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{{an police hero|[[File:Micah-johnson-dead.jpg|100px|link=]]}}
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{{ib|[[File:Micah-johnson-dead.jpg|250px]]}}
{{ib|[[File:MikeyX.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Micah Xavier Johnson'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Micah Xavier Johnson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 2, 1991}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 2, 1991}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|July 8, 2016 (aged 25)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|July 8, 2016 (aged 25)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[American]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[American]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured 9}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured 11}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, Nightmare difficulty}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, Nightmare difficulty}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no. (killed by R2Dindu, the best police robot)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no. (killed by R2Dindu, the best police robot)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''| [[Fail|Pro-Nigger Extremism]]}}
{{Ibend}}
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File:dallasweapon.jpg|The only REAL perpetrator of the shooting spree, according to [[Liberals]], as the nigra dindu nuffin and wer inno sint
File:Micah Supah Soulja1.png|Thank you for your service
File:Monkeygun.jpg
File:Micah Supah Soulja2.png
File:Dallas-shooter-dead.jpg|Sir, you have a phone call.
File:Micah V.png
File:Micah-johnson-dead.jpg|Sir, you have a phone call.
File:Dallas-shooter-gun.jpg
File:Dallas-shooter-gun.jpg
File:Terminator.jpg|Skynet activated. Robot hero is the BOMB.
File:Terminator.jpg|Skynet activated. Robot hero is the BOMB.
File:DallasTerminator1.png|The [[bot]] closing in for the kill.
File:BombBot.jpg|I'm in your hood. Blowin'up all your nigras.
File:BombBot.jpg|I'm in your hood. Blowin'up all your nigras.
File:MichaelRichards.gif|Never relax. He tried to warn us.
File:Nigger_Alarm.gif|Police on highest alert.
File:dallassniper2.jpg|Red herring open carrying negra, spotted shortly before actual shooters went [[Postal]].
File:Micah Johnson Black Lives Matter Likes.jpg|Micah was an active [[Blacklivesmatter]] supporter.
File:Micah Johnson Black Lives Matter Likes.jpg|Micah was an active [[Blacklivesmatter]] supporter.
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[[File:PantherObama.jpg|thumb|left| Alleged instigator alias "Barry".  If you recognize this individual contact the FBI.  Be sure to tell them you saw the picture on ED!]]
[[File:PantherObama.jpg|thumb|left| Alleged instigator alias "Barry".  If you recognize this individual contact the FBI.  Be sure to tell them you saw the picture on ED!]]
[[File:dallaslol.gif|thumb|right|Another shooter]]
[[File:dallaslol.gif|thumb|right|Another shooter]]
[[File:MichaelRichards.gif|thumb|left|Never relax. He tried to warn us.]]
[[File:Nigger_Alarm.gif|thumb|right|Police on highest alert.]]
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{{clear}}
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|[[File:DallasVid1.mp4|700px]]
;Playin' [[COD]] [[IRL]]
|[[File:DallasVid2.mp4|700px]]
;Fellow [[dindus]] have been caught in the crossfire
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|<youtube>TnqZadaY-yE</youtube>
;Holy #$%*!!
;Holy #$%*!!
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|<youtube>3bgzQ8nR_5c</youtube>
|<youtube>3bgzQ8nR_5c</youtube>
;Heli footage immediately after the shots begin
;Heli footage immediately after the shots begin
|[[File:MegynKellyDallas.mp4|550px]]
|[[File:MegynKellyDallas.mp4|700px]]
;Even [[Fox News]] got in on the action.
;Even [[Fox News]] got in on the action.
|<youtube>TYRpSsPOu78</youtube>
|<youtube>TYRpSsPOu78</youtube>
;The Young Turds report on it
;[[The Young Turks|The Young Turds]] report on it
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|<youtube>VFLLHzxpuyE</youtube>
;King Nigger Obama does a speech
;King Nigger Obama does a speech
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|<youtube>_drHYNGqLoU</youtube>
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;longer news report
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==Reactions==
==Reactions==
Despite the low frag count, the event brought in significant attention nationwide. Most whites BAWWW'd over their precious pigs being pwn'd, calling for [[What|hate crime legislation to protect cops.]] Meanwhile, a significant amount (possibly even the majority) of black people are legit ''praising'' and ''celebrating'' the attacks. Current independent investigations have shown that those [[Black Lives Matter]] chimps are planning more attacks on society at whole.
Despite the low frag count, the event brought in significant attention nationwide. Most whites BAWWW'd over their precious pigs being pwn'd, calling for [[What|hate crime legislation to protect cops.]] Meanwhile, a significant amount (possibly even the majority) of black people are legit ''praising'' and ''celebrating'' the attacks. Current independent investigations have shown that those [[Black Lives Matter]] chimps are planning more attacks on society at whole. Not surprisingly, the [[Silicon Valley|Silly Cunt Valley Girl]] billionaires buying McMansions in city council district 12 to evade [[California|Adolf Newsom's]] taxes reacted by electing a racist, greedy, pro-Israhell NIMBY politician named [[Jew|Cara Mendelsohn]], whose only purpose is to block building anything other than negro-hostile car-centric suburban sprawl. Elevated rail? NOOOOOOO muh lord and saviour Cara Mendelsohn says that's reminiscent of the [[Chicago|Shit Congo]] and must never be built! But another 12-lane Interstate superhighway is perfectly ok because some rich Elton Musk worshipper needs to murder pedestrians in his Tesla Cybertruck!


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==[[Twatter]]==
===[[Twatter]]===
As usual, the [[Redundant|idiotic masses]] immediately chimped out and made death threats and other illicit and idiotic posts. If you find any death threats or calls to violence, please [https://tips.fbi.gov/ contact the FBI here], and [[Snitch|report]] the liberal freaks out, [[for great justice]]. Do your part to keep the US safe! Be [[an hero]], not a zero!
As usual, the [[Redundant|idiotic masses]] immediately chimped out and made death threats and other illicit and idiotic posts. If you find any death threats or calls to violence, please [https://tips.fbi.gov/ contact the FBI here], and [[Snitch|report]] the liberal freaks out, [[for great justice]]. Do your part to keep the US safe! Be [[an hero]], not a zero!


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== High Score ==
== High Score ==


{{GradedScore|'''5'''|9 injured|17|Niggers know how to use a gun, da fuk? HACKS|17|Straight out of GTA 5, plus enough supplies at home to start a real war|16|Potentially triggers the "L.A. Riots 2.0"|20|Immediate 20 point bonus for successfully playing on Nightmare Difficulty|75|'''C'''|FUCK THA POLICE}}
=== Loadout ===
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*'''Primary''': AK-74
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*Variant of the classic AK equipped with a sight '''65-80 Damage'''
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*'''Secondary''': Glock 19 Gen4
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*Exact same model of Glock that [[William Atchison|our beloved]] used '''25-40 Damage'''
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*'''Last Stand Mode''': Fraser .25-caliber
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*Pocket pistol ideal for women to carry in a purse '''15-30 Damage'''
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*'''Perk 1''': Body Armor
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*'''+DEF 25%'''
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*'''Perk 2''': Black Power
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*Double points when killing whities, pigs, and other blacks


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=== Graded Score ===
{{GradedScore|'''5'''|9 injured|17|Niggers know how to use a gun, da fuk? HACKS|17|Straight out of GTA 5, plus enough supplies at home to start a real war|16|Potentially triggers the "L.A. Riots 2.0"|20|Immediate 20 point bonus for successfully playing on Nightmare Difficulty|75|'''C'''|[[Fuck The Police|FUCK THA POLICE]]}}
=== Wanted Level ===
{{Wanted|5}}
{{Wanted|5}}


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Image:justapeacefulprotest.jpg|Just a peaceful protest..
Image:justapeacefulprotest.jpg|Just a peaceful protest..
Image:killwhiteydallas.jpg|KILL WHITEY!!!
Image:killwhiteydallas.jpg|KILL WHITEY!!!
Image:liberalgunview.jpg|How liberals see mass shootings.
Image:negresshappy.png|Some nigger whore is happy about it.
Image:negresshappy.png|Some nigger whore is happy about it.
Image:niggercrimestats.png|Nigger Crime Stats
Image:niggercrimestats.png|Nigger Crime Stats
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===Perpetrators===
===Perpetrators===
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File:Dallas Sniper Monkey 6shooter.gif
File:Dallas Sniper Monkey 6shooter.gif
File:Dallas Sniper Monkey AK.gif|Live footage
File:Dallas Sniper Monkey AK.gif|Live footage
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File:liberalgunview.jpg|The actual perpetrator, according to the left.
File:liberalgunview.jpg|The actual perpetrator, according to the left.
File:dallaschimp.gif|The perpetrator, contemplating his plan
File:dallaschimp.gif|The perpetrator, contemplating his plan
Image:dallassniper2.jpg|This man was initially reported to have been responsible, but has now been cleared of all charges.
Image:dallassniper2.jpg|Spotted shortly before, this man was initially reported to have been responsible, but has now been cleared of all charges.
File:dallasrightnow.jpeg|Black people, immediately after the shitstorm.
File:dallasrightnow.jpeg|Black people, immediately after the shitstorm.
File:chimp.gif|tl;dr of what happened
File:chimp.gif|tl;dr of what happened
File:Monkeygun.jpg
File:dallasweapon.jpg|The only REAL perpetrator of the shooting spree, according to [[Liberals]], as the nigra dindu nuffin and wer inno sint
File:Chimpanzee-glock.jpg
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*[[Chris Dorner]]
*[[Chris Dorner]]
*[[Cosmo Setepenra]]
*[[Cosmo Setepenra]]
*[[Darrell Brooks]]- Same deal, but used a SUV
*[[Sam Hyde]]
*[[Sam Hyde]]
*[[Chimpout]]
*[[Chimpout]]
*[[DINDUNUFFIN]]
*[[DINDUNUFFIN]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] - more proof we need to ban Military-style Assault Niggers
*[[Texas]]
*[[Texas]]
*[[The South]]
*[[The South]]
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