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[[File:IPad Kid.jpg|thumb|What a funny way to parent your child!]] | |||
[[File:Boy kid pretending as an E girl on Tiktok live and dancing yahitchi arigato.mp4|thumb|A typical generation alpha child.]] | |||
'''Generation Alpha''' (or the '''iPad kids''') are the next generation of brain-dead newfags birthed between the years 2013—2025. Following the eventual death of the [[Gen Z]] age, Alpha was spawned. Caused by years of irresponsible parenting, Gen Alpha are known to have an extremely retarded sense of fine-motor skills and are unable to understand their environment, rarely agreeing with the outside world unless it was proven true by [[TikTok|social media]] apps. The prime years of gen alpha will start in 2038-2049. Making them more noticed than gen z in the future. Zalphas (born in 2006-2015) will have both the prime years of gen z and gen alpha because both ends of the border of gen z and alpha will be intresting, both probably making skibidi toilet shit during wars instead of tanks and being ceos of retarded brainrot related corporations. | |||
Unfortunately, many of these individuals have reached the age of inhabiting 5th and 6th grades (oldest of the bunch are now {{age|2013|0|0}}-years old...) But, in the time they are not at education, it is essential for them to cozy on in and play [[Roblox]] first-person shooters, [[YouTube#Gay Content|YouTube Kids]] Cocomelon and [[Skibidi Toilet]] on their rat infested iPad screens, all the while their own parents occupy themselves with devices. | |||
And as for the Gen Betas – they just started being born. God only knows what their humor will be. | |||
==Faggotry== | ==Faggotry== | ||
They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger [[Zoomer]]s. The | They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger [[Zoomer]]s. The Generation Alpha influencers are mainly retarded toy channels made by their parents. However, as the oldest [[2013|Gen Alphas]] start becoming [[13-year-old boys|teenagers]] around 2025-2026, that might change and a new era of JewTube (and/or ShitTok) might begin. | ||
==Notable members of | |||
==Education== | |||
As [[hell|schools]] become more retarded, the generation becomes more retarded as well. With the increasing trend of addiction to technology and especially iPads, some kids don't know how to read or write by the time they're a teenager. | |||
==Notable members of Gen Alpha== | |||
*People in elementary school | *People in elementary school | ||
* | *People born from 2013-2024. | ||
And others that nobody gives a shit about. | *Half of the Skibidifags | ||
==See | *The Rizzler | ||
*[[Gen Z]] - their older siblings, sometimes parents. | *[[Sigma Boy]] Russians (1 is late gen z, and 1 was born in 2013) | ||
*[[ | And others that [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody gives a shit about]]. | ||
==Zalphas== | |||
Zalphas are the faggots born between 2006-2015. Both sharing similarities with each other. | |||
==See also== | |||
*[[Uvalde School Shooting]] - The proper way to deal with Gen Alpha kids. | |||
*[[Children]] - who all Gen Alphas are as of {{CURRENTYEAR}}. | |||
*[[Gen Z]] - their older siblings, sometimes parents., basically the same as gen z. | |||
*[[Millennials]] - their parents. | |||
*[[Gen X]] - sometimes their parents. | *[[Gen X]] - sometimes their parents. | ||
*[[Baby Boomers]] - their grandparents. | *[[Baby Boomers]] - their grandparents. | ||
{{Generations}} | {{Generations}} | ||
{{Social Media}} | |||
[[Category:Stub]] | [[Category:Stub]] | ||
[[Category:Generations]] | [[Category:Generations]] | ||
[[Category:TikTok]] | |||
