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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No lol}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No lol}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''| [[Autism]]}} | |||
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In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], '''Hugo Ahlfors Jackson'''{{nazi}}, a [[13-year-old boys|{{age|2006|5|12}}-year-old]] [[autism|autist]] who decided to try to set a new [[high score]] at his [[school]]. Being a [[short man syndrome|5'6]] [[Sri Lanka|Hindi]] [[Colombia|spic]] who thought he was [[white devil|white]] and eligible as a [[Nazi]] after taking [[Pol/|/pol/]] [[memes]] too seriously, he went to the [[school]] and tried to become [[an hero]] in the name of le white race, but [[fail|failed miserably]] and was only able to [[London|stab]] one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to commit suicide by cop as intended and got [[v&]] for not having a [[Immigration|green card]] while he was playing [[Queen|Don’t Stop Me Now]] in the background. [[Faggot|What an absolute failure]]. | In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], just 2 months after the [[2021 London truck attack]], '''Hugo Ahlfors Jackson'''{{nazi}}, a [[13-year-old boys|{{age|2006|5|12}}-year-old]] [[autism|autist]] who decided to try to set a new [[high score]] at his [[school]]. Being a [[short man syndrome|5'6]] [[Sri Lanka|Hindi]] [[Colombia|spic]] who thought he was [[white devil|white]] and eligible as a [[Nazi]] after taking [[Pol/|/pol/]] [[memes]] too seriously, he went to the [[school]] and tried to become [[an hero]] in the name of le white race, but [[fail|failed miserably]] and was only able to [[London|stab]] one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to commit suicide by cop as intended and got [[v&]] for not having a [[Immigration|green card]] while he was playing [[Queen|Don’t Stop Me Now]] in the background. [[Faggot|What an absolute failure]]. | ||
He livestreamed the “attack” like [[Brenton Tarrant]] but never realized that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another [[retard]] who also stabbed people at a school, [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]], a [[schizophrenic]] who did (slightly) better than him and injured 2 people while blasting [[Faggot|Queen]] on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white and radicalized the spic this page is about. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, but there is a niche group on the [[internet|the web]] who are obsessed with autists like these for some reason. | He livestreamed the “attack” like [[Brenton Tarrant]] but never realized that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another [[retard]] who also stabbed people at a school, [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]], a [[schizophrenic]] who did (slightly) better than him and injured 2 people while blasting [[Faggot|Queen]] on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white and radicalized the spic this page is about. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, but there is a niche group on the [[internet|the web]] who are obsessed with autists like these for some reason. | ||
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*'''Perk''': Ghost Pro | *'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro | ||
[[Image:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|center|70px]] | [[Image:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|center|70px]] | ||
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*Took forever for police to arrive. <br> '''Invisible to police helicopters.''' | *Took forever for police to arrive. <br> '''Invisible to police helicopters.''' | ||
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*'''Perk 2''': Tarrant Disciple | |||
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*Being a Tarrant disciple, double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns. | |||
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File:HugoJacksonShotgun.png|Another photo of him and his girlfriend, the shotgun. | File:HugoJacksonShotgun.png|Another photo of him and his girlfriend, the shotgun. | ||
File:HugoJacksonRifle.png|Hugo's rifle | File:HugoJacksonRifle.png|Hugo's rifle | ||
File:HugoJackson2023.png| | File:HugoJackson2023.png|Hugo in 2023. Notice that monkey face of his. | ||
File:Future Hugo Jackson.png|Hugo in 2053, {{youtube|PnKgygXPxm4|still playing roblox}}. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
</gallery>|border=#000000|color=white}} | </gallery>|border=#000000|color=white}} | ||
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*[[Autism]] - What he has. | *[[Autism]] - What he has. | ||
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - His hero. | *[[Brenton Tarrant]] - His hero. | ||
*[[ | *[[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - Another good example of Scandinavian power. | ||
*[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - Jew IRL friend of Hugo, injured 2 at his school. | *[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - Jew IRL friend of Hugo, injured 2 at his school. | ||
*[[Pol/|/pol/]] | |||
*[[Spics]] | *[[Spics]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Stephan Balliet]] - Another hero of his. | ||
== External | == External Links == | ||
*{{wikilink| | *{{wikilink|Eslöv_school_stabbing|TOW coverage}} | ||
*[https://www.mediafire.com/folder/tdmvaoyupnzbf/Mordf%C3%B6rs%C3%B6k+Skola+Esl%C3%B6v#tdmvaoyupnzbf Police Files] | *[https://www.mediafire.com/folder/tdmvaoyupnzbf/Mordf%C3%B6rs%C3%B6k+Skola+Esl%C3%B6v#tdmvaoyupnzbf Police Files] | ||
*[https://www.flashback.org/t3349507 Discussion On A Swedish Forum] | *[https://www.flashback.org/t3349507 Discussion On A Swedish Forum] | ||
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*{{steam|76561198979199757|Solvent yeye}} - Notice the [[Stephan Balliet|Balliet]] PFP. | *{{steam|76561198979199757|Solvent yeye}} - Notice the [[Stephan Balliet|Balliet]] PFP. | ||
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