7,000 employees while announcing three sequels to already shitty movies.
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*It's that time of year where you will never be laid, [[Sex|Valentines' Day]].
*It's that time of year where you will never be laid, [[Sex|Valentines' Day]].
*A [[Britfag|British]] [[16 year-old girl|16 year old]] [[Transgender]] teen named Brianna Ghey gets stabbed to death in a park in Cheshire, United Kingdom.
*A [[Britfag|British]] [[16 year-old girl|16 year old]] [[Transgender]] teen named Brianna Ghey gets stabbed to death in a park in Cheshire, United Kingdom.
*3 students get mass-murdered and 5 other get wounded at the [[Michigan]] State University.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Anthony_McRae|3 students get mass-murdered and 5 other get wounded]] at the [[Michigan]] State University.
*Susan Wojcicki finally retires as the CEO of [[JewTube]].
*[[Susan Wojcicki]] finally retires as the CEO of [[JewTube]].
:Sadly, Neal Mohan, a well known [[NFT]] aficionado, becomes the new CEO of JewTube.
:Sadly, Neal Mohan, a well known [[NFT]] aficionado, becomes the new CEO of JewTube.
*Our [[Discord]] Server got [[baleeted]]. <s>We will be back on there eventually.</s> '''Any "ED Discord" you see from now on is unofficial!!'''
*Our [[Discord]] Server got [[baleeted]]. <s>We will be back on there eventually.</s> '''Any "ED Discord" you see from now on is unofficial!!'''
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*It's Saint Patty's Day again, time to get [[drunk]] as usual.
*It's Saint Patty's Day again, time to get [[drunk]] as usual.
*[[Chris-Chan]] gets released from jail.
*[[Chris-Chan]] gets released from jail.
*Another attempt of a [[high score]] goes on at a school in [[Tennessee]] by some {{age|1995|3|24}}-year-old [[tranny]] "male" who goes by [[Audrey Hale]] (Aiden). Six people get killed.
*Another attempt of a [[high score]] goes on at a school in [[Tennessee]] by some 28-year-old [[tranny]] "male" who goes by [[Audrey Hale]] (Aiden). Six people get killed.
*The [[Nintendo]] eShop finally shuts down on the 3DS and Wii U consoles respectively.
*The [[Nintendo]] eShop finally shuts down on the 3DS and Wii U consoles respectively.
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:COMMIES: SEETHE!
:COMMIES: SEETHE!
*A video of a cat being blended alive surfaces OTI and causes massive butthurt, it was later revealed to be a [[Chinese]] person responsible for blending that poor cat.
*A video of a cat being blended alive surfaces OTI and causes massive butthurt, it was later revealed to be a [[Chinese]] person responsible for blending that poor cat.
*[[Pit Bulls|Dindudogs]] by the name of Marshall and Millions get snuffed in London, Pithags BAWWWWWW'D from all over the world.
:[[NEDM]] makes a sudden comeback?
:[[NEDM]] makes a sudden comeback?
*A 24-year-old named Deion Patterson goes on a mass shooting at a medical center in [[Atlanta]], [[Georgia]]. 1 die and 4 others get wounded.
*A 24-year-old named [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Deion_Patterson|Deion Patterson]] goes on a mass shooting at a medical center in [[Atlanta]], [[Georgia]]. 1 die and 4 others get wounded.


==June==
==June==
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==August==
==August==
* 8th - On the island of Maui, [[Hawaii]] a wildfire destroys a small time town, killing <s>55</s> <s>93</s> 115 people, and leaving more than a thousand missing (probably dead.)
* 8th - On the island of Maui, [[Hawaii]] a wildfire destroys a small time town, killing <s>55</s> <s>93</s> 115 people, and leaving more than a thousand missing (probably dead.)
* 9th <s>- [[Lil Tay]], Internet influencer dies at 14.[[Pedo]]philic [[necrophilia|necrophiles]] are grabbing their shovels.</s>
* 9th <s>- [[Lil Tay]], Internet influencer dies at 14. [[Pedo]]philic [[necrophilia|necrophiles]] are grabbing their shovels.</s>
:Turned out to be a hoax
:Turned out to be a hoax
* 17th - [[IShowSpeed]] accidentally flashes his [[File:Penisfilter.png|PENIS|link=PENIS]] over Chica from [[Five Nights at Freddy's]] during a live stream.  
* 17th - [[IShowSpeed]] accidentally flashes his [[File:Penisfilter.png|PENIS|link=PENIS]] over Chica from [[Five Nights at Freddy's]] during a live stream.  
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:[[Godzilla]] to appear IRL soon, from this incident?
:[[Godzilla]] to appear IRL soon, from this incident?
* 25th - [[Donald Drumpf|Donald Trump]] surrenders, becoming the first US president ever to be arrested. kek.
* 25th - [[Donald Drumpf|Donald Trump]] surrenders, becoming the first US president ever to be arrested. kek.
* 26th - Bob Barker of "[[Game Show|The Price Is Right]]" fame and supplier of [[gaol]]-ware dies, aged 99.
* 26th
** In Jacksonville, [[Florida]], another [[Nazi]] white supremacist, [[Ryan Christopher Palmeter]], starts a shooting, killing [[coward|3]] before [[an hero]]-ing.
** Bob Barker of "[[Game Show|The Price Is Right]]" fame and supplier of [[gaol]]-ware dies, aged 99.
:Bob Barker: Spayed and Neutered for the last time.
:Bob Barker: Spayed and Neutered for the last time.
* 27th - In Jacksonville, [[Florida]], another white [[Nazi]] supremacist ,[[Ryan Christopher Palmeter]] starts a shooting killing [[coward|3]] before [[an hero]]-ing.
* 27th - [[Maddox]] releases a video "exposing" Justin Whang, and asterios kokkinos.
* 28th - Joe The Plumber is dead.  
* 28th - Joe The Plumber is dead.  
:Old Meme is <strike>Old</strike> Dead.
:Old Meme is <strike>Old</strike> Dead.
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*29th  
*29th  
**In Ausfailia, a whale strikes a boat killing 1 NPC and injuring critically another
**In Ausfailia, a whale strikes a boat killing 1 NPC and injuring critically another
**Ethan Crumbley, the Oxford high school shooter, is sentenced to life in prison without parole.  
**[[Ethan Crumbley]], the Oxford high school shooter, is sentenced to life in prison without parole.  
::Hey, Ethan - [[ED|We]] hope you share your bunk with [[Bubba]]!!!.
::Hey, Ethan - [[ED|We]] hope you share your bunk with [[Bubba]]!!!.


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* 11th - A 19-year-old [[Spain|spanish]] girl is killed by Hamas. Also, the Hamas faggots leaked their naked corpse for teh [[lulz]]
* 11th - A 19-year-old [[Spain|spanish]] girl is killed by Hamas. Also, the Hamas faggots leaked their naked corpse for teh [[lulz]]
* 14th  - An [[internet sissy fight]] between [[SSSniperWolf]] and Jacksfilms escalates up to a new level after she shows up to his house and reveals his [[dox]] to all of the public, causing insurmountable amounts of e-drama and [[lulz]]
* 14th  - An [[internet sissy fight]] between [[SSSniperWolf]] and Jacksfilms escalates up to a new level after she shows up to his house and reveals his [[dox]] to all of the public, causing insurmountable amounts of e-drama and [[lulz]]
* 16th - [[Tunisia|Tunisian]] played high score and killed 2 swedes and injured a taxi driver during a Euro 2024 qualifying match between Sweden and Belgium. He later made a video about hating on [[Idiots|swedish coran burning]]. Hours later, police raped him with bullets and died several hours later.
* 17th
** A missile is launched in a Gaza hospital and [[EPIC WIN|600]] ppl got BANNED.
** Some [[muslim|mudslims]] in different countries went amok proceed shit and fuck up several embassies. Also, Lebanon ppl shitted up the US embassy.
* 23rd - [[Shit no one cares about|A train crash in the city of Bangladesh leaves 17 dead]]
* 23rd - [[Shit no one cares about|A train crash in the city of Bangladesh leaves 17 dead]]
* 25th - A man ([[Powerword|Robert Card]]) went amok in a city in [[Maine]], killing 18 and injuring about 13. It is currently the new [[Epic Win|high score of the year]].
* 25th - A man ([[Powerword|Robert Card]]) went amok in a city in [[Maine]], killing 18 and injuring about 13. It is currently the new [[Epic Win|high score of the year]].
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==November==
==November==
*3rd  - In [[China|Nepal]], a magnitude 5.6 earthquake pwns 157 and destroys many mountain houses.
*3rd  - In [[Nepal]], a magnitude 5.6 earthquake pwns 157 and destroys many mountain houses.
*9th
*9th
** [[Omegle]] is taken out back and shot by its very own site admins. Motive: Fear of incoming Internet [[Censorship]] Laws, combined with lawsuits brought against the site because of fucking pedos mis-using the site.
** [[Omegle]] is taken out back and shot by its very own site admins. Motive: Fear of incoming Internet [[Censorship]] Laws, combined with lawsuits brought against the site because of fucking pedos mis-using the site.
** Somehow, someway, [[Boogie2988]] drags his name down the mud even further with his own [[emo|pity-party]] documentary.
** Somehow, someway, [[Boogie2988]] drags his name down the mud even further with his own [[emo|pity-party]] documentary.
*11th - Spic police arrests over 121 [[pedobear|ppl]] for illegal possession of [[WTF|500 Terabytes]] of [[cp]]. Good luck with [[Bubba]]'s prison-raep pranks!!!
*11th - Spic police arrests over 121 [[pedobear|ppl]] for illegal possession of [[WTF|500 Terabytes]] of [[cp]]. Good luck with [[Bubba]]'s prison-raep pranks!!!
*13th - Yet another [[internet sissy fight]] occurs involving SomeOrdinaryGamers and Karl Jobst going after [[gamer|gaming YouTuber]] The Completionist over [[scam|his charity]].
*13th - Yet another [[internet sissy fight]] occurs involving SomeOrdinaryGamers and Karl Jobst going after [[gamer|gaming YouTuber]] [[The Completionist]] over [[scam|his charity]].
*23rd - Some random Brazilian in [[Ireland]] decides to shank 4 people with a knife. Ireland's people responded to the stabbing with "[[vandalism]]", the same kind of vandalism as seen in the USA's riotous response to the 2020 death of [[George Floyd]].
*23rd - Some random Brazilian in [[Ireland]] decides to shank 4 people with a knife. Ireland's people responded to the stabbing with "[[vandalism]]", the same kind of vandalism as seen in the USA's riotous response to the 2020 death of [[George Floyd]].
*28th - Some [[troon|game developer]] who created the indie game [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] got [[Docs|doxed]] by some teens from [[Soyjak.party]]. :Of course, [[weebs]] and [[coomers]] alike got butthurt.
*28th - Some [[sick fuck|game developer]] who created the indie game [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] got [[Docs|doxed]] by some teens from [[Soyjak.party]].
:Of course, [[weebs]] and [[coomers]] alike got butthurt.
*29th
*29th
**[[Henry Kissinger]] dies at the age of [[At least 100|100]].
**[[Henry Kissinger]] dies at the age of [[At least 100|100]].
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*3rd
** Feeling the fade of irrelevancy, [[Hbomberguy]] would drop a three-hour long drivel over plagiarism, brewing up more [[lulz]] with many other YouTubers.
** Feeling the fade of irrelevancy, [[Hbomberguy]] would drop a three-hour long drivel over plagiarism, brewing up more [[lulz]] with many other YouTubers.
** on the same day, [[Maddox]] also finally releases his take down of the Mexican Jew [[Dick Masterson]].
** A new war is likely to begin between [[Venezuela]] and [[Guyana]] over pieces of jungle that include Jonestown.
** A new war is likely to begin between [[Venezuela]] and [[Guyana]] over pieces of jungle that include Jonestown.
*4th - [[Grand Theft Auto 6]] is ''finally'' officially revealed after [[at least 100 years]]
*4th - [[Grand Theft Auto 6]] is ''finally'' officially revealed after [[at least 100 years]]
*7th - It is the [[William Atchison|Aztec school shooting]]'s 6th anniversary. Hopefully our faggot ex-sysop/jannie [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] is rolling in his grave now.
*7th - On the Aztec High School shooting's 6th anniversary, [[AlGore]] makes a [[Columbine Copycats#Alina Afanaskina|new friend]] in Hell.
*10th - Fearing the negative press from Jobst' and Mutahar's audiences, [[The Completionist]] would upload an official response, cementing his [[Video Game Reviewers|admittedly uneventful career]].
*10th  
* Also the 10th - [[Javier Milei]] officially becomes President of [[Argentina]] following his election.  
**Fearing the negative press from Jobst' and Mutahar's audiences, [[The Completionist]] would upload an official response, cementing his [[Video Game Reviewers|admittedly uneventful career]].
**[[Javier Milei]] officially becomes President of [[Argentina]] following his election.
**[[Hunter Avallone]] almost gets shot at by an ex-boyfriend of his now ex-girlfriend.  
*11th - [[Shane Dawson]] outs himself as a [[pedophile]] by claiming that he thinks CP is sexy.
*11th - [[Shane Dawson]] outs himself as a [[pedophile]] by claiming that he thinks CP is sexy.
*14th - Fat [[redneck]] Hannah Payne is found guilty of killing a 62-year-old man who was a [[nigger]]. Got [[v&]].
*14th - Fat [[redneck]] Hannah Payne is found guilty of killing a 62-year-old man who was a [[nigger]]. Got [[v&]].
*19th - YouTuber [[Dream]] uploads a spiritual successor to Kwite's video a few months back of dismantling and pointing out the fallacies found in the allegations made against him. Of course, mass [[butthurt]] ensued from [[no life|chronically online]] [[16-year-old girl]]s.
*19th - YouTuber [[Dream]] uploads a spiritual successor to Kwite's video a few months back of dismantling and pointing out the fallacies found in the allegations made against him. Of course, mass [[butthurt]] ensued from [[no life|chronically online]] [[16-year-old girl]]s.
*21st - 24-year-old man named David Kozák [[Charles Whitman|goes amok at a university]] in the [[Czech|Czech Republic]], killing 15 people<small>(+two alleged forest kills six days prior)</small>. He is currently the second person this year to make it into the [[High score|Top 50]].
*21st - A 24-year-old man named [[David Kozák]] [[Charles Whitman|goes amok at a university]] in the [[Czech|Czech Republic]], killing 15 people<small>(+two alleged forest kills six days prior)</small>. He is currently the second person this year to make it into the [[High score|Top 50]].
*22nd
*22nd
** Israel is estimated to have pwn'd around 20,000 Palestinians, nearly 1% of the entire population of the Gaza Strip.
** Israel is estimated to have pwn'd around 20,000 Palestinians, nearly 1% of the entire population of the Gaza Strip.
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File:PWH - kept his hands to himself.jpg|Pee Wee Herman passed away of teh cancers in 2023
File:PWH - kept his hands to himself.jpg|Pee Wee Herman passed away of teh cancers in 2023
File:Dracula flow pic.png|[[Dracula Flow]], an YouTube sensation in 2023...
File:Dracula flow pic.png|[[Dracula Flow]], an YouTube sensation in 2023...
File:Omegle shutdown - KYM 51c.jpg|Omegle also closed themselves down in 2023. RIP Omegle Trolling  
File:Omegle shutdown - KYM 51c.jpg|Omegle also closed themselves down in 2023. RIP Omegle Trolling
File:Jerry Springer RIP.jpg|Jerry Springer, iconic trash TV host bit the dust. "Final Thoughts" indeed.
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File:Uncle Ted memes RIP X-ed out eyes.png|Uncle Ted [[An Hero|checked out]]...
File:RS354 Beatles NAT Large.jpg|Boomer band [[The Beatles]] released their final song in 2023. Crazy inn'it?
File:RS354 Beatles NAT Large.jpg|Boomer band [[The Beatles]] released their final song in 2023. Crazy inn'it?
File:Ken-barba-ad.png|Ken was the unsung hero of [[Barbie|The Barbie Movie]]
File:Ae-tan CakeReversed.png|ED turned 19!!
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